Cloudstar: I have an announcement. . . SkyClan, we have no cookies left to share. WE MUST LEAVE THE FOREST AT ONCE!

Stoatfur: NO! I WANT TO BEAT THE FUR OFF REDSTAR’S STUPID TREES!

Cloudstar: You’re talking about leaves, not fur.

Stoatfur: Am I?

Cloudstar: Yes.

Stoatfur: NO, YOU LIAR!

Cloudstar: Liar.

Stoatfur: YEAH, LIAR.

Fernpelt: Morning, SkyClan. :D

Camp: *Starts going on fire*

Weaselwhisker: The camp is on fi-i-i-i-ire, watched us cheer while I threw a party.

Mousefang: WE NEED TO GET THE OTHER CLANS’ HELP!

Rainleap: I will save us all! *Leaps* Darn, the rain didn’t work. Why am I called Rainleap again? :/

Dawnstar: NO, GET YOUR OWN HELP.

Swiftstar: I’m too fat on Larkwing’s pizzas to even bother doing anything.

Redstar: I refuse to help you as Stoatfur tried eating my trees’ leaves.

Birchstar: I’m a birch tree. Do you expect me to help?

Cloudstar: We are abandoned. . . SKYCLAN ANCESTORS. WHERE DEM ANCESTORS AT?

Birdflight: I’m moving to ThunderClan. They make better shops there than SkyClan.

Cloudstar: WHAT?!

Nightfur: True. All SkyClan has is a shop full of bark. What can you even do with bark?

Oakpaw: Bark up the wrong tree. HAHAH, GET IT?!

Cricket: *Chirps*

Cloudstar: We will move to a gorge. We can live there and wait for the next generation, when Leafstar leads SkyClan and Patchfoot comes with the Gangnam Shake.

Quailheart: How do you know that?

Cloudstar: Um. . . I can see into the future?

Buzzardtail: *Chasing tail* I’m a dog, okay? *Sees his shadow and tries pouncing on it* WHY IS THIS THING DODGING ME?!

Fawnstep: It’s your shadow, Buzzardtail. . .

Buzzardtail: Is it? WHY IS SHADOWCLAN ALWAYS BESIDE ME? GO TO STARCLAN, SHADOWCLAN! *Tries chasing after shadow with claws unsheathed*

Fawnstep: No, it’s not ShadowClan. It’s a dark reflection of you.

Buzzardtail: *Stops* Why are you so clever for a tabby?

Birdflight: ARE YOU SAYING I’M DUMB?

Buzzardtail: No, I’m saying you’re so clever the world cheers for you when you sleep.

Cloudstar: Who’s coming with me to the gorge?

Hazelwing: I’m going to HazelwingClan. Anyone want to come?

Snailpaw: I’m going to SnailClan. Bye! *Walks away*

Cloudstar: *Alone* Okay, I’ll come with myself. *Walks off*

*At ThunderClan*

Kestrelwing: *Watching My Little Pony* I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU, RAINBOW DASH! *Hugs TV*

Gorsekit and Spottedkit: We hate you! *Grab Kestrelwing and throw him at TV, breaking it*

Kestrelwing: NOOOOOOO!

Amberclaw: I’ve turned my claws to amber. How cool am I?

Redstar: Not as cool as me! *Dives into a pile of leaves*

Seedpelt: EVERYONE, GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES AND TASTE THE GRASS! Am I the only sane cat here?

Birdflight: On other thoughts, why did I come here?

Redstar: YOU CANNOT BELIEVE, ‘LIEVE, I’M AN AWESOME THUNDER, THUNDER CAT, CAT. TAKE THAT, SKYCLANNER!

Kestrelwing: Out of curiosity, can SkyClan cats really fly?

Birdflight: Yes. We climb up trees and fly out of them like birds with invisible wings. How cool are we?

Redstar: How cool are we?

Seedpelt: Oui.

Kestrelwing: Yes what?

Seedpelt: What?

Kestrelwing: YOU MUST TEACH ME HOW TO FLY, BIRDFLIGHT.

Birdflight: *Thinks: I know my name is flying bird but a SkyClanner cannot fly. Thundercats are idiots to believe that.*

Kestrelwing: TELL ME NOW, SKYCAT!

Birdflight: I think I’ll become a Shadowcat.

Redstar: NO, DON’T GO TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES AND LEAVES AND TREES AND TREES! :(

Birdflight: Maybe a Windcat or Rivercat. . .

Kestrelwing: SKYCATS ARE MADE OF WIND?! HOW WEIRD IS THAT?!

Birdflight: *Walks away with Spottedkit and Gorsekit*