chapter 16
[Mystery shack]
Inuyasha woke up...and was tied up
Inuyasha:WHAT THE HELL?!
everyone was taking photos of him
Inuyasha:GAH!
Grunckle stan:step right up to see the one and only freak of the year eveybody!
Inuyasha:SERIOUSLY?! THE 21ST CENTURY TOO?!
Grunckle stan:shut up,your making me rich!
Inuyasha:GREEDY BASTARD!(breaks free)Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!(gets caught in another trap)GAH! What the?!
Grunckle stan:HA! he got caught! That will be 800 dollars per photo everyone!
Everyone was tossing money
Inuyasha:how did i even end up here?!...wait...no...it happened again didnt it?!
[Dipper and mabel]
Dipper:(sighs)
Mabel:dipper,is anything okay?
Dipper:...its nothing mabel,im just...a little down...kind of...
Mabel:kind of?
Dipper:(sighs)yeah...i dont know anymore.
Mabel:you in love with wendy?
Dipper:yeah but-
Mabel:look bro,you have to do it right this time cuz-
Dipper:LOOK,ALL I KNOW IS THAT IM GONNA GET REJECTED! END OF STORY! ...i need to be alone.(walks off)
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Mabel:dipper...
[Woods]
Dipper:(sighs and walks off)my own life,leading up to this,true i may have defeated bill but everything was treating me unfair,my parents only pay attention to mabel which not my problem,Mabel and Pacifica are dating which i support,but being bullied,rejected on prom,and being the victuim towards anything possible. SO AM I DESTINED TO BE LIKE THIS?! HUH?! TELL ME WORLD?! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE TORTURED?!
???:you and me both kid
Dipper looked behind and sees inuyasha
Dipper:AH!
THUNDER!
Dipper:how did you-
Inuyasha:super human strength,plus that guy with the werid hat made alot of traps.
Dipper:you mean grunckle stan?
Inuyasha:seesh,werid name.
Dipper:yeah,dont tell anyone im here.
Inuyasha:not my problem kid.(walks off and gets caught)GAH!
...
Inuyasha:seriously?!
Dipper:(sighs and walks)
Inuyasha:HEY! GET BACK HERE AND GET ME DOWN YOU JERK!
???:so,you happened to be trapped just like me huh inuyasha?
Inuyasha:miroku?! Your trapped here too?!
Miroku:i knew why you and kagome ran away,surprised you changed history and-
Inuyasha:we get it,your upset you didnt get to be with sango!
Miroku:(laughs)wrong,my wife's memories are restored as well as my own,we knew where we are and we got married. As for kids? Well we are gonna plan that soon.
Inuyasha:what about the others?
Miroku:shippo got worried after his memories got restored,too bad he's now part of the exhibit.
Inuyasha:(growls)SERIOUSLY?! FIRST MY WIFE,NOW MY ADOPTED SON?!
(What? i watched a few comic dubs...some of them are canon to me.)
Miroku:along with my beautiful sango. SHE IS FORCED TO BE PART OF THIS GRUNCKLE STAN BUSINESS!
Dipper:its the mystery shack and all she does is guiding everyone on tour.
Inuyasha:and we end up becoming the freaks of the shack's attraction.
Dipper:(sighs)just dont follow me.
Miroku:cut us down please.
Dipper:no.(walks off)
Inuyasha:SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE US HERE?!
[Police office]
Kagome:WHERE IS HE?!
Snotlout:you think i have this energon megatron was talking to me awhile back.
Dinobot:(growls and takes the energon that snotlout was hiding)you were saying?
Rhinox:(takes it from dinobot)this energon is a bit more advanced than i thought.
Kagome:i ment inuyasha,not this STUPID CYSTAL SHAPED OBJECT(knocks it out of rhinox's hands which causes it to break and fire at silverbolt and armorhide)
Silverbolt:(screams in agony)
Armorhide:(screams in agony)
Lio primal:ARMORHIDE!
