Pizzafur: Hello--

Dustywhisker: PIZZA! :D Oh, I'm Dustywhisker, the epic cat who mops this place and is at the counter at random times. Pizza, do you want a pizza burger?

Pizzafur: No, I want a vole burger.

Dustywhisker: *Dances on counter* How may I help you? Do you want pizza? Of course you do! AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHA!

Pizzafur: O_O!

Dustywhisker: *Throws pizza at Pizzafur's face* Here you go, Pizza. :P

Pizzafur: I AM PIZZAFUR AND I DO NOT WANT PIZZA!

Dustywhisker: GET OUT OF HERE THEN! GO FLY TO BURGER KING!

Pizzafur: This is Burger King. . .

Dustywhisker: It is? o.o SCOURGE, YOU LIED TO ME!

Scourge: *Throws Squirrelflight at Dustywhisker*

Dustywhisker: Wow, I won a squirrel! :)

Pizzafur: I WANT MY VOLE BURGER! *Starts going crazy*

Dustywhisker; Okay, Pizzawhatsit. *Throws vole burger at Pizzafur* Here ya go, Pizzabud. :)

Pizzafur: I do not like you, cat who mops.

Dustywhisker: *Sits in a corner* I'm forever alone. D':

Pizzafur: *Starts eating a vole burger and then goes away*

Dustywhisker: I AM SO FOREVER ALONE! :(

Thistleclaw: *Sitting by counter* I AM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!

Scourge: ....