Squirrelflight: *Singing* I am useless, I am stupid. I am such a rubbish liar. Why can’t anyone just stay by meeeeee?

Leafpool: All of the above are true.

Squirrelflight: You suck, I hate you! You’re so stupid you are, yes, you are. I am awesome and you’re not.

Leafpool: Not true.

Squirrelflight: It’s truuuuuuuuuuue that I hate you so much. Why not just drop dead and say hello to StarClan? Spiderleg, Spiderleg, does whatever a spider leg does. When he talks, we all die. Look out, there’s Spiderleg!

Spiderleg: YES! SOMEONE GOT MY NAME RIGHT FOR ONCE!

Leafpool: It’s so truuuuuue, no one likes you. Your fake kits left you, and so did your mate. At least I never got hunted down by a psychopath called Ashfur, almost killing her fake little kits. Everyone avoids you because they don’t like yoooooooou.

Squirrelflight: Hi, Leafpool! I was just getting better at my singing.

Leafpool: *Looks confused* Singing? I thought you were spitting insults at me!

Squirrelflight: You called me stupid. I know you did. So that’s why I planted poison in your fresh-kill this morning. You should thank me. Even mother and father ignore you so bad. :)

Leafpool: I would be dead by now. I think your plan backfired, Squirrelflight. :D

Lionblaze: SOMEONE CALL THE MEDICINE CAT! THERE WAS POISON IN MY FRESH-KILL! STARCLAN SAVE THE LION -- *Dies* X_X

Squirrelflight: . . . MOUSE-DUNG! FOX-DUNG! LEAFPOOL-DUNG! AAAAH, I KILLED LIONBLAZE!

Jayfeather and Hollyleaf: YOU DID?! *Dive at Squirrelflight*

Cinderheart and Heathertail: YOU KILLED LION-LION! *Dive at Squirrelflight*

Crowfeather, ThunderClan and the other Clans: *Dive at Squirrelflight*

Breezepelt: WHOO, LIONBLAZE IS DEAD! AWWW, YEAH! >:D

Leafpool: Haha, that’s how you get everyone to really hate Squirrelflight more. :)