Blackrincia:SILVERBOLT!
...
Silverbolt and armorhide fainted
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Kagome:...what have i done?
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Snotlout:now since thats over can i go now?
Toothless growled at him
Snotlout:AH!
Rick:not until we find mr.haif demon and haif human guy.
Hiccup:where is inuyasha?
Heather:awnser now,or else.
Windsher:(growls at snotlout)
Snotlout:I DONT KNOW WHERE! HE JUST RAN OFF!
Shippo:(runs inside)
Kagome:...shippo?
Shippo:kagome,Your remembered!
Dinobot:WHAT IS THAT?! A MAXIMAL IMPOSTOR?!
Lio primal:dinobot...stand down.
Dinobot:(snarls and puts his weapons away)
Snotlout:(shivers in fear)
Tuffnut:tell us where the haif demon is!
Ruffnut:or else you start singing like a carnary,or we do!
Ian:please dont...last time i hear you guys sing,i had to yell at the top of my lungs!
Anthony:and i,had to bang my own head and cry in shame!
Lori:which almost caused my own ears to bleed.
Tuffnut and ruffnut started singing like canaries
Ian:UGH!!!! YOU GUYS ARE WORST THAN PANDORA!
Shippo:wait,did you say haif demon?
Tuffnut:yeah,we are trying to make sure we start singing. And i forgot the guys name
Shippo:wait...you mean inuyasha?
Tuffnut:yes thats the name! Now we shapp sing
Lori:the only thing your singing is how to shut up!
Hiccup:please dont.
Shippo:I KNOW WHERE INUYASHA IS!
Kagome:wait...for real?
[Mystery shack]
A car drove up
[Car]
Master cheif,hiccup,and asteid were gearing up
Chihiro:theres innocent people here. So keep the guns in the car
Master cheif:very well
Hiccup:what about our swords and such?
Kagome:still in the car
Astrid:UGH! SERIOUSLY?!
Hiccup:woah,woah,astrid calm down(contacts the others)anyone else reday?
[Comicron 1]
90s dude:im here for support dude.
[Car]
Hiccup:phelous? Marzgurl? Angry joe?
[Mystery shack]
Angry joe(disgusied as a tourest):here.
Phelous(disgusied as chucky)here.
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Angry joe:seriously?
Phelous:if chucky dies so do i!
[Car]
Hiccup:fishlegs? Usagi? Ami?
[Bus]
Fishlegs was on the bus in the drivers seat
Fishlegs:here.
Ami:roger.
[Car]
Hiccup:anyone else?
Nostalgia critic(on voice-com):here.
Momoru(on voice-com):here.
Linkara(on voice-com):here.
Harvey(on voice-com):here.
Hiccup:alright,remember the plan.(heads outside)
[Woods]
Master cheif,Astrid,and hiccup went inside the mystry shack
[Mystery shack]
Jordi(on voice-com):uh...do i get to kill him? cuz im getting bored.
Hiccup:no.
Shippo(on voice-com):no,we cant do that
Wrench(on voice-com):I AGREE! LETS KILL HIM!
Stoick(on voice-com):NO!
Wrench(on voice-com):aw...
Hiccup:thanks for yelling in the ear,dad...
Stoick(on voice-com):sorry son.
Marcus(on voice-com):oh come on man just do what we have to do.
Grunckle stan:welcome to the mystery shack! Would you like 4 t-shirts for just 800 dollars?
Hiccup:no.
Astrid:bad math
Grunckle stan:just take the deal.
Master cheif:...no...
Grunckle stan:ooooooh,your're here for the tour,that will be 1,000 bucks
Soos:its okay,its on the house dudes.
Grunckle stan:soos,dont ruin this. Wait,wheres dipper?
Soos:i dont know,i havent seen him since yesterday.
Grunckle stan:huh,werid. Anyway's tour? 2,000 bucks.
