Dawnstripe: Hareflight, can I borrow your monster?

Hareflight: Why?

Dawnstripe: There's a waffle over there.

Hareflight: *Looks and Dawnstripe goes into his monster*

Dawnstripe: *Drives monster away*

Hareflight: HEY, I WAS GOING TO USE THAT!

Cloudrunner: *Running on clouds*

Dawnstripe: NICE TALL PAW, TALLPAW! NICE WOLLY TAIL, WOLLYTAIL!

Wollytail: Nice dawn stripe?

Dawnstripe: NOOOOOO! *Crashes into tree*

Several heartbeats later. . .

Dawnstripe: Here's your monster back, Hareflight. :3

Hareflight: IT'S RUINED!

Dawnstripe: No, it's as good as new.

Hareflight: MY BEAUTIFUL MONSTER! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dawnstripe: It's pretty now. Wait. . . STOP CRYING OVER A MONSTER!

Heatherstar: Dawnstripe, that's the one thousandth time you've ruined a monster. Why can't you ruin ThunderClan's?

Dawnstripe: I'm too lazy to go over there. I'm so bright I'm shining like a diamond.

Heatherstar: Stop ruining monsters, okay?

Dawnstripe: Okay, Heatherstar. :3

A few moons later. . .

Heatherstar: DAWNSTRIPE, YOU RUINED A THOUSAND MORE MONSTERS! -_-

Dawnstripe: Um, it was. . . Hickorynose. o.o

Heatherstar: Dawnstripe.

Dawnstripe: Here's my autograph. Bye! *Runs away*

Heatherstar: *Sighs* Why do my warriors have to be so strange?