Tigerstar: Lionblaze, your real destiny is. . .

Lionblaze: NO, I WILL NOT BE ANOTHER YOU! I QUIT THIS JOB!

Hawkfrost: NO, IT’S NOT ABOUT THAT! *Slaps Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: *Trying not to cry* I’ll listen. . .

Tigerstar: Where was I –

Lionblaze: BUYING NEW DRESSES! :p

Tigerstar: NO! IF YOU WOULD JUST LISTEN. . .

Lionblaze: Are you trying to point out I’m a rabbit? You’re very rude, Tigerface. That’s your name, right?

Hawkfrost: SHUT UP AND LISTEN, LIONBLAZE!

Lionblaze: Fine, but you’re still not my mother!

Tigerstar: Your real destiny is –

Lionblaze: What?

Tigerstar: Huh?

Lionblaze: What’s – what’s that?

Tigerstar: What’s what?

Lionblaze: *Stands really close to Tigerstar and whispers* What’s that?

Tigerstar: I don’t. . . I don’t know what’s what. . .

Lionblaze: DERP. *Pulls derp face*

Tigerstar: *Scared and retreats behind a tree* YOU’RE SCARIN’ ME!

Hawkfrost: *Sighs* Your real destiny is –

Lionblaze: *Grabs drum sticks and hits Hawkfrost on the head* To play the drums. :)

Hawkfrost: *Annoyed* No! Stop interrupting and just listen to what we must tell you!

Lionblaze: *Playing random instruments* Look at me! I’m more clever than Dovewing each day!

Hawkfrost: IF YOU LISTEN CINDERHEART WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

Lionblaze: *Sits in front of Hawkfrost, ears pricked ready to listen*

Hawkfrost: Your real destiny is. . . Wait for it. . . Wait. . . Your destiny is muffin.

Lionblaze: Muffin? I just lost all that time for my destiny to be muffin? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT’S WORSE THAN JAYFEATHER MOONING OVER SOME STICK! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO TIME, HAWKFROST AND TIGERSTAR! I AM NEVER GETTING BACK TO THIS JOB! I AM NEVER EVER EVER COMING BACK HERE! YOU GO CRY IN THE DARK I GO TO SLEEP! *Storms off*

Hawkfrost: *Cries slightly* I’m proud of that kid already. He knows how to quit a job unlike me. :’)

Tigerstar: Now we need another cat to trick. How about Hollyleaf? We can give her the warrior –

Hollyleaf: No. I refuse to join your little plots because I must protect the warrior code. *Walks off*

Tigerstar: There goes my plans. :/