Astrid:(kicks him in the stomach)
Grunckle stan:AGH!
Astrid:greedy peice of shit.
Grunckle stan:ugh...
Hiccup:yeah...dont ask for too much money next time
Grunckle stan:(weakly)3,000 dollars?
Hiccup:hon?
Astrid:(nods and kicks grunckle stan in the nuts)
Grunckle stan:AGH! Ow...4,000?
Astrid:LOWER YOUR PRICES!(kicks him in the nuts)
Grunckle stan:AGH! Okay! Okay!...a billion dollars!
Astrid:(growls in anger)
Soos:(kicks grunckle stan in the stomach)
Grunckle stan:GAH!
Soos:sorry stan,everyone is doing it!
Grunckle stan:ITS JUST THEM DOING IT!
Chihiro and kagome went inside
Sango saw them while working on the register
Sango:hey! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO GO THERE!(runs off)
Grunckle stan:AVENGE MY BALLS AND GET PAYED 5 TIMES THAN YOUR NORMAL AMMOUNT!
Sango:HELL NO!
Grunckle stan:eh,i was gonna fire her anyway
Mabel:aw,what? She was a good employee just like soos!
Grunckle stan:(sighs in dissapointment)
[Exsibit room]
Kagome:Inuyasha?! Inuyasha?!
Chihiro:hello?! This is the police!
Shippo:inuyasha?! Hello?!
Chihiro:(sees writting)say...sit?
Kagome:(sighs in releaf)...SIT!
Inuyasha falls on the floor
Inuyasha:GAH!...oh,sorry about turning into a full-
Kagome:(Hugs inuyasha)
Inuyasha:...(hugs back)its okay babe,im sorry as well...and yes,im glad shippo remembers as well...and we do owe him a-
Shippo:its okay,you guys are forgiven.
Kagome:(sighs in releaf)
Inuyasha:heh(gives him a hug)come here ya little rasical.
Shippo:(laughs in joy)
CLICK!
Chihiro:shit!
Master cheif:...(puts his hands up)
Sango was holding a handgun
Sango:kagome?
Kagome:sango?
...
Sango:(laughs and gives her a hug)i cant beleave your're here!
Kagome:how are you here?
Sango:me and my husband somehow ended up here. Also whoever ends up here,becomes part of the exhibit...(points at a cage)like him.
The cheapskate:PLEASE HELP ME!!!!
Kagome:so that means
Grunckle stan came in with a shotgun
Chihiro:uh-oh.
Hiccup:thats not good.
Grunckle stan:I KNOW MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE COPS AND/OR WORK WITH GIBION,NO WAY THE SHACK IS NOT FOR SALE!
Chihiro:we are here for our friend,not to buy
...whatever this is.
Grunckle stan:PLUS I KNEW SANGO LOOKS SPECIOUS! EVEN THAT WERID FIRE FOX THING!
Kirara came up to sango
Sango:(hugs kirara)
Kagome:Kirara is here too?
Sango:and she burned the shack down once...
(Flashback)
[Woods]
The shack was on fire
Sango:...sorry guys.
Mabel:this fire is great for making smores
Dipper:im just speechless..
Pacifica:(wispers to mabel)hopefully we can get naked and get cozy near the fire.
Mabel:(giggles)oh pacifica...
Grunckle stan:oh well. Atleast i still have the blueprints of the shack
(Flashback ended)
[Exsibit room]
Grunckle stan:BUT YOU ARE NOT TAKING THE EXHIBITS,NOW DONT EVEN THINK-(gets knocked out)
Jordi chin:sorry,i got bored.
Miroku:also you guys have been busy since you were in the present i suppose.
Chihiro:names chihiro. Nice to meet you.(contacts the crew)joe-san,contact the rest of the crew,mission is a success,lets head on home
[Mystery shack]
Joe was badily injuried
Chihiro(on voice-com):joe? Joe-san?
