chapter 16

[Mystery shack]

Inuyasha woke up...and was tied up

Inuyasha:WHAT THE HELL?!

everyone was taking photos of him

Inuyasha:GAH!

Grunckle stan:step right up to see the one and only freak of the year eveybody!

Inuyasha:SERIOUSLY?! THE 21ST CENTURY TOO?!

Grunckle stan:shut up,your making me rich!

Inuyasha:GREEDY BASTARD!(breaks free)Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!(gets caught in another trap)GAH! What the?!

Grunckle stan:HA! he got caught! That will be 800 dollars per photo everyone!

Everyone was tossing money

Inuyasha:how did i even end up here?!...wait...no...it happened again didnt it?!

[Dipper and mabel]

Dipper:(sighs)

Mabel:dipper,is anything okay?

Dipper:...its nothing mabel,im just...a little down...kind of...

Mabel:kind of?

Dipper:(sighs)yeah...i dont know anymore.

Mabel:you in love with wendy?

Dipper:yeah but-

Mabel:look bro,you have to do it right this time cuz-

Dipper:LOOK,ALL I KNOW IS THAT IM GONNA GET REJECTED! END OF STORY! ...i need to be alone.(walks off)

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Mabel:dipper...

[Woods]

Dipper:(sighs and walks off)my own life,leading up to this,true i may have defeated bill but everything was treating me unfair,my parents only pay attention to mabel which not my problem,Mabel and Pacifica are dating which i support,but being bullied,rejected on prom,and being the victuim towards anything possible. SO AM I DESTINED TO BE LIKE THIS?! HUH?! TELL ME WORLD?! AM I SUPPOSED TO BE TORTURED?!

???:you and me both kid

Dipper looked behind and sees inuyasha

Dipper:AH!

THUNDER!

Dipper:how did you-

Inuyasha:super human strength,plus that guy with the werid hat made alot of traps.

Dipper:you mean grunckle stan?

Inuyasha:seesh,werid name.

Dipper:yeah,dont tell anyone im here.

Inuyasha:not my problem kid.(walks off and gets caught)GAH!

...

Inuyasha:seriously?!

Dipper:(sighs and walks)

Inuyasha:HEY! GET BACK HERE AND GET ME DOWN YOU JERK!

???:so,you happened to be trapped just like me huh inuyasha?

Inuyasha:miroku?! Your trapped here too?!

Miroku:i knew why you and kagome ran away,surprised you changed history and-

Inuyasha:we get it,your upset you didnt get to be with sango!

Miroku:(laughs)wrong,my wife's memories are restored as well as my own,we knew where we are and we got married. As for kids? Well we are gonna plan that soon.

Inuyasha:what about the others?

Miroku:shippo got worried after his memories got restored,too bad he's now part of the exhibit.

Inuyasha:(growls)SERIOUSLY?! FIRST MY WIFE,NOW MY ADOPTED SON?!

(What? i watched a few comic dubs...some of them are canon to me.)

Miroku:along with my beautiful sango. SHE IS FORCED TO BE PART OF THIS GRUNCKLE STAN BUSINESS!

Dipper:its the mystery shack and all she does is guiding everyone on tour.

Inuyasha:and we end up becoming the freaks of the shack's attraction.

Dipper:(sighs)just dont follow me.

Miroku:cut us down please.

Dipper:no.(walks off)

Inuyasha:SERIOUSLY?! YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE US HERE?!

[Police office]

Kagome:WHERE IS HE?!

Snotlout:you think i have this energon megatron was talking to me awhile back.

Dinobot:(growls and takes the energon that snotlout was hiding)you were saying?

Rhinox:(takes it from dinobot)this energon is a bit more advanced than i thought.

Kagome:i ment inuyasha,not this STUPID CYSTAL SHAPED OBJECT(knocks it out of rhinox's hands which causes it to break and fire at silverbolt and armorhide)

Silverbolt:(screams in agony)

Armorhide:(screams in agony)

Lio primal:ARMORHIDE!

