Cloudpaw: Why is your tail so long?

Longtail: It runs in the kin, I guess.

Cloudpaw: YOUR TAIL DOES NOT RUN IN YOUR KIN, MORON!!! *Runs off*

Longtail: GRR.

***

Dustpelt: Ashpaw, how do we catch prey?

Ashpaw: Um. . . *Thinks: By running from Dustpelt.*

Cloudpaw: *Bites Ashpaw's tail*

Ashpaw: OH MY BISCUITS!

Dustpelt: Not correct but good answer. So close! Now, what must you remember while doing the hunting crouch?

Cloudpaw: *Bites Ashpaw's tail*

Ashpaw: MUNCHIES!

Dustpelt: What?

Ashpaw: *Turns to Cloudpaw* STOP DOING THAT, YOU STUPID SNOWBALL!

Dustpelt: *Cries* My feelings are hurt.

Cloudpaw: Fernpaw will cheer you up. *Slaps Dustpelt across the muzzle* You look like a tiny Tigerclaw. Did anyone tell you that, mouse-dung?

Dustpelt: OH, MY FEELINGS ARE SO HURT!

Cloudpaw: Ask StarClan to dye your pelt pink. It'll save your life one day because you won't look like Tigerclaw.

Dustpelt: WHAT?

Cloudpaw: *Looks confused, tilting head to the side* What are we talking about?

***

Tigerclaw and Darkstripe: WE WILL, WE WILL KILL YOU!

Longtail: Um. . . *Backs away* *Thinks: They're going to break the warrior code by killing Bluestar!*

Tigerclaw: Longtail, where are you going? You got fear on your face, you big disgrace.

Darkstripe: WAVING THE WHY ARE WE SINGING IN YOUR FACE.

Cloudpaw: TERRIBLE! SORRELKIT, SOOTKIT AND RAINKIT COULD DO BETTER AND THEY'RE JUST AWFUL!!

***

(Moons and years later)

Firestar: The Great Battle. . . I WILL SAVE THE CLANS BY EATING POPCORN!

Cloudtail: *Sweeping camp up* Just give me a reason to kill Brambleclaw, maybe I'll become the next Clan's deputy. I'll walk so far, far, far. :)

Firestar: OH MY DAISYS! O_O

Cloudtail: I said Branbleflaw. o_o

Daisy: *Crawling on the ground, looking exhausted* Someone said my name. It's so tiring, getting out of my nest. . .

Firestar: OH MY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Daisy: I live here.

Tigerstar: *Throws pie in Daisy's face* KNOCK OUT! WHOO, I KILLED DAISY!!! :)

Hazeltail, Berrynose, Rosepetal, Mousewhisker and Toadstep: Mummy. . .?

Yellowfang: *Marches over to the five cats* YOU DID IT WRONG! THE SCRIPT SAYS YOU MUST BE SAD DAISY GOT PIE IN HER FACE! WHY DO I RUN A MOVIE AND NO CAT DOES IT PROPERLY? FIRSTLY TIGERSTAR AND FIRESTAR WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS FOREV--

Leafstar: *Has a leaf in paws* SKYCLAN'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! I'VE GOT A LEAF AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO LOSE IT! *Leaf blows away* NOOO, I LOST IT!

Sharpclaw: So much for not being afraid.

Ferncloud: *Thinks: Brokenstar's here!* Hey, how you doing? So you can't get through! Why don't you just leave here?

Brokenstar: NO, I SHALL NOT LEAVE! Okay, I will. *Walks off*

Brambleclaw: HAWKFROST!

Hawkfrost: *Puts on a beard* Who's Hawkfrost? I'm Frosthawk.

Brambleclaw: Oh, sorry. I'm looking for Hawkfrost, my ugly --

Hawkfrost: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME -- I'm busy. Please call another day.

Brambleclaw: . . . You're Hawkfrost.

Hawkfrost: NO, I AM FROSTHAWK IDIOT.

Brambleclaw: HAWKFROST.

Leafstar: *Dives into camp again* I AM BACK WITH NOTHING TO DESTROY YOU! :)

Firestar: Why don't we forget this battle and go to Burger King and be friends?

Everyone: YEAH!

****

Moons later.

Cloudtail: *Elder* . . . No comment.

Snowpool: HAHA, YOU'RE SITTING ON A BOMB!! :)

Cloudtail: No comment.

Bomb: *Explodes confetti*

Snowpool: WHO REPLACED IT?

Cloudtail: I DID! I MAY BE AN ELDER BUT I AM STILL THAT CLOUDTAIL I WAS!

Snowpool: Mouse-dung.