???:(picks up the voice-com and breaks it)...
[Exsibit room]
Chihiro:hello?!
Jordi chin:(carrys grunckle stan)i suggest we bring this guy so we can get some awnsers
Astrid:why he's greedy?
Jordi chin:possibly that.
[Mystery shack]
Soos:n-no! Please dont man! I mean no harm!
The cloaked person was coming up to soos,that is until kagome,sango,inuyasha, miroku,chihiro,master cheif,jordi chin,hiccup,and astrid came in
Jordi:what the hell?
Chihiro:(contacts wrench)guys,someone is trying to kill a civilian
Wrench(on voice-com):what?!
Josh(on voice-com):o-oh no...
Horatio(on voice-com):not good...
Then another cloaked person showed up
??? 2:thats enough mister,let the man live....he's not important.
Soos:...like important important or-
??? 2:(takes his hood off)we're here the journals.
Adian(on voice-com):daimen?!
Daimen:(chuckles)i must admit,some of you found a way to get your so called friends back. How do i know this? Well some werid object told me about it...give me your communicator.
Master cheif:...no...
Daimen:now.
Astrid:no.
Hiccup:fine(gives it to him)its all yours. Now let us go.
Daimen:i dont think so.(uses it)i know your there adian.
Adain(on voice-com):how the hell did you-
Daimen:true,i WAS dying in the hospital,but a floating object gave me a chance and we made a deal. Plus for the deal,i call the shots. Also,i didnt get my data because of you.
Adain:the data had-
Daimen:i dont care what it had,i dont even care about the cost of it too. But still adain,you may have shut me out but-
Jordi:(points the gun at him)blah,blah,blah! You talk too mu-(gets stabbed in the chest by a single punch)
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??? 1 was the one who stabbed jordi
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??? 1:(pulls his fist out)...
Daimen:not too shabby.
Mabel:(screams)
Daimen:ill see you all later(walks off)come on
??? 1 followed him
Mabel:...oh my god...
...
Grunckle stan:(gets up)ugh...what the?...(sees astrid)...tour for 10 million bucks?
Mabel:grunckle stan!
Grunckle stan:so...7 billion please?
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[Woods]
...
Daimen walked up to a giant robot
Daimen:...mister galvatron i presume?
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Galvatron:so,your this daimen hawkmoth speaks of...yeeeeees...
Daimen:thats right. And over here is my new partner in crime.
??? 1:(takes his off his cloak to reveal...)
Galvatron:ah,excellent. A rider,havent had work with us in a loooong time...since snotlout was gone,but yeeeeeees.
[Police office]
Grunckle stan:AFTER ALL OF I'VE DONE FOR YOU GUYS-
Astrid:UGH! FOR THE LOVE OF THOR,SHUT UP!
Soos:does that means its my turn to talk?!
Astrid:NO!
Tuffnut:you kept a pig alive...which means your insulting chicken...(cries)
Ruffnut:what is wrong with you?!
Grunckle stan:its a pig,not a chicken.
Waddles:(oniks)
Tuffnut:HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR GOD!
Astird:FOR THE LOVE OF ODAN TUFFNUT,YOUR CHICKEN ISNT A GOD!
Mabel:...can you atleast search for my brother?
[Mystery shack]
Dipper head on in
Dipper:hello?...anyone?...(sighs)good no one is here,even sango,i gotta pack up.
[Dipper and mabels room]
Dipper grabs his things and packs up
...
Dipper:(sighs and leaves a letter)welp,this is it.
[Woods]
Dipper head out and pulls out a belt and puts it on
Dipper:(smiles)i still remember the first time i got this...since i was Chicago for a school trip.
(Flashback,2 years ago)
Dipper:(running away from some of iraqs troops)
Troop #1:GET BACK HERE MOTHERFUCKER!
Troop #2:OR ELSE!
