Onestar: ALL JERKS GATHER AROUND THE JERKROCK FOR A JERK MEETING JERK!!!

All jerks: *Come over, saying "jerk" like zombies*

Onestar: We need to spread the jerkiness to everyone in the lake. We must--

Crowfeather: STEAL THEIR EYES SO I CAN HAVE GREEN, BLUE, AMBER, YELLOW AND GOLDEN ONES!!!! *Throws a frying pan at a random cats' head* THIS IS EYE WAR, EYE!!!

Berrynose: You're a creep, Crowfeather. Who goes stealing eyes? o_o

Spiderleg: He steals their contacts, not eyes. Do you really think he'd be that dumb? Cats with no eyes is just like a zombie apocalypse. Haven't you read about that?

Onestar: STOP BEING JERKS AND LET ME SPEAK!!!

Crowfeather: Jerkstar, don't be a kit over it. I was just stating that I want even more eye colours. >.> I AM SPECIAL AND I DEMAND I GET WHAT I WANT, YOU JERK.

Onestar: *Voice goes high-pitched* IT'S AGAINST THE JERK CODE TO INTERUPT A FELLOW JERK!!!! HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN A SUCESSFUL JERK?!?!?!?!

Crowfeather: Calm down, you stupid cat! I only stated my thoughts. Geez, what a jerk. -.-'

Onestar: I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR CALLING ME A JERK, YOU STUPID JERK!!!!!

Berrynose: I wanted to be a jerk! Now I've failed JerkClan. D':

Crowfeather: I HATE BEING A JERK!!! YOU'RE MORE OF ONE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Onestar: THIS IS WAR!!

Crowfeather: No, this is Crowfeather, not war. MY NAME IS NOWHERE NEAR WAR, JERK!

Onestar: *Steps forward but slips off of rock and lands on face* LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, JERK!!!!!

Crowfeather: YOU'RE THE JERK!!!

Everyone: JERK FIGHT!!!

Onestar: Hold on! It's against the jerk code it fight against a fellow jerk.

Crowfeather: *Has a bazooka that shoots out rainbows and hides it behind back* You saw nothing but the truth.

Spiderleg: I don't even know what's against the jerk code. I must be a real jerk right now. Anyone tell me what is? :/

Berrynose: Your mum's face.

Spiderleg: DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOURS TAKES UP ALL THE SPACE IN THE NURSERY!!

Berrynose: That's not nice jerk! I didn't say anything about your mum!

Spiderleg: YOU SAID HER FACE WAS AGAINST THE JERK CODE!!

Berrynose: It was a compliment. Don't be a jerk over it. :)

Spiderleg: WAS NOT!

Crowfeather: *Stands between them* Jerks must be quiet. Jerkstar is hurt. -.-

Onestar: If anyone tries to help me stand up, they'll become a jerk.

Everyone: WE WANT TO BE JERKS!! *Start helping Onestar up*

Onestar: NO YOU JERKS!!!!!!!!

Berrynose: We are the jerks and we are proud! We obey the jerk code. :)

Hollyleaf: DON'T YOU DARE RIP OFF THE WARRIOR CODE OR YOU WILL TASTE MY WRATH!!! >:U

Crowfeather: *Throws Hollyleaf away* Hey, I just realised that everything is against the jerk code. . .

Onestar: Wh--what. . .?

Spiderleg: WE ARE ALL AGAINST THE JERK CODE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! DX

Everyone: *Runs around screaming*