I am in the mood for a mess. But ahh, I do not have a story like that. So was do I do?

Duh.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Ghoul (:re) or Assassination Classroom. (You won't understand why I put that disclaimer about AC yet.) Note: I'm inclined to think Vine is a mix between Tsukiyama and German Pig/Kaname or whatever/Rose. ... Like, their love child or something.. So I mean.. I don't.. I don't know if I own him or not.. So I'll just say I don't own him either. Curl, however, is an original character. Just random, really. I also own Tail.

When I joined the organization, I hadn't planned for any of it.

I didn't intend for it to go so far..

I honestly don't know where it went wrong.

It was probably wrong since the beginning.

But..

Was any of it truly wrong..?

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I hesitated.

The door opened before I gained the courage to knock.

"Hi! Welcome! What are your views on ghouls and humans?"

"U-Um.. wh..what do you.. m-mean..?"

"I mean, do you think ghouls and humans can live in peace, and would you work hard to that end?"

"... O..Of course.."

"Great! Come on in then."

-

"Haha, Sun seems so giddy," a boy with a mask laughed. His mask was similar to a Power Ranger's. {I don't own Power Rangers.}

"I'm glad I didn't have to kill this fine person."

"Oh, come on, Sun," a girl with curly hair commented, "We all know you have no problems killing anybody."

"I do not enjoy killing people, Curl."

What have I gotten myself into?!! This guy kills people?!!

"See? You're scaring him. I don't appreciate that."

"You're the one who goes around killing people at night."

"They're the ones who wander onto crime scenes. Anywho! I'm glad that the infamous Eyepatch has joined us."

"I'd call the CCG if I was human!!" another person cried, putting his hands up. Both his tone and gesture were mocking. His mask was vine-like.

"Vine, he's already scared enough," Sun put a hand on his hip, "Warning to call the CCG is not a good idea."

"Whatever you say, Sun-kun," the man purred.

"Aniki, the food's ready," a little boy tugged on Sun's pants. He had a mask like Sun's, only it was a half mask that covered his mouth. He also had a white eyepatch covering his left eye.

"Oh! Great!" Sun clapped, "Then, let's eat!"

OH MY G*D!!!!!

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Turns out, the meals didn't look like human meat..

"And, here's for you, Eyepatch," Sun handed me a dish. Some of the burgers had white flags while others had red flags. I got one with a red flag. "Enjoy."

I gazed around the room. Sun and his little brother, along with Vine, Curl, and the boy with the Power Ranger's mask all had red flags. There was a woman with short, red hair who had a white flag. {I'll just tell you now, that girl is Kimi.} She had a mask that looked similar to the Serpent's, only different in the fact that it had dog-like ears. There were two people with blue hair - a girl and a boy - who had black ninja-like masks. Almost like they'd wrapped a black ribbon all around their heads.. They had white flags.

"So, we have a new member, so let's toast to that!" Sun stabbed the air with his burger before starting to eat. Talking ensued. I stared at my burger. "Don't worry about the taste."

"!!"

Startled, my head snapped to the wielder of the voice- Sun.

"It's fine. Eat. It's tasty," he took another bite of his burger. Warily, I took a bite, being flooded with the familiar feeling that resembled what Heaven must be like.

"..."

It's human meat..

"I disguise it. It's pretty good, right?" Sun inquired, "Don't worry though- I didn't kill anyone to make it." I stared at him suspiciously.

There's no way he could do that..

"It's a suicide victim. Anywho, we have meetings every month, if you want to come. They're always held here, unless something happens. In that case, I'd notify all the members separately and discreetly. This place is safe. We call ourselves the H&G Uniters. H and G obviously stand for humans and ghouls," Sun explained.

"And don't even think about betraying us!" the little kid shouted stubbornly, "Aniki's so strong, he'd have you on the floor in an instant!"

Sun laughed, patting the kid roughly on the head, "Now, now, Eyepatched Sun, I don't know if I could take Eyepatch here. He's strong."

"You don't really mean that. You could take anyone, even that Reaper of the CCG!!"

I gasped.

"Eyepatched Sun, I have told you this a million times. There is always someone stronger than you. Now stop scaring him." The kid crossed his arms, seeming to pout. Soon enough though, he sat back down beside us and resumed eating.

There were enough couches in the room to seat everyone. I wasn't sure why we weren't eating in the dining room, but I guess it was fine.

-

"Alright then! Anything to report?" Sun inquired when we were all finished eating. Coffee had been prepared for us, and Sun dropped a little sugar cube in his.

"Alright, that's good. We've come a long way," Sun nodded.

"Ward 9. Aogiri has slightly increased their hold," the twins added, "Ward 11. Aogiri has spread out but is increasing."

"Wards 6, 7, and 10," Curl was serious, "Aogiri has strengthened their hold in all. Otherwise, it's the same."

"Ward 18," Vine announced, "has White Suits running around. Other than that, tis the same, Sun-kun. Ward 16 is a little more peaceful."

"Wards 1, 2, and 24," the boy in the Power Ranger mask spoke, "24 is worse. Aogiri everywhere. 1 is slightly more infested with Aogiri, compared to 24. 2 is normal."

"Wards 22 and 23," the girl with red hair spoke, "Both are normal."

"Ward 5 is worse," Sun's little brother curtly reported, "Ward 8 is better."

"Wards 13, 17, 20, and 21. Ward 20 is slowly getting better. Ward 13 has less fighting.-"

Curl laughed abruptly, "Did you kill all of the troublemakers, Sun?!!"

Sun ignored the comment, "Ward 17 is slightly worse. Ward 21 has some clowns making trouble, but other than that, it's better. Eyepatch, can I trust you to watch over some Wards?"

"Huh? O-Oh, uh.."

"It just means that you try your best to lessen the violence, really. And report at each meeting the changes in the last month. It's fine if you can't do anything to stop the changes they take."

"... Sure."

"Then, I'll give you Wards 10 and 15. Can you handle them?"

"Y-yes.."

"Good. Tail, can I take 19 off your hands?"

"Sure. I wasn't able to watch it this time anyway.. I'm sorry, Sun."

"It's fine. Curl-"

"Let me take another Ward, Aniki!!"

"Eyepatched Sun, I will give you a Ward if you show results. Now, Curl, do you mind giving 12 up?"

"No.. I'm sorry, Sun."

"It's fine. Vine. Do you mind giving up Ward 14?"

"No, Sun-kun. I apologize."

"It's fine. Alright. Eyepatch, do you think you can take 14?"

"U-Um, sure.."

"Then I'll take 12."

For some reason, the ghouls and humans exchanged glances.

-

"So, that's it?" I inquired.

"Yea, but on the fifteenth of this month, at eight p.m., come here. We're going to try to do some good."

"I see.."

This group is.. pretty.. discreet.

Do they really do much..?

"So, try hard on your Wards, and let's disperse!" Sun punched above him and walked out.

I exited myself and glanced at the house. It was plain, in a normal neighborhood. Nothing seemed off about it..

It was as if nothing about humans and ghouls workingtogether ever happened..