Brambleclaw: *belly growles* cmon Graystripe lets go to Burger King. I'm so hungry.

Graystripe: *laying on the ground stuffed full with fresh-kill* I know man, same here

Brambleclaw: Dude! You just ate - like 5 minutes ago! Your so fat too

Graystripe: So what? It's called fur

Brambleclaw: whateverrr *rolls eyes* *leaves for Burger King*

~At Burger King~

Graystripe: *pulls up to the drive through*

Jayfeather: *grumpy voice* Hello welcome to Booger King what can I get for you.

Brambleclaw: Hi! I'd like a Bird Burger with a medium Vole Blood

Graystripe: Gemme a uhhh... Whatcha got?

Jayfeather: *lloonngg ssiigghh* food.

Graystripe: Yea, get me two of those

Jayfeather: *facepaw* that will be $757.14

Graystripe: *pulls up to Firestar* *hands him $757.13

Firestar: ahem.

Graystripe: what..?

Firestar: *exasperated look* You are one cent short *holds out paw*

Graystripe.: *nudges Brambleclaw* got an extra penny?

Brambleclaw: nope

Graystripe: Can't you cut us some slack? It's just a penny.

Firestar: no

Brambleclaw: well-

Firestar: If you cannot pay for your own food, you will not get it.

Graystripe: AT LEAST GIVE ME MY *beep* DRINK

Firestar: *looks at order* hmm it says here that you only ordered food...

Graystripe: *explodes*