Hawkfrost: *Sitting* Plan one... BEGIN!

Brambleclaw: Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: That's my name.

Brambleclaw: Throw this bottle of Coke at that tree, please. *Hands it over*

Tigerstar: *Throws it at tree*

Bottle: *Bounces off*

Brambleclaw: What...? o.o

Bumblestripe: The trees in ThunderClan are made from rubber. Thank me because I turned them to rubber. :P

Bottle: *Hits Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Falls*

Tigerstar: *Picks it up*

Brambleclaw: No... You're not that heartless, right?

Tigerstar: *Opens cap and the coke sprays over Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAH -- mmm, tastes like Mousefur's secret prey!

Mousefur: >:o!!!

Hawkfrost: Give it up, Brambleclaw. *Clears throat* Plan two which makes me yawn.

Brambleclaw: Put the Baka Dance on, Tigerstar! :D

Tigerstar: Okay. *Puts it on and starts dancing* WHY AM I DANCING?! O_O

Brambleclaw: Firestar!

Firestar: Yes?

Brambleclaw: *Picks up and throws at Tigerstar* Sorry, didn't see you there, Firestar!

Firestar: I'm flying! :D

Tigerstar: *Still dancing* Uh oh.

Firestar: *Hits Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: *Starts flying over to the mountains where the Tribe of Rushing Water live* AAAAAAAH!

Heavystep: Tiger -- TIGERSTAR?!?!

Tigerstar: You're such a loud belly like Loudbelly. *Throws to where ThunderClan is*

Brambleclaw: HEAVYSTEP?!?!

Heavystep: Hi, Brambleclaw! :D *Lands on Brambleclaw and squishes him* Where'd he go? :( *Gets off and runs away*

Ashfur: Yay, a rug! *Picks Brambleclaw up* Wait.. Brambleclaw?! Ew, I've got the Brambleclaw touch! *Throws*

Hawkfrost: *Whispers* Plan three and I'm leaving.

Goldenflower: Good night, Tigerstar, and don't let the monsters bite. *Falls asleep*

Brambleclaw: *Is under Tigerstar's bedding, covered in mud* *Gets up*

Tigerstar: *Is in the air and falls on face* *Gets up and sees Brambleclaw, eyes going wide* M-MONSTER!

Brambleclaw: Hi.

Goldenflower: *Sleep talking* I love myself. Ha.. ha..

Tigerstar: *Screams and runs away*

Brambleclaw: Yahoo! A plan worked for once! *Does victory dance*

Jayfeather: *Falls through roof of warriors' den and lands on Brambleclaw* I'm a Jayfeather ninja, Briarlight. You didn't believe me.

Briarlight: How did we even get on the roof of the warriors' den?

Jayfeather: We're in the warriors' den? I thought this was the medicine den!