Blackrincia:SILVERBOLT!

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Silverbolt and armorhide fainted

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Kagome:...what have i done?

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Snotlout:now since thats over can i go now?

Toothless growled at him

Snotlout:AH!

Rick:not until we find mr.haif demon and haif human guy.

Hiccup:where is inuyasha?

Heather:awnser now,or else.

Windsher:(growls at snotlout)

Snotlout:I DONT KNOW WHERE! HE JUST RAN OFF!

Shippo:(runs inside)

Kagome:...shippo?

Shippo:kagome,Your remembered!

Dinobot:WHAT IS THAT?! A MAXIMAL IMPOSTOR?!

Lio primal:dinobot...stand down.

Dinobot:(snarls and puts his weapons away)

Snotlout:(shivers in fear)

Tuffnut:tell us where the haif demon is!

Ruffnut:or else you start singing like a carnary,or we do!

Ian:please dont...last time i hear you guys sing,i had to yell at the top of my lungs!

Anthony:and i,had to bang my own head and cry in shame!

Lori:which almost caused my own ears to bleed.

Tuffnut and ruffnut started singing like canaries

Ian:UGH!!!! YOU GUYS ARE WORST THAN PANDORA!

Shippo:wait,did you say haif demon?

Tuffnut:yeah,we are trying to make sure we start singing. And i forgot the guys name

Shippo:wait...you mean inuyasha?

Tuffnut:yes thats the name! Now we shapp sing

Lori:the only thing your singing is how to shut up!

Hiccup:please dont.

Shippo:I KNOW WHERE INUYASHA IS!

Kagome:wait...for real?

[Mystery shack]

A car drove up

[Car]

Master cheif,hiccup,and asteid were gearing up

Chihiro:theres innocent people here. So keep the guns in the car

Master cheif:very well

Hiccup:what about our swords and such?

Kagome:still in the car

Astrid:UGH! SERIOUSLY?!

Hiccup:woah,woah,astrid calm down(contacts the others)anyone else reday?

[Comicron 1]

90s dude:im here for support dude.

[Car]

Hiccup:phelous? Marzgurl? Angry joe?

[Mystery shack]

Angry joe(disgusied as a tourest):here.

Phelous(disgusied as chucky)here.

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Angry joe:seriously?

Phelous:if chucky dies so do i!

[Car]

Hiccup:fishlegs? Usagi? Ami?

[Bus]

Fishlegs was on the bus in the drivers seat

Fishlegs:here.

Ami:roger.

[Car]

Hiccup:anyone else?

Nostalgia critic(on voice-com):here.

Momoru(on voice-com):here.

Linkara(on voice-com):here.

Harvey(on voice-com):here.

Hiccup:alright,remember the plan.(heads outside)

[Woods]

Master cheif,Astrid,and hiccup went inside the mystry shack

[Mystery shack]

Jordi(on voice-com):uh...do i get to kill him? cuz im getting bored.

Hiccup:no.

Shippo(on voice-com):no,we cant do that

Wrench(on voice-com):I AGREE! LETS KILL HIM!

Stoick(on voice-com):NO!

Wrench(on voice-com):aw...

Hiccup:thanks for yelling in the ear,dad...

Stoick(on voice-com):sorry son.

Marcus(on voice-com):oh come on man just do what we have to do.

Grunckle stan:welcome to the mystery shack! Would you like 4 t-shirts for just 800 dollars?

Hiccup:no.

Astrid:bad math

Grunckle stan:just take the deal.

Master cheif:...no...

Grunckle stan:ooooooh,your're here for the tour,that will be 1,000 bucks

Soos:its okay,its on the house dudes.

Grunckle stan:soos,dont ruin this. Wait,wheres dipper?

Soos:i dont know,i havent seen him since yesterday.

Grunckle stan:huh,werid. Anyway's tour? 2,000 bucks.

Astrid:(kicks him in the stomach)

Grunckle stan:AGH!

