Squirrelpaw: Where are you going, Brambleclaw? *Thinks: He’s going to the sun-drown-place for a holiday to get away from me, I bet!*

Brambleclaw: Squirrelpaw! Er, I’m going to ask Tawnypelt if she wants to come throw a party in RiverClan so Hawkfrost can be terrified of me. Wait, I’m not Brambleclaw. *Turns voice to Tigerstar’s* I AM TIGERSTAR AND I AM HERE TO BREAK THE DOORS DOWN! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

Squirrelpaw: *Voice turns really high-pitched as she mocks Firestar* And I am a fat kittypet called rusty Firestar, and I am here to kick your tail and send you to SkyClan! I sound like a girl because I’m a she-cat and I love dresses. I love Sandstorm. . . Wait. . . NO, I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE A BULLY BUT I STILL LOVE YOU SO I LOVE YOU TOO, SANDSTORM!

Brambleclaw: *Voice turns normal* Haha, Squirrelpaw, I got this caught on tape and I’m going to show it to Firestar! *Holds tape into the air*

Squirrelpaw: *Mocking Brambleclaw* Oh, the pain! The pain, the terror, the agony! Oh StarClan, please don’t tell anyone I secretly love unicorns and fairies -- and I dance like one too! Squirrelpaw, stubborn Squirrelpaw, how I worship your awesomeness!

Brambleclaw: *Mocking Squirrelpaw* I’m a stupid she-cat with a squirrel-like tail. MY SISTER IS A LEAF AND MY FATHER IS A KITTYPET, MEANING I’M A KITTYLEAF! I’M A CROSS KITTYPET AND LEAF, HAHAHAHAHA. I LOVE BRAMBLECLAW SO MUCH I’LL ACT LIKE A PAIN – WAIT, THAT’S MY JOB. I’M PAINTAIL, A WARRIOR-TO-BE!

Squirrelpaw: You’re taking me to the sun-drown-place or else I’m telling Firestar – OH MY STARCLAN, THERE’S A POTATO FLYING ON THE GROUND! *Squeals*

Ashfur: That’s just me, sorry. I’ll go back to the camp. *Runs off*

Brambleclaw: No, you’re a puny apprentice who has no manners. Go eat some yoghurt, you stupid squirrel.

Squirrelpaw: *Annoyed* You’re taking me with you if you like it or not. I’m Firestar’s daughter and I should be treated like a queen, not some stupid kit!

Brambleclaw: Okay, queen. Go back to the nursery and look after Spiderkit and Birchkit.

Squirrelpaw: I don’t mean that queen, you mouse-brain! Now – I’m coming with you.

Brambleclaw: NO, STAY IN THE NURSERY, SQUIRRELKIT! KITS AREN’T ALLOWED ON THIS JOURNEY!

Squirrelpaw: Crowpaw’s a kit and he gets to come. I have just as much right as he has to come.

Brambleclaw: *Turns happy and smiles, eyes sparking* Okay, best friend!

Squirrelpaw: *Tilts head to the side* *Thinks: We’re best friends now? I think Brambleclaw’s been eating Cinderpelt’s catmint again. . .* Thanks!

Brambleclaw: NOT! I fooled you and you fell for it. GULLIBLEPAW, GULLIBLEPAW! >:D

Crowpaw: *Was standing behind Brambleclaw the whole time without being noticed. He smiles, fist pumps and starts jumping about happily*

Squirrelpaw: *Screams like a kit* I’M COMING! I WILL NOT STAY IN THUNDERCLAN WITH DUSTPELT BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT SOME KITS MORE THAN MY TRAINING! GRRRRR, I’LL BREAK ALL THE DENS DOWN!

Brambleclaw: You wanna come? Too bad, you can’t come! Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na! >:)

Squirrelpaw: I WANNA COME TO THE SUN-DROWN-PLACE AND BE IMPORTANT! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Brambleclaw: *Trying not to laugh* Aw, is the little squirrely-whirly upset? Aw, diddums, you can stay that way, you little kit! Heh heh.

Squirrelpaw: *Takes out a lightsaber* YOU WILL LET ME COME, BRAMBLECLAW.

Brambleclaw: Dude, that’s a cut out. *Laughs hard* YOU’RE SUCH A GULLIBLE FAILING CAT, LOL LOL LOL! XDDDD

Squirrelpaw: *Eyes turn red and lasers shoot out of them, turning Brambleclaw to ashes* Ashfur taught me how to do that, Brambleclaw. -.-

Brambleclaw: You can come. -_-‘

Squirrelpaw: *Begins dancing stupidly* YIPPEE!!! :D

Crowpaw: *Frowns, still unnoticed and stops jumping about* Mouse-dung. I’M NOT COMING!

Feathertail: Are we leaving yet? I’m tired of waiting – it’s been two days already!

Crowpaw: I’m coming, actually.

Brambleclaw: Woah, how’d you two get in ThunderClan’s territory? o_o

Stormfur: And the lesson is to let Squirrelpaw go with you otherwise you’ll end up in Brambleclaw’s paws. No one likes Brambleclaw anyway. :)