Bramble: Hello, ThunderClan, and welcome to the Clan Show's interviews. First question: What does it feel like to have the Three in your Clan?

Lionblaze: Totally epic. We're invincible with me around, bro. You know, I don't know how Jayfeather's and Dovewing's powers are even useful.

Stormfur: The Three?

Firestar: THE THREE AND LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY, FRIGHTENING! C: Dovewing's powers are stupid because she thought Flametail was me once. I DON'T HAVE BLUE EYES, THANKS.

Birchfall: I always knew our kits were special. Whitewing didn't believe me though but-- IN YOUR FACE! >:3

Whitewing: Kits? Only Ivypool is our kit.

Dovewing: I'M FOSTERED?!

Firestar: SAME HERE, WHITEWING! Except my only kit is Squirrelflight. . .

Sandstorm: *Sighs*

Bramble: DON'T GO OFF TOPIC OR I WILL GO HATSUNE MIKU ON YOU! Second question: What was your reaction when Tigerstar made his return?

Thistleclaw: Darkness, shadows, fire and tiger will come together. . . AND DESTROY YOUR STUPID FOREST!!!!! I WILL GO SWIM IN NETTLES NOW, MAH ENEMIES! *Dives into nettles*

Longtail: My reaction was. . . ANGRY, UGLY GENTLETOM. DUH DUH DUH DUH I'M A VERY, VERY, SEXY CAT! FANGIRLS, COME TO LONGTAIL! :)

Fangirls: *Run to Darkstripe* WE LOVE YOU, DARKSTRIPE!

Longtail: ._.

Bramble: Weird. Third: Thoughts after the Great Battle?

Firestar: *Falls to ground* It's so tiring to be a hero.

Bramble: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN STARCLAN! YOU TOO, OTHER CATS WHO SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE AFTER THE GREAT BATTLE! GRRRRRR.

Daisy: Now I can just sit on my tail and become fatter than Greystripe. :)

Spiderleg: I HAVE A GREY MUZZLE! WHO DYED IT GREY?! PURDY LURDY WURDY BURDY?!?!?!?!

Purdy: *Walks over to Spiderleg* WAZZZZZ UP?!

Spiderleg: THE SKY!

Dustpelt: You're becoming old, Spiderleg. GO JOIN THE ELDERS' DEN BEFORE I DO!

Jayfeather: WAAAAAAAAAH, I WANT HOLLYLEAF! WAAAAAAH, I'M SO SAD NOW! WHY DID YOU TAKE HER AWAY?! *Bites tail* OW, I WENT SHARK ON MYSELF! MUMMY, I GOT A BOO-BOO ON MY TAIL! :(

Leafpool: You're a medicine cat. See to it.

Lionblaze: *Nibbles on Jayfeather's stick* I'm going dog on this stick. Dogs do eat these, right?

Cinderheart: They eat bones.

Lionblaze: WHERE'S BONE FROM BLOODCLAN THEN?! :)

Bramble: FOURTH QUESTION, MOUSE-HEADS! What do you think of the Clan Show?

Bramblestar: The Clan-a what-a now? o_o

Squirrelflight: We never heard of it. Are you trying to go Tigerstar on us?

Briarlight: I know what it is! Um, I think the Clan Show of cookies. COOKIES, LET'S GO TO COOKIE KING AND STUFF OUR FACES WITH CHOCOLATE COOKIES WITH CHIPS IN THEM! :)

Bumblestripe: I think this cat is trying to kill us. . . RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, EVERYONE!

Bramble: DUDE, I WENT TO ALL THE CLANS! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THE CLAN SHOW?

Crowfeather: You never went to ThunderClan until now. :)

Bramble: GET BACK TO WINDCLAN! CUT! CUT BEFORE ANY OF THE OTHER CLANS WALK IN!!

Lilykit: *Taps camera screen* What's this?

Camera: *Turns off*