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The next morning, a femmish scream of rage is what brings the autobots from their stasis.

Bumblebee amd Grimlock shoot around the corner to your corner, only to see you laughing your aft off, covered in neon orange paint, while Sideswipe is colored a hideous shade of pink with neon green stripes.

"I'm hideous!"

Grimlock bursts out laughing as the others round the corner and see the sight playing out in front of them.

With an exaggerated sigh, Bumblebee turns away. Not wanting to get caught up in the newly starting war.

Grimlock, Slipstream and Jetstorm however...

"Y/n! What has befallen Sideswipe?"

"Revenge has befallen him Slipstream. Revenge." With a laugh, you quickly grab the two minicon's servos, and rush away,  two a place to hide outside of the scrapyard.

"Why are we hiding?" Jetstorm pokes his head out of the cave as you take a bucket of glitter from your subspace and place it with the other supplies that you had gathered over the course of the past two weeks. Including: feathers, glue, different hideous neon paints, speakers and a doll.

"Because Sideswipe splashed this paint on my chestplates last night so while he was in stasis, I painted him pink and green. But by doing so I believe we have engaged ourselves in a human prank war."

Jetstorm and Slipstream look at you in utter confusion as you hide the different buckets all over the cave.

"Ok so here's the plan."
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"Catch me if you can Red!" You laugh as you transform into your alt mode, Sideswipe close behind you.

"Hey get back here!" He barely manages to contain his laugh as he tries to look angry. Behind him, Grimlock follows suit, not wanting to be left behind in the fun, he charges forwards.

Sideswipe quickly transforms to his sleek red alt mode and he revs his engine loudly as he speeds after you. The road feels smooth under your tires as you speed up, staying far enough ahead of Sideswipe so he can't catch you, but not too far that he gives up.

Turning one last corner, you shoot offroad, and head towards the cave on a well worn path. Sideswipe however, is more reluctant, and transforms back to his bi-pedle mode before chasing after you on his pedes.

You transform as quietly as possible, and flash him a cheeky grin as you turn in to the cave, and with an uneasy look plastered to his faceplates, the red mech follows.

With a sharp whistle, Jetstorm reconises the signal and activates the speakers from his spot hidden in a crevice, and the suspenseful music starts to echo through the cave.

"You've gotta be kidding me." With a groan, a nervous Sideswipe searches the cave for you.

Falling into the first trap.

His surprised scream bounces off the walls of the cave as sticky glue poors on him from above. Coating his helm and some of his chestplates.

Grimlock finally appears in the entrance of the cave, and Slipstream gives him the same treatment. Getting the glue on his helm and his wide shoulderplates. His look of shock sends you and the two minicons into fits of laughter.

"Y/N!! JETSTORM! SLIPSTREAM! SHOW YOURSRLVES!" 

Sideswipes yell causes another laugh to bubble up through your dermas, and you have to choke it back as you jump down from your hiding spot, toss glitter at him, and dodge away as he leaps at you.

Sideswipe sputters as glitter gets in his mouth, and coolant is now slowly trickling down your faceplates as you try to contain your laughter.

Never before had you seen a mech so sparkly yet so utterly mad.

Jetstorm and Slipstream dump their buckets of feathers on Grimlock from above, and said dinobot tries to turn around to leave the cave, but a creepy doll falls down, attatched to a string.

The green dinobot's scream could be heard for miles as he swats it away from his faceplates, and the feather-covered mech panics as he transforms to his dino mode and runs away without looking back.

"Boo."

You step in front if Sideswipe, who was distracted by Grimlock's scream.

The red mech jumps up with a surprised, femmish scream of his own, but immediately clamps his servos over his dermas when he realises that it's just you.

His now sparkly helm whips around to face you and he pins you to the cave wall. Doing his best to look mad.

Yeah the sparkles aren't exactly helping with that...

You have to hold back your laughter as his optics narrow and he uses one servo to wipe some sparkly glue from his faceplates.

"I swear by the Allspark. I'm going to get you for this."
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It's been two earth days since then, but Sideswipe hasn't done anything.

Although, he was talking to Fixit earlier. Something about boltbats.
A shudder runs through your frame at the thought of the squeaky vermin. Stupid fear...

"Heeeey Y/n," Sideswipe slings an arm around your shoulderplates, only for you to shove it off.

"What are you doing? Give up already?"

The red mech sighs, and steps away with a shake of his helm. "Yeah. Sorry. I guess I just aren't that good at thinking of pranks. See ya 'round."

Well that's not suspicious at allll...

Reaching your corner, you fail to notice Sideswipe following you with Russel on one shoulderplate, and Fixit on the ground holding a remote.

The second you enter your closed off space,  your terrified scream echoes through the base, and you dash out of the space. Followed by twenty fake boltbats.
Creations of Fixit and Russel themselves.

The two smaller beings use thier remotes to make the boltbats chase afer you, and seeing them with the remotes beside Sideswipe, your optics turn dark with rage, and now it's their turn to run screaming as they abandon the controllers, which you smash.

Makig the fake boltbats short out and fall to the ground.

"SIDESWIPE! I KNOW THIS WAS YOUR IDEA! I'M GOING TO OFFLINE YOU!"