Spiderleg: *Walks into camp*

Birchfall: It's Spiderpig!

Spiderleg: Spiderleg.

Ferncloud: Hey, Spiderpig!

Spiderleg: SpiderLEG.

Dustpelt: No, it's Spiderpig.

Spiderleg: Spiderleg!

Dustpelt: You're grounded!

Spiderleg: I am the boss of this Clan!

Foxleap: Oh?

Spiderleg: Firestar made me the boss of Spiderpig the annoying. So there!

Icecloud: And your name is Spiderpig, so you're annoying.

Spiderleg: Not!

Daisy: Are too!

Spiderleg: You're supposed to be on my side, you traitor!

Toadstep: Spiderpig's been rolling in mud!

Spiderleg: IT'S SPIDERLEG AND I HAVE NOT BEEN ROLLING IN MUD!

Ferncloud: He's been doing that since he was a kit. :/

Spiderleg: Not!

Icecloud: He's admitting it in his mind.

Toadstep: And you're outta your mind! Whoooooo-hooo! Oh, and I'm talking about Spiderpig, Iceloud.

Icecloud: ...

Spiderleg: IT'S SPIDERPIG, OKAY?

Ferncloud: Okay, Spiderleg.

Spiderleg: It's SpiderPIG! -.-

Foxleap: Okay, Spiderpig.

Spiderleg: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE IT IS SPIDERLEG! *Storms off*

Everyone: Bye, Spiderpig! :D