[Tokyo 03]

Eva Unit 01 arrived

Bill:...ive been WAITING FOR YOU!(laughs evily)

[Eva Unit 01]

Shinji:...(sighs in saddness)i have to stop him...

[Tokyo 03]

Eva unit 01 started firing at bill

Bill:(laughs)oh man! That tickles!(laughs)

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:...there must be a weak spot...is there?

[Prison cell]

Rick:(trying to break the others free with a chainsaw)almost done...

The chainsaw broke

Rick:ugh...party pooper.(throws the chainsaw away and grabs another one)

Ian:how many chainsaws do you even have?

Rick:i threw 32 away.(uses the chainsaw again)

[Tokyo-3]

eva unit 01:(avoids any attack bill makes)

Bill:(throws blue fire balls at him)HAH! YOU COULDNT DO ANYTHING THAT CAN DEFEAT ME! IM A GOD! A GOD!!!(laughs evily)

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:damn it...i need to find a way to,wait,that's it...the eye!

[Tokyo-3]

Eva unit 01:(charges towards bill and tears his eye up)

Bill:AGH! WHY DOES EVERYONE GO FOR ME EYE?!

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:i did it...alright,i have to destory him

[Prison cell]

Rick got everyone free

Rick:alright ding dongs time to go.

Everyone started to grab their stuff and heads to comicron 1

Linkara:theres the ship,lets get out of here.

Then a few soilders fired at the intire team but amy got shit

Linkara:EVERYONE TAKE COVER!

[Tokyo-3]

Eva unit 01 kept punching bill

Bill:UGH!!!!(summons his friends)

Bill:alright,i was gonna save these guys for the 2nd weridmagettion! But its still over for you!

Then bills friends started to beat the living shit out of eva unit 01

Bill:you are worthless sir! You have no hope,no allies,nothing! They're all gone because of your shy personality kid!(punches eva-unit 01)YOUR OWN DEPRESSION MADE YOU GIVE PEOPLE THE FINGER(punches eva-unit 01 again)MY OTHER FRIENDS MADE THEM SURRENDERED TO THEIR OWN LUST AND THEY EXPLODED INTO ORANGE JUICE!(punches eva-unit again)YOU SHOULDVE GOTTEN LAID WHILE YOU HAD THE CHANCE,BUT NO!(punches eva-unit 01 again)YOU DECIDE TO BE A VIRGIN FOR LIFE WHICH CAUSED YOU TO KILL PEOPLE!(punches eva-unit 01)I DONT KNOW WHY GOD SPARED YOU OR WHY HE DECIDED THAT YOUR INNOCENT! BUT YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING ASSHOLE(punches eva-unit 01)WHO WANTS TO BE BOSSED ARROUND(punches eva-unit 01)AND IS KUST A FUCKING MOMMYS BOY!(slams his head on the ground)...well...that takes care of that. Welp,time for weridmagettion and...why do i have a feeling something is behind me?(turns arround and sees eva unit 01 in rage)

Bill:what the? NO! NO! NO! NO!!!(shocks him with electricity)

[Eva-unit 01]

(This is what is on shinjis mind)

Shinji:all i wanted was no suffering...BUT ALL I GET WAS LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!!!(brutality beats up bill)

[Tokyo 3]

Bill:AGH! OW! UGH! GAH! BLEGH! AH! OW! OW!

...

Eva unit 01:(pulls out his pistol)

Eva unit 01 was pointing his gun at him

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:(cries in anger)

[Tokyo 3]

Eva unit 01 pulled the trigger!

BANG!

Bill stops the bullet

Bill:HAH! YOU THINK IT WILL BE THAT EASY?!

[Comicron 1 entrance]

Everyone was trying to fight back with guns

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!

90s dude:dude! These guys know how to put up a fight

Amy:(coughs out blood)...

...

Amy falls on the floor

Sonic:AMES!(goes up to her)ames,speak to me babe...please...

Amy died

Sonic:no...NO!!!!!

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

Giggling was heard

...

Linkara:what the hell?

There were many illusions of of rei...

(I know,ill punch myself in the balls again*does so*AGH! Yep...so worth it)

Soilders:(screams)

One of then touches them and it explodes into orante juice(was the orange juice a substitute for blood? Maybe not.)

Rick:okay,time to go!

The team closed the door

Morty:what the hell was that?!

Rick:when look at the intire files in that place,these people are insanely stupid and they wanted to protect their world but got it devoulered all up,plus they were assholes to one person. Before the world ended,They never even listen to him. Which was insanely stupid.

[Tokyo 3]

Eva unit 1 was getting beaten up by bill which made it...even more stronger

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!

[tokyo 3]

Bill saw how powerful he is

Bill:no,no please...NO! STOP! YOU WIN! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! MONEY! FAME! A HAREM OF WOMEN! INFINTE POWER!

[Eva unit 01]

Shinji:DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Now for a mind fuck of gifs)

???:you disgust me

??? 2:you are so pathetic

??? 3:loser

??? 4:i would rather die than rather do it with you.

[Space]

The world of evangelion was devoured by a huge angel

Everyone was horrified of what they saw

Rick:and heres the mortal of today,do not clone(burps)god.

Morty:THAT WAS HORRIFIYING RICK! THAT EMOTIONALLY SCARED ME!

Dipper:yeah,and my stomach hurts...

Rick:i told ya all we should've never stopped at that bar!

...

Linkara:wait...who repaired the ship? It was damaged when we crashed?

Gou:yeah,it looks clean...

Then the unknown rider appeared

Grunckle stan:okay punk,who are you and how did you get here?!

Adain:wait...(shows the rider his symbol)is this your symbol?

Kiva transforms back to his civilian form.

Wataru:yes. That symbol repersents me.

Kivat:either that or my family.

Mabel:woaaaaah...talking orb!

Kivat:me? an orb?(laughs)dont be ridiculous! I am kivat-bat the 3rd!

Stan:A BAT?!

Wataru:however,mr.shinoxkee,you need this(gives shinoxkee mr.belt)

Shinoxkee:belt-san?!

Mr.belt:nice to see you again shinoxkee!

Shinoxkee:how did you-

Mr.belt:i was supposed to be offline for,god who knows how long! But then he and a god woke me up! But if its a good cause it might do!

Tendou:nice to see you kiva

Wataru:same to you,kabuto

T-bone:so your another one of those rider-wards huh?

Wataru:(nods)we must find every hero in order to stop-

Grunckle stan:bill is alreday dead,cant we kust celebrate that?!

Wataru:bill is not behind all of it

Everyone:EEEEEEH?!

Wataru:yes. However,we must find the others before its too late...

[Collage-hallway]

Marco was hanging out with his girlfriend start

Marco:you okay babe?

Star:still shy...

Marco:(sighs)dont worry star,once we get out of here,everything will be fine,you'll be less stressed,basic put,we'll be living in a warm house in no time.

RUMBLE!

Star:what the?!

Marco:another freak?!

[Collage-outside]

Marco and star saw a helecopter landing with wataru,morty,rick,and chihiro inside

Wataru:hello,agito.

Marco:how does he-

Rick:you two wanna know or not? Get in the chopterah!

Morty:this is the last your referencing anything rick.

Rick:fuck you.