A/N Welcome to the first spoof in this amazing book. Be aware many spoilers may occur here. so you are warned! Enjoy 😸

~At the end of the great battle~

Squirrelflight: NOOOO!!!! FIRESTAR WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!

Firestar: *dead*

Brambleclaw: WELP. Now that he's finally done with, I guess we will have to elect a new leader...

~Back at camp~

Cloudtail: Now, as all of you already know, but I will explain it for some reason, you write the cat you think should be leader in this slip of paper *passes out several slips of paper and pencils*

Clan: *writes down their votes*

Cloudtail: now-

Brambleclaw: *shoves Cloudtail off a cliff* now cats of LightningClan let's tally up the votes!

Ashfur: In fifth place, with 7 votes, is... Jayfeather...?

Briarlight: woooo! go Jay! *cheers*

Jayfeather: *^* *embarrassed*

Ashfur: AAAAANNNDDDD in second place, with 9 votes, is... LIONBLAZE!!

Lionblaze: WHAT?! WHY AM I NOT-

Ashfur: Okay folks, what you all have been waiting for! The new leader of ThunderClan, with 57.2 votes, is... MILLIE?!?!

*crickets chirping*

Graystripe: *cheers*

*crickets chirping*

Lionblaze: HOW DID MILLIE EVEN-

Millie: ahem. I believe I am now called Milliestar. Bow down to your leader. *points to the ground*

Lionblaze: I DON'T-

Millie: now.

Clan: -.-