Rosepetal: Okay, Cherrypaw and Molepaw, we're going to be tree fighting today!

Cherrypaw: Um, okay?

Molepaw: I thought Firestar banned that ages ago because of Cinderheart. But I don't know if I even want to fight trees.

Rosepetal: Firestar isn't here. Anyway, mentors decide what they want their apprentices to learn so I'll be teaching you how to tree fight.

Foxleap: I think fox fighting is more important.

Rosepetal: I agree.

Foxleap: Why are we going to do tree fighting then?

Rosepetal: Why are we? Fox fighting is fun. And better. And evil.

Foxleap: Are you agreeing with me. . .?

Rosepetal: Yes.

Foxleap: *Sees fox* HEY, FOX! COME HERE! *Runs to fox*

Fox: *Looks at Foxleap and tilts head*

Foxleap: *Waves* Hello! Say hi to paw!

Fox: *Confused*

Foxleap: *Shows other paw* And say hello to paw.

Fox: . . .?

Foxleap: Now say hi to paw and paw. *Punches fox*

Fox: *Yelps and runs off*

Rosepetal: *Grabs Foxleap and throws at tree* WE'RE TREE FIGHTING! Now, Molepaw, show me what you think you can do in tree fighting.

Molepaw: Okay. Um. . . *Taps tree*

Rosepetal: Well done! You're a clever apprentice unlike Cherrypaw. She couldn't hit a tree even if she tried. I will make sure your warrior name is Molechaser.

Molepaw: Uh, I don't want to be Molechaser! It sounds like I chase moles for a living!

Rosepetal: I am your mentor and I will decide what your name and job is.

Foxleap: You're not the leader, Rosepet.

Rosepetal: Neither are you.

Foxleap: I know. Firestar decides on these things.

Rosepetal: For as long as he's not around, I decide everything. Do you want to be a medicine cat?

Foxleap: No, I'm a warrior. Duh.

Molepaw: What's a medicine cat?

Rosepetal: Yes, that's correct, Molepaw!

Molepaw: I never answered anything. . .

Rosepetal: In my world you did. You solved the meaning of a medicine cat, which is the hardest thing to answer. *Pets* You are indeed a clever apprentice. Now what would you like to play?

Molepaw: Badger hunter!

Rosepetal: BADGER HUNTER?! A cat chases a badger into a trap and the badger eats the hunter--HAR HAR HAR. DURRRRRRR.

Everyone: O_O

Rosepetal: DURRRRR! *Runs off*

Foxleap: UM. . . Okay, I think Rosepet needs to calm down. Weird cat.

Cherrypaw: It's Rosepetal.

Foxleap: I prefer Rosepet. I grew up calling her that. *Nods* I am a nodding cat.

Firestar: I saw you hurting that fox. You now have to pay me with all the prey in the Clan.

Foxleap: But we're in the same Clan. It doesn't really make any difference.

Firestar: Yes, but I can have all the prey I want now without anyone having to fight for it.

Foxleap: Aw, mouse-dung. :|