Owlpaw: What are you going to do, Blindpaw? You're blind! HAHAHAHA. XD

Jaypaw: . . .

Lionpaw: I'VE GOT YOUR TAIL, JAYPAW! *Picks Jaypaw up by tail* I told you so.

Jaypaw: I. DON'T. NEED. YOUR. HELP!!!!! -_-

Owlpaw: ThunderClan is stupid.

Hollypaw: OWLPAW! *Jumps out of a bush like a ninja* *Has paper and a pencil in paws* What do you want for Christmas? :)

Owlpaw: . . . THIS IS A BATTLE. SINCE WHEN DID CHRISTMAS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!?! *Runs off*

Lionpaw: Well done, Hollypaw.

Jaypaw: I COULD HAVE DONE THAT!!!

Hollypaw: I only asked him what he wanted for Christmas. . . SHADOWCLAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? :D

ShadowClan: *Runs off*

Hollypaw: Why are they running. . .?

Jaypaw: They saw you for the first time. -.-

Hollypaw: . . .

Yellowfang: You're all stupid. Your father is Crowfeather and your mother is Leafpool.

Lionpaw: A leaf in a pool and a crow's feather? What is up with StarClan's weird prophecies?

*Moons later*

Lionblaze: *Elder*

Kits: How come your father was a crow's feather?

Lionblaze: It's CROWFEATHER and LEAFPOOL. Only an idiot wouldn't realise that.

Jayfeather: *Curled up in nest, hugging stick* I love my stick. <3

Lionblaze: WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR OBSESSION?!

*Moons later*

Jayfeather: *In StarClan*

Half Moon: JAY'S WING!!!!! <3 *Running towards him*

Jayfeather: *Running towards Half Moon*

Hollyleaf: . . .

Jayfeather: *Runs past Half Moon*

Half Moon: Whaaaaaat? O_O

Jayfeather: *Hugs stick* I told you I'd wait forever.

Half Moon: -_- That stick needs to go.

Hollyleaf: He never changed. -.-"