Astrid:greedy peice of shit.

Grunckle stan:ugh...

Hiccup:yeah...dont ask for too much money next time

Grunckle stan:(weakly)3,000 dollars?

Hiccup:hon?

Astrid:(nods and kicks grunckle stan in the nuts)

Grunckle stan:AGH! Ow...4,000?

Astrid:LOWER YOUR PRICES!(kicks him in the nuts)

Grunckle stan:AGH! Okay! Okay!...a billion dollars!

Astrid:(growls in anger)

Soos:(kicks grunckle stan in the stomach)

Grunckle stan:GAH!

Soos:sorry stan,everyone is doing it!

Grunckle stan:ITS JUST THEM DOING IT!

Chihiro and kagome went inside

Sango saw them while working on the register

Sango:hey! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO GO THERE!(runs off)

Grunckle stan:AVENGE MY BALLS AND GET PAYED 5 TIMES THAN YOUR NORMAL AMMOUNT!

Sango:HELL NO!

Grunckle stan:eh,i was gonna fire her anyway

Mabel:aw,what? She was a good employee just like soos!

Grunckle stan:(sighs in dissapointment)

[Exsibit room]

Kagome:Inuyasha?! Inuyasha?!

Chihiro:hello?! This is the police!

Shippo:inuyasha?! Hello?!

Chihiro:(sees writting)say...sit?

Kagome:(sighs in releaf)...SIT!

Inuyasha falls on the floor

Inuyasha:GAH!...oh,sorry about turning into a full-

Kagome:(Hugs inuyasha)

Inuyasha:...(hugs back)its okay babe,im sorry as well...and yes,im glad shippo remembers as well...and we do owe him a-

Shippo:its okay,you guys are forgiven.

Kagome:(sighs in releaf)

Inuyasha:heh(gives him a hug)come here ya little rasical.

Shippo:(laughs in joy)

CLICK!

Chihiro:shit!

Master cheif:...(puts his hands up)

Sango was holding a handgun

Sango:kagome?

Kagome:sango?

...

Sango:(laughs and gives her a hug)i cant beleave your're here!

Kagome:how are you here?

Sango:me and my husband somehow ended up here. Also whoever ends up here,becomes part of the exhibit...(points at a cage)like him.

The cheapskate:PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

Kagome:so that means

Grunckle stan came in with a shotgun

Chihiro:uh-oh.

Hiccup:thats not good.

Grunckle stan:I KNOW MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE COPS AND/OR WORK WITH GIBION,NO WAY THE SHACK IS NOT FOR SALE!

Chihiro:we are here for our friend,not to buy
...whatever this is.

Grunckle stan:PLUS I KNEW SANGO LOOKS SPECIOUS! EVEN THAT WERID FIRE FOX THING!

Kirara came up to sango

Sango:(hugs kirara)

Kagome:Kirara is here too?

Sango:and she burned the shack down once...

(Flashback)

[Woods]

The shack was on fire

Sango:...sorry guys.

Mabel:this fire is great for making smores

Dipper:im just speechless..

Pacifica:(wispers to mabel)hopefully we can get naked and get cozy near the fire.

Mabel:(giggles)oh pacifica...

Grunckle stan:oh well. Atleast i still have the blueprints of the shack

(Flashback ended)

[Exsibit room]

Grunckle stan:BUT YOU ARE NOT TAKING THE EXHIBITS,NOW DONT EVEN THINK-(gets knocked out)

Jordi chin:sorry,i got bored.

Miroku:also you guys have been busy since you were in the present i suppose.

Chihiro:names chihiro. Nice to meet you.(contacts the crew)joe-san,contact the rest of the crew,mission is a success,lets head on home

[Mystery shack]

Joe was badily injuried

Chihiro(on voice-com):joe? Joe-san?

???:(picks up the voice-com and breaks it)...

[Exsibit room]

Chihiro:hello?!