Dipper kept running until he tripped over a rock
Dipper:GAH!(backs up)n-no,please!
Troop #1:heh,iraq cant wait to see this
Troop #2:yeah,no one messes with iraq!
BANG!
Troop #2 got shot
Daimen:you kids are way too cocky,plus your so dumb.
Troop #1:YOU FUCKIN BASTARD!(pulls out a giga memory)
T-REX!
Dipper:AH!
T-rex dopant:(snarls)
Daimen:hey kid!(tosses a case to dipper)
Dipper:huh?(takes a look in the case)
Dipper:what is this?
Daimen:put it together and put it on!
Dipper:well...okay...(does so)
(Pretend dipper is doing what is in the gifs)
Dipper:okay whats next?!
Daimen:grab the phone inside and type 5-5-5
Dipper:(grabs it and dails 555)
STANDING BY
dipper:uh,its making a werid sound,is it a bomb?!
Daimen:raise it in the air,say henshin,and put it in the belt!
Dipper:okay...
Dipper:henshin!
COMPLETE!
Kamen rider faiz(dipper):what the hell?! What is this?!
Daimen:your faiz. Deal with it,now fight that thing.
Kamen rider faiz(dipper):uh...okay?(punches the t-rex dopant)
T-rex dopant:(roars in anger and kicks dipper in the stomach)
Kamen rider faiz:UGH! Ah!(gets beaten up badily)trying to kill me!(gets tossed off)AAAAAAAAH!(lands near a rock)ow!...ugh...
Daimen:oh,i almost forgot,there's many features the phone can do
Kamen rider faiz:like what?!
Daimen:bend the phone!
Kamen rider faiz:o-okay(does so)what now?!
Daimen:enter 1-0-3!
Kamen rider faiz:(enters 1-0-3)
SINGLE MODE!
Kamen rider faiz:WE GET IT! FUNNY PRANK! IM A FUCKING VIRGIN! WE GET IT!
Daimen:(sighs in fustration)just pull the trigger!
The t-rex tried to kill him until
T-rex dopant:GAH!
Kamen rider faiz:woah...this is better than i thought! Anything else?
Daimen:type in 2-7-9!
Kamen rider faiz:alright...(enters 2-7-9)
BURST MODE!
T-rex:GAH!!!!! Oh you motherfucker!
Kamen rider faiz:this is awesome!
Daimen:now then,i suggest you finish this guy off(gives him a sword)use this.
Dipper:woah...(puts part of the phone in the sword)
REDAY!
T-rex:ugh...DIE!!!!(charges towards him)
EXCEED CHARGE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
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Daimen:i would like to help ya.
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Kamen rider faiz:whats the cost?
(Flashback ended)
[Woods]
Dipper:now with this helping me...i could be better.(dails 555)...henshin
STANDING BY!
COMPLETE!
Dipper became faiz then calls daimen
Kamen rider faiz:im reday.
Daimen(on the phone):good. We need you for this important task. Oh,i left you a gift,take a look at your right.
Kamen rider faiz does so and sees a bike
Kamen rider faiz:uh...thanks i guess.
Daimen(on the phone):no problem kid.(hangs up)
Kamen rider faiz:...(gets on the bike and drives off)
[Mystery shack]
Wendy:dipper?...hello?(sees a note)what the?
The note-
Dear everyone
I cant beleave im saying this but...im leaving,now i have many reasons why...but i cant explan them...now look,i want you all to...forget about me and...i gotta go...and wendy...if you're reading this...that goes for me too...
Dipper
...
Wendy starts tearing up and cries a bit
Wendy:d-dipper...im so sorry...i should've never rejected you...(tears up)
Well...that was...something...so...yeah...dipper is faiz now...soooooo...yeah...uh...hehehehehehe...idk anymore...anyways im just gonna go and...work on the mext chapter...maybe...yeah..................
Lost:he just couldnt find a way to-
OH SHUT UP LOST!
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