Tigerstar: *Updates status* Scourge and I are going to take over the forest and create the majestic TigerClan. Hopefully then I can finally get Firestar's cookies WHICH HE REFUSED TO GIVE ME FOR SIX BOOKS. Mwhahaha.

Scourge: Mouse-brain, you just shared that with everyone. . . which is totally a joke. JK guys.

Tigerstar: What are you talking about? We're on private chat. . . and we can type. Never saw that coming did you? Private chat is as majestic as I am.

Scourge: NOW FIRESTAR KNOWS AND HE CAN USE HIS FIRE POWERS TO DEFEAT US AS USUAL FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE TIGERSTAR YOU RUINED YOUR OWN PLAN AS USUAL

Tigerstar: Drama tom!

Firestar: Nice try, Tigerstar. LIONCLAN FOR THE WIN!

Tigerstar: Scourge, you never told me I shared this with everyone!

Brokenstar: . . . No comment.

Tigerstar: But you just commented!

Brokenstar: I said no comment. DO NOT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY BROKENSTAR OF BROKENESS. *Throws invisible cloak off*

Tigerstar: You still commented. AGH MY PAW HURTS.

Scourge: What did you do now. . .? ajidfapefoiaolzvlzfn. Sorry, that was Bone. He was just trying to get onto the BloodClan computer again. GET YOUR OWN. WELL YOU MOVE OVER FOR ONCE YOU TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE FOR A SMALL CAT

Bramblepaw: It's okay guys, Tigerstar just punched his computer screen. To be honest, it was broken before because he's just as ugly as that story Ferncloud described him in sometime in the future. AND I BELIEVE I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL.

Tigerstar: Ouch.

Firestar: BURN!!!! . . . Oh mouse-dung, I just burned myself for the thousandth time. BRB.

Leopardstar: Need some water for that burn, Tigestar? Tough, because the water is RiverClan's! What are you going to do now?

Tigerstar: Aw, come on! I thought we were friends!

Leopardstar: You don't have any, remember? You lost them all the moment you were born which is impossible.

Tigerstar: What's Scourge then, the Nyan Cat known as Bluestar?

*On Scourge's profile*

Scourge: *On status* Hehe, Tigerstar is so stupid he distracted himself from ever finding out I'm going to betray him at the last minute. Everyone knows I hate him for being so majestic.

Bone: I never knew how to sign up for an account. It turns out I had one anyway. Awkward. But yeah, GO BLOODCLAN!!!

Brick: WHOOO!!!

Scourge: Party for BloodClan! :D

Tigerstar: Oh hey, there you are, Scourge. Nice status, it's soo funny! LOL!

Scourge: . . .

Tigerstar: It says you're going to betray me.

Scourge: Yes, yes it does. Now you can read. :)

Tigestar: Cool. I can't wait until we both rule the forest soon! #Excited!

Scourge: Yeah, that'll be amazing. . .

Bone: TIGERSTAR CAN YOU NOT READ SCOURGE'S STATUS?

Tigerstar: I did, Bone. It's very beautiful and MAJESTIC like me. ^-^

Bone: BEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! XD

Scourge: I can hear you from the other side of the Twolegplace, Bone. -__-

Bone: It's just too funny!!!

*Back on Tigerstar's horrible page*

Tigerstar: *Shares "Rude"* Goldenflower and Sasha, this is for you! Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry ya anyway! But really, why are you rude to me? I loved you both! I dedicate this song to you horrible she-cats for breaking the heart I didn't know I had, oooh.

Goldenflower: I'm going to block you now. Kits, block your father. -.-

Tigerstar: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! FUDGE TACOS POTATOES MICE VOLES BERRIES MOON SHEEP NYAN CAT!!!!

Firestar: I love Facebook so much. Tigerstar makes an idiot of himself all the time. XD

Darkstripe: Tigerstar, notice me! Stop leaving me and making a group called "Darkstripe is annoying". Every cat who ever existed joined for some reason. Even me. NOTICE ME!

Tigerstar: Eww, no. You're the equivalent of a toad, horrible and ugly to look at. Now I shall go admire myself in the mirror. . . NO, WHO BROKE IT? FIRESTAR? It broke as soon as I looked in it! THE MAJESTIC LEVEL IS TOO MUCH!!!

Graystripe: I told you Darkstripe was neither young or pretty.

Firestar: True. The same can be said for Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: What now?

Firestar: Hi.

Tigerstar: HI BESTIE!!! *Likes comment*

Firestar: Oh great, Tigerstar liked me. . .

Darkstripe: *Likes all of Tigerstar's comments and likes his status* Now like my status if you like my status!

Tigerstar: DARKSTRIPE, STOP STALKING ME!! *Blocks*

Longtail: And you just got blocked!

Tigerstar: *Blocks Longtail* Now you got blocked! *Moves paw in z formation*

Firestar: How come his computer still works after he punched it and broke it by staring at it? o_o

Tigerstar: *Gasps* Magic! MAJESTIC!!!

Everyone: STOP SAYING THAT WORD! *Blocks*

Tigerstar: Aww. . . MAJESTIC! *Ends up blocking self somehow*