Bluestar: Firepaw, because you scared me so much by looking like fire, you are now the scariest cat in the whole forest.

Tigerclaw: I hate that kittypet now. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST SCARIEST CAT IN THE FOREST!

Darkstripe: *Calls Tigerclaw* Hi, I want a taco flavoured sandwich.

Tigerclaw: IT'S TIGERCLAW, NOT SOME SANDWICH CAT!!!!!!!

Darkstripe: Sorry, random kittypet! *Hangs up*

Longtail: THIS... IS... LONGTAIL! *Pounces on Firepaw*

Firepaw: OMSC, NOT AGAIN!

Bluestar: Guys, break it up now!

Tigerclaw: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Darkstripe: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LONGTAIL! :D

Whitestorm: GO FIREPAW!

Lionheart: *Lying there, le dead* X_X

Frostfur: OMSC, THERE'S A DEAD LION ON OUR-- oh, it's just Lionheart. *Joins Lionheart*

Cinderkit: YAY, FREE PARTIES ALL DAY LONG! :D

Brackenkit: I wuvs. . . HUFFLEPUFFS! :D

Firepaw: AH, MY EAR!

Longtail: WOAH, I'M SO SORRY! D:

Firepaw: MY EAR HURTS! AAAAAAAAH!

Longtail: OMSC, I'M SO SORRY, KITTYPET! DON'T THROW YOUR TWOLEGS AT ME. D': *Starts running about in circles*

Firepaw: Mouse-brain. >:) *Pins Longtail down* Yaaaaaaaaay, I win!

Longtail: THE BLACK STRIPES ON MY PELT, THEY'RE GONE! :o

Firepaw: I'M SO SORRY, LONGTAIL! *Runs to Yellowfang* QUICK, CALL THE MEDICINE CAT!

Yellowfang: I am the medicine cat. -.-

Longtail: Mouse-brain. xD *Attacks Firepaw and wins* *Throws a rose*

She-cats: IT'S MINE! *All try catching the rose but keep diving into each other*

Tigerclaw: I HAVE SO MANY FANGIRLS TOO! :D *Throws a rose but no one goes crazy* Aww, I was wrong.

Redtail: I have come from the Stars! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Tigerclaw: DUDE, I KILLED YOU! o.o

ThunderClan: *Gasp*

Redtail: Nope. Someone-- BRING ME BACK TO LIFE-- did that.

Tigerclaw: If I die I will be brought to life! :D *Dives off a cliff and appears in the Dark Forest* MOUSE-DUNG, I WAS NOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! GRR, REDTAIL LIED! *Starts crying*

Ravenpaw: No more Tigerclaw. :)

Firepaw: I'm going to miss that guy. :/ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, TIGERCLAW?! LE WHY?!?!?!?! Wait, I didn't know that cat well. o.o

Bluestar: Ravenpaw, your mentor will now be Longtail.

Longtail: I'm a newly-made warrior. . .

Bluestar: Who cares? You're Longtail. :c

Whitestorm: And I am a wise cat and I deserve the respect I have. :3

Bluestar: Yes, Whitestorm. c: And as for Lionheart, who's playing dead, Whitestorm is the new deputy. I was going to choose Tigerclaw but he's le dead.

Swiftkit: My father is deputy. :D

Patchpelt: I thought I was your father. You look like a mini me.

Swiftkit: My father is no elder. :(