"Briarlight, I love you so much. You're so amazing and everyone should look up to you or else," Millie mewed before staring down at her paws. "I'm proud of you, my love. You should be leader one day because you's brighten the Clan up."

Briarlight was embarrassed as she tried dragging herself away from her mother. "I-I'm fine helping Jayfeather out. Honest!" she stuttered slightly. Jayfeather was staring at Millie with his blind gaze of knowledge narrowed into slits.

"Nonsense! A cat like you deserves to be leader. I have no idea why Firestar is too stupid to consider you deputy! Brambleclaw should go to the elder's den." Millie's ears flattened as she let out a hiss.

"She has bees in her brain," Jayfeather muttered as Millie looked upset Briarlight was trying to get away from you.

"Why are you leaving me?" Millie asked. "I thought you loved me! I mean, I love you and you're supposed to love me back! It's not fair. I am the reason you're still alive."

"You're embarrassing me!" Briarlight argued. "Can you leave me alone? Jayfeather's right here."

"Jayfeather?" Had Millie really forgotten about the medicine cat. "What did you do to my Briarlight? Did you feed her catmint? Give me my Briarlight back or else I'll blame you for her dying!"

Jayfeather sighed as he shook his head. "I fed her medicine. Now can you just leave? Briarlight doesn't want you here."

Millie gasped, looking hurt. "Don't talk to me like that! I'm the reason your patient is alive. I'll tell Firestar about how you want to ruin everything, you fox-hearted medicine cat!"

"Go!" Jayfeather hissed. "You should learn to stop embarrassing Briarlight."

Briarlight was at the back of the den, looking slightly scared. "Thank you, Jayfeather. I think Millie needs to sleep."

"If she wants sleep, she can go join the elder's den!" Jayfeather answered. "Now can't you leave or do I have to drag your tail out?"

"Fine, I was just leaving!" Millie growled, lashing her tail. "I hope you're happy, Jayfeather. Bye, Briarlight! Your mother loves you very much." Jayfeather pushed Millie out of the den, his tail twitching with annoyance.

"Thank StarClan!" he said as soon as Millie was gone, relieved. "She should really stop acting like that. ThunderClan would be unstoppable if we sent her in battle after telling her the other Clans stole you!"

"She's just worried about me," Briarlight mewed, crawling back to her nest. "Any mother would be."

"Any mother with some sense wouldn't dare argue with a medicine cat."

"Briarlight, I'll come back later! Don't tell grumpy old Jayfeather!" Millie called from outside the den. "Your mother loves you."

"Can't she understand anything?" Jayfeather groaned. "One day I will throw my stick at her and she'll finally learn to stay out."

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A/N: Before anyone complains that they are mother and daughter (I know that), it's just 100% a joke like JayXStick and not meant to be taken seriously.