**Credit for this oneshot idea goes to @idcifuhatekpop lol

No warnings let's gooooo**

Roshan and Tremaine still hadn't gotten used to the beating sun, and it was already their third day in LA. They had decided to stay the week, since they were going anyway for Asher and Hammie's wedding.

     And since London was always rainy as hell, they had decided to cherish the nice weather of the western US by going to the beach. They were in their hotel room now, getting ready to go.

     "Hey, 'Maine?" Roshan called from the doorway, bags in hand, making sure they were both ready to go.

"Yeah, babe?"

"You put sunscreen on, right?"

"Uh, yeah," Tremaine said, obviously lying.

Roshan quirked an eyebrow. "Huh, then the bottle must have magically refilled itself before I got to it." He had the knowledge of a mother catching her child in a lie.

Tremaine huffed. "I don't need any," he said, in almost a whine.

Roshan turned and looked at his husband, pointedly scanning his pale face. "Yeah, okay." He reached into the bag and started searching for the bottle.

"I dooooon't," Tremaine fussed.

"Honey, your skin could make Edward Cullen jealous," he said, shutting the door and popping the sunscreen bottle open. "C'mere."

"No, I don't nee-" but Roshan was already smearing the white lotion onto Tremaine's face.

      "Since when'd you become a mum?" Tremaine mumbled defensively through squished cheeks.

     "I'm not. I'm a husband." Roshan paused. "And that's even better." He kissed Tremaine's lips quickly once he was done coating his face and neck. "You'll be lucky if you don't get burnt even with that," he warned before, closing the bottle with a snap. He stuffed it back into the bag and walked out the door alongside his love.

     "What do you think I am, a ReDead or something?" Tremaine asked, his fingers clasped with Roshan's as they walked to the elevators.

     "Well, you certainly look like one, with that pale skin of yours," Roshan teased gently, leaning up to kiss his cheek. "Still love you, though."

      Tremaine smirked. "Of course you do."