Frostfur: Please welcome Brightflower of ShadowClan! Brightflower, which Clan is the best?

Brightflower: *Confused* What’s a Clan? Oh, is it a pony that dashes through the snow like a rain deer and eats poppy seeds? I WANT A PONY NOW! :D

Frostfur: No. o_o  How do you feel to be in Yellowfang’s Secret? In fact, HOW COME I DON’T HAVE A STORY ABOUT MYSELF?!

Brightflower: Who’s Yellowfang? He has a secret? YELLOWFANG, WHY DON’T YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? IT’S HEALTHY AND KEEPS BROKENSTAR OUT OF OUR CLAN! WAIT, WHO’S THAT?

Frostfur: *Pushes Brightflower off of stage* Bye. Next up is. . . Oh no, it’s Foxheart.

Foxheart: MOVE IT, I’M QUEEN FOXHEART OF FOX-HEARTED BOSSINESS! -_-

Frostfur: Foxheart. Hello. Is it true you’re the queen of ShadowClan?

Foxheart: *Starts doing ballet leaps on the stage* I AM A LEAPING FOX HEART WITH A BIG, BIG MOUTH AND I NEED TO SHUT UP. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, FOXHEART! *Starts rolling about* ROLL, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL, ROLL.

Frostfur: Um. . . Is Foxheart a catdog now? O_o’

Foxheart: MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE.

Frostfur: Um. . .

Foxheart: *Starts randomly dancing* I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE HERE. GET OUT OF SHADOWCLAN OR ELSE I SHALL ATTACK YOU. *Starts clawing at door* WHAT IS THIS THING? WAIT. . . OH HI, RAGGEDSTAR! YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT NOW.

Frostfur: *Opens the door and pushes Foxheart out of it, closing it behind her* Is any cat not insane going to come?

Oakheart: *Walks onto stage*

Frostfur: Finally, someone who’s not insane! Oakheart, we all love you but Crookedstar is much better. No one can compare to his awesomeness. RAINFLOWER, YOU SUCK! *Throws a book at Rainflower, who is sitting in the audience. Frostfur clears her throat.* Do you know why Bluestar is crazy? In fact, is she really a descendant of Nyan Cat?

Oakheart: *Eye twitches* AOSFJKASDJFKSJGSKDJKSJFKSJDFKSJFKSJGKDJGKSJDGKJS. o_e

Frostfur: Say whaaaaaaaaat?

Oakheart: WHAT? WHO’S THERE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TACO TIME TACO TIME IT’S OAKHEART’S TACO TIME. *Stuffs taco in mouth* POWER OF OAKNESS! *Dives off stage*

Frostfur: *Screams head off* I HATE THIS SHOW! WHY DID I SIGN UP FOR THIS CROW-FOOD?

Tigerclaw: *Wearing a pink apron with flowers and hearts on it* Crow-food delivery! Get your crow-food for free and buy until you get bored!

Everyone but Tigerclaw: *Leaves*

Tigerclaw: And I was just going to poison the crow-food. :/