Firestar: THUNDERCLAN, GET YOUR TAILS OVER HERE OR ELSE I SHALL BAN TACOS!

ThunderClan: *Gather beneath the Highledge*

Firestar: We have a new member. Welcome Flash.

Flash: Hello.

Thornclaw: Why in the name of StarClan did Firestar let a washing powder join the Clan?

Cloudtail: What do you mean?

Brightheart: Flash is a washing powder Blackstar got Littlecloud to sell. Apparently it makes you look awesome.

Sorreltail: WELCOME TO THUNDERCLAN, WASHING POWDER!

Flash: I’m a cat, not a washing powder.

Brambleclaw: IT’S A HAWKFROST WASHING POWDER!

Hazeltail: IT’S GOING TO KILL US ALL! :O

Flash: No, I come in peace.

Jayfeather: IT’S AN ALIEN HAWKFROST WASHING POWDER THAT TALKS!

Brightheart: I don’t think washing powder is any of that.

Flash: *Thinks: I should have just joined RiverClan. At least they’re not this crazy.*

Firestar: CALM DOWN, THUNDERCLAN! I HAVE AN IDEA!

ThunderClan: *Silent, ready to listen*

Firestar: We must treat this alien Hawkfrost washing powder that talks although washing powder isn’t that with respect.

Lilykit: What’s its name?

Flash: Flash.

Lilykit: Okay, alien Hawkfrost washing powder that talks although washing powder isn’t like that Flash.

Flash: It’s just Flash.

Lilykit: JustFlash? Okay then.

Flash: FLASH.

Lilykit: Welcome to ThunderClan, FLASH.

Flash: *Face-paw*

Thornclaw: WASHING POWDERS CAN FACE-PAW?!

Firestar: This is an amazing washing powder. Maybe it can steal ShadowClan’s fresh-kill. Flash, what are you programmed to do?

Flash: I’m out of here. *Walks off*

Firestar: What’s “I’m out of here”? What does it do? IS IT AN ALMIGHTY FRESH-KILL THAT WILL DESTROY TIGERSTAR’S FRIES?

Greystripe: Washing powders can walk?

Dustpelt: This is just too weird. :|