Leafpool: Jayfeather, why is that stick so important? It's just a stick. *Steps on it*

Jayfeather: *Gasps* I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND! :(

Leafpool: Okay. . .

Jayfeather: Leafpool, you cannot understand me but at least a plant can!

Leafpool: Plants can't understand anything.

Jayfeather: . . . GET OUT OF MY DEN! *Kicks Leafpool out* *Picks stick up* My precious.

Briarlight: Jayfeather--

Jayfeather: HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?! O.O

Briarlight: I sort of live here. . .

Jayfeather: Oh, yeah. I forgot. :/

Briarlight: HOW COULD YOU?! IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!

Jayfeather: Go away, I'm busy.

Briarlight: Is a stick more important than I am?! Fine, I'll leave and go to WindClan's medicine den even though Kestrelflight will be clumsy enough to drop herbs on my head! *Crawls away*

Jayfeather: . . . NU, DON'T LEAVE ME! How could she leave me for WindClan? WindClan, this is war. >:( Who needs those cats when I've got my stick anyway? *Starts dancing with stick* I love my stick that makes an ugly cat appear, la la la la. ^_^

Brightheart: Jayfeather! *Pokes head into medicine den*

Jayfeather: AH! *Drops stick and frowns* Why can't I ever be left alone? Jayfeather this, Jayfeather that-- I AM NO SERVANT! -_-

Brightheart: Stop being a cranky Mousefur and get your tail into the nursery! Snowkit is craving for tacos and I have no idea what to do with him!

Jayfeather: He gets it from Cloudtail. NOW GET OUT BECAUSE I WANNA TALK TO MY STICK! *Shoves Brightheart away*

Ivypool: JAYFEATHER, JAYFEATHER! :D

Jayfeather: I seriously need a holiday from here. -.-

Ivypool: Well, I'm the fairy cat so wish granted!

Jayfeather: *Appears in WindClan's camp* Why here?! Ivypool, you useless ivy! Grr, even a plant would make a better warrior than she is.

Onestar: IT IS OUR SAVIOUR! *Bows down to Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: Um, excuse me, I'm a ThunderClan cat. I thought you said you hated my kind? Well, I am part WindClan. . .

Onestar: Did you not hear from Tallstar? He said this: "The sharp-eyed Jay will come and the dopey Kestrel will go."

Jayfeather: I LIKE MY STICK AND I CANNOT LIE! *Starts dancing about* Oh, and I didn't know I was sharp-eyed. Yellowfang must be my number one fan if she came up with that to describe me.

Kestrelflight: Hi, Jayfeather! *Trips over own paws* I need to stop wearing invisible high heels.

Onestar: O_o I don't get why he's medicine cat. I honestly think he eats all of the herbs because Breezepelt keeps eating all of the fresh-kill. Does that run in the family? Breezeploop must get it from Nightcloud.

Jayfeather: So what's up?

Onestar: You're WindClan's new medicine cat.

WindClan: Jayfeather! Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: I WANTED A HOLIDAY, NOT BECOME A MEDICINE CAT TO A DIFFERENT CLAN! IVYPOOL, YOU USELESS IVY! -_-

Kestrelflight: Yay, holiday for me! :D *Steps on stick and goes rolling down the camp* This is how I roll!

Jayfeather: HOW DARE YOU HURT STICK?! *Runs after Kestrelflight* When I catch you, I'm going to feed you to the plants!