Lionblaze: *Walking casually* I'm so lucky to have gotten rid of all evil things in the world, yaaaay.

Root: There's an invisible cat coming towards me so I will sit here and do the evilest thing in the world: trip him up. *Evil laugh*

Lionblaze: I love walking in the forest. It's so foresty and is just like ThunderClan. I love it! *Trips*

Cinderheart: Are you okay? :OOO

Berrynose: *Laughs* I'm tweeting this! Who gets hurt by a root? XDD

Lionblaze: *Screams* CALL 911 NOW!!

Jayfeather: *Starts break dancing* The medicine cat is here!

Lionblaze: HELP ME THIS ROOT IS EVIL IT HURT ME BADLY!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: *Sees a stick lying on the ground* *Gasps* Stick. . . ! *Runs to it, picks it up and hugs it* I can love once again! Forget that stick Rock stalked, I love this one now!

Old Stick: *Cries* I learned how to live and now Jayfeather loves another stick! Waaaaah!

Lionblaze: JAYFEATHER NEEDS A MEDICINE CAT HE GOT INTO THE CATMINT AND I GOT ATTACKED BY A ROOT AND OW PAAAAAAIN HOW MY PAAAAAAW HURTS WON'T A MEDICINE CAT COME NOOOOW?

Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat for StarClan's sake! Are you scared of a root? Are you scared I'll accidentally feed you roots instead of medicine?

Lionblaze: No, I'm sorry. I just need a medicine cat because I got hurt by a root.

Jayfeather: The stick comes first, Lionblaze. Everyone knows that. >.>

Lionblaze: STOP OBSESSING OVER STICKS WHY IS EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY WEIRD?!

Heathertail: Because they're related to you.