Sandstorm: Don’t you just hate getting out of your nest and outside your den to see Firestar’s hideous shop of nothing? Then come along to Sandstorm’s shop of everything! Whatever you want, my shop actually does it unlike Firestar’s! Crowfeather! Crowfeather, what would you like?

Crowfeather: Leafpool.

Sandstorm: *Chucks Leafpool at Crowfeather* This shop is sure to never disappoint you unlike Firestar’s. If you’re one of those cats that hate Firestar like grumpy Breezepelt, just hop over here! If you’re really old and you need a private den like Mousefur, come over here! If you’re an evil cat like Tigerstar then come over here!

Firestar: If you’re an annoying cat like Sandstorm don’t come here! If you hate cats with pale ginger pelts don’t come here! If you think I, Firestar, am epic, come to my shop of nothing instead of this cat's shop of boringness! ;)

Sandstorm: If your name happens to be Firestar go to the Twolegplace! If you’re a flame-coloured cat go to the Dark Forest!

Firestar: *Shoves Sandstorm* If you’re related to Sandstorm come to my shop of nothing! If you’re a kittypet you can get nothing for nothing!

Sandstorm: *Shoves Firestar into Lionheart* Ignore that flea-brain! If you’re worth it come to Sandstorm’s shop of everything! If you’re Scourge the leader of BloodClan come on over! If you’re a cat just hop to my store now!

Squirrelflight: Mum, I want Ashfur to leave me and my family alone. I also want Brambleclaw to fall into my paws again.

Sandstorm: Granted! *Makes Ashfur leave Squirrelflight’s family alone and puts Brambleclaw in Squirrelflight’s paws*

Firestar: *Comes back with make-up on* You think your shop is the best thing ever but nothing can beat my shop! *Sticks tongue out* YOUR SHOP IS WORTH CROW-FOOD!

Sandstorm: *Dumps a lot of crow-food onto Firestar* You asked for it and now you’ve got it.

Toadstep: *Sweeps the crow-food and Firestar into a bin* I have so many jobs but I never get paid. :( I WISH I GOT PAID!

Sandstorm: *Dumps money on Toadstep* You’ve got paid. :P

Darkstripe: I want a bomb that will explode as soon as it hits the ground.

Sandstorm: *Throws bomb at ground in front of Darkstripe*

Everyone: NO!!!!!

Bomb: *Explodes*

Darkstripe’s spirit: HAHA, I SURE IMPRESSED TIGERSTAR WITH THAT ONE!!!!! XDDDD

Sandstorm’s spirit: Maybe a shop of everything is a bit too dangerous. :/ I must stalk Onestar for payback. :|