A/N Hello peeps!! I am glad that a lot of people are enjoying this book, and am sorry that we haven't updated in like 10 million years. SORRY! Haha I am kinda the..only one..writing this book..right now... ENJOY! -Bramble

Leafpool: Welcome, cats, to this brand new show! Here I will tell you my super duper secret recipe to waffles (aka Firestar's death)!!

Jaypaw: *mumbles* and I'm your handy dandy assistant

Leafpool: *slaps Jaypaw* stop being grumpy, Grumpy Cat

Jaypaw: *rolls eyes*

Leafpool: So, anyways back to the cooking. the FIRST ingredient to Firestar's Death is.... MICE!!

Jaypaw: *hands Leafpool some mice*

Leafpool: the recipe calls for 8 mice. Mush them up into a nice thick pulp.... *crushes the mice with rocks* Next you need some leaf plates..

Jaypaw: *hands Leafpool some dock leaves*

Leafpool: put the leaves under the pulp to serve as a plate. Then slap them in the oven!! *throws them inside a rock oven*

Jaypaw: *turns oven to 1000 degrees*

Leafpool: now all you need is an extra 3 years on your paws for them to cook throughly.

**Three Years Later**

Leafpool: *opens oven* Ahhh that nice smell of cooked waffles smells so nice. There is only one more step! Jaypaw, hand me the topping

Jaypaw: *hands Leafpool a leaf full of mouse bile*

Leafpool: mmm that smells great! *almost passes out*

Leafpool: Now, as a secret ingredient that is super important, put a good glob of mouse bile on the top. The kits will love it! *slaps a large hunk of mouse bile on the waffle*

Jaypaw: the last step is feed it to Firestar!!

Firestar: *walks in* what was that?

Leafpool: YOUR BREAKFAST!! *slaps Firestar with waffle*

Firestar: *dies*