Russetfur: *Shows laptop to Blackstar and a Blackstar AMV called "Too White and Nerdy" plays* This is you, isn't it?

Blackstar: *Awkward* No, that's Tallstar. o_o"

Boulder: STOP SLEEPING ON THE JOB THEN, BLACKSTAR! -_-

Russetfur: Tallstar looks different from a few heartbeats ago. o_o

Blackstar: He dyed his pelt. c:

Rowanclaw: I recorded that. IT IS BLACKSTAR WHO IS TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!

Blackstar: WAAAAAH HOLLYFLOWER SAID NO CAT WOULD SEE HOW WHITE AND NERDY I AM!! YOU MAKE SADSTAR EVEN SADDER!!!!!! I WANNA BE PART OF THE GANGSTERS!!!!!!!

Leopardstar: YOU'RE TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!!

Firestar: WHY WOULD YOU MOW YOUR LAWN BY THE THUNDERPATH, DUDE?!?!?!?!

Tallstar: Why-- *Falls asleep*

Leopardstar: We should get some other cat to replace Tallstar. Why don't we get Startall?

Blackstar: STARTALL IS TALLSTAR!!!

Leopardstar: Too white and nerdy, Blackstar.

Blackstar: THAT'S CLOUDTAIL'S JOB!!!

Cloudtail: *Being too fluffy and awesome* No, it isn't.

Blackstar: WAAAAAAHHH I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW I'M TOO WHITE AND NERDY!!!!! TALLSTAR, YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY COVER!!!!

Tallstar: *Just lying there, sleeping. . .*

Blackstar: *Throws a book at the wall and goes on a rampage* GRRRRRRRRRR!

Breezepelt: *Holds up a flag saying, "Go destroy the Clans, old cat!" and waves it around* GO BLACKSTAR, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

Leafpool: LIKE, OMG, NO IT'S NOT! LIKE, WHY YOU STEAL MY BRITHDAY, YOU HORRID STUPID KIT? MAH FEELIN'S ARE HURT. I KILL YOU NOW. YOU DIED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Crowfeather: *Annoyed* I think I'll go be with Feathertail now. LEAFPOOL, GO TO STARCLAN CUZ I LOVE FEATHERTAIL AGAIN!

Leafpool: OMG, WHY YOU LEAVE ME FOR SOME DEAD CAT? WAAAAAAAAH, I'LL KILL YOU NOW. DIE DID DIE, CROWFOODER.

Crowfeather: HONEY, I'M GOING! *Runs off*

Blackstar: *Grabs a book and rips it in half* GET OUT OF SHADOWCLAN OR DIE! TAKE YOUR JOBS, AND SHOVE IT! *Yells gibberish and starts rolling about on the ground, giving a crazy expression in his eyes*

Rowanclaw: Our leader's gone insane! *Looks at paper* EVERY CAT, TRY TO KILL ME NOW! Wait. . . NO, KILL BREEZEPELT INSTEAD! o.o"

The whole of ShadowClan: *Start attacking Rowanclaw*

Breezepelt: *Laughs and stuffs face with popcorn* I wuve this thow. Wuve you, WindClan!

WindClan: WE HATE YOU TOO!

Russetfur: THIS IS THE SHADOWCLAN SHOW, NOT THE ALL ABOUT BORING WINDCLAN SHOW! -____-

Onestar: *Dances about with a walking stick, wearing a top hat and a fake beard* We'll leave now, bro-ther from ano-ther Clan!

Russetfur: I AM A SHE-CAT, NOT A TOM. GRRRRRR. -_- *Eats a bone*

Tawnypelt: RUSSETFUR, YOU TRAITOR! GO JOIN THE DOG PACK IN DOGCLAN!

DogClan: *Bark and growl*

Tawnypelt: Oh, StarClan, why must DogClan be right here at the wrong time? SHADOWCLAN, RUN FOR YOUR PELT'S LIFE OR ELSE WE SHALL WALK THE FOREST! *Runs but trips over paws, landing in mud* BLEND IN, IN OTHER WORDS. *Starts rolling about in the mud*

Dogstar: *Thinks: I can see them. And cats call us dogs stupid.*

Dogface: *Walks about and trips over Tawnypelt* DOGFACE DOWN. DOGFACE DOWN. DOGSTAR HELP, HELP DOGFACE. HELP, HELP.

Dogstar: DOGFACE, YOU STUPID DOGFACE! WE MADE US DOGS LOOK STUPID IN FRONT OF FOREST CATS!

Dogface: Dogstar, help Dogface. HEEEEEEEEELP.

Cedarheart: *Stands in front of Dogstar* 'Sup, dowag?

Dogstar: DOGCLAN, DOGFACE, RETREAT. *Runs*

DogClan: *Confused and start chasing their tails*

Breezepelt: *Dying of laughter*

Sparrowkit: Does anyone know how to spell Onestar?

Kinkfur: It's just one and star together.

Sparrowkit: Thanks. How do you spell that?

Kinkfur: I don't know, I'm not a bookcat! -.-

Whitewater: It's O-n-e-s-t-a-r.

Sparrowkit: Thanks! *Writes it down* How do you spell sucks?

Whitewater: S-u-c-k-s.

Blackstar: SHADOWCLAN CATS DO NOT DO THEIR HOMEWORK, SPARROWKIT!

Sparrowkit: But you told me to!

Blackstar: Good point. GOOD KIT FOR DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.