Jordi chin:(carrys grunckle stan)i suggest we bring this guy so we can get some awnsers

Astrid:why he's greedy?

Jordi chin:possibly that.

[Mystery shack]

Soos:n-no! Please dont man! I mean no harm!

The cloaked person was coming up to soos,that is until kagome,sango,inuyasha, miroku,chihiro,master cheif,jordi chin,hiccup,and astrid came in

Jordi:what the hell?

Chihiro:(contacts wrench)guys,someone is trying to kill a civilian

Wrench(on voice-com):what?!

Josh(on voice-com):o-oh no...

Horatio(on voice-com):not good...

Then another cloaked person showed up

??? 2:thats enough mister,let the man live....he's not important.

Soos:...like important important or-

??? 2:(takes his hood off)we're here the journals.

Adian(on voice-com):daimen?!

Daimen:(chuckles)i must admit,some of you found a way to get your so called friends back. How do i know this? Well some werid object told me about it...give me your communicator.

Master cheif:...no...

Daimen:now.

Astrid:no.

Hiccup:fine(gives it to him)its all yours. Now let us go.

Daimen:i dont think so.(uses it)i know your there adian.

Adain(on voice-com):how the hell did you-

Daimen:true,i WAS dying in the hospital,but a floating object gave me a chance and we made a deal. Plus for the deal,i call the shots. Also,i didnt get my data because of you.

Adain:the data had-

Daimen:i dont care what it had,i dont even care about the cost of it too. But still adain,you may have shut me out but-

Jordi:(points the gun at him)blah,blah,blah! You talk too mu-(gets stabbed in the chest by a single punch)

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??? 1 was the one who stabbed jordi

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??? 1:(pulls his fist out)...

Daimen:not too shabby.

Mabel:(screams)

Daimen:ill see you all later(walks off)come on

??? 1 followed him

Mabel:...oh my god...

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Grunckle stan:(gets up)ugh...what the?...(sees astrid)...tour for 10 million bucks?

Mabel:grunckle stan!

Grunckle stan:so...7 billion please?

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[Woods]

...

Daimen walked up to a giant robot

Daimen:...mister galvatron i presume?

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Galvatron:so,your this daimen hawkmoth speaks of...yeeeeees...

Daimen:thats right. And over here is my new partner in crime.

??? 1:(takes his off his cloak to reveal...)

Galvatron:ah,excellent. A rider,havent had work with us in a loooong time...since snotlout was gone,but yeeeeeees.

[Police office]

Grunckle stan:AFTER ALL OF I'VE DONE FOR YOU GUYS-

Astrid:UGH! FOR THE LOVE OF THOR,SHUT UP!

Soos:does that means its my turn to talk?!

Astrid:NO!

Tuffnut:you kept a pig alive...which means your insulting chicken...(cries)

Ruffnut:what is wrong with you?!

Grunckle stan:its a pig,not a chicken.

Waddles:(oniks)

Tuffnut:HOW DARE YOU INSULT OUR GOD!

Astird:FOR THE LOVE OF ODAN TUFFNUT,YOUR CHICKEN ISNT A GOD!

Mabel:...can you atleast search for my brother?

[Mystery shack]

Dipper head on in

Dipper:hello?...anyone?...(sighs)good no one is here,even sango,i gotta pack up.

[Dipper and mabels room]

Dipper grabs his things and packs up

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Dipper:(sighs and leaves a letter)welp,this is it.

[Woods]

Dipper head out and pulls out a belt and puts it on

Dipper:(smiles)i still remember the first time i got this...since i was Chicago for a school trip.

(Flashback,2 years ago)

Dipper:(running away from some of iraqs troops)

Troop #1:GET BACK HERE MOTHERFUCKER!

Troop #2:OR ELSE!

Dipper kept running until he tripped over a rock

Dipper:GAH!(backs up)n-no,please!

Troop #1:heh,iraq cant wait to see this

Troop #2:yeah,no one messes with iraq!

BANG!

Troop #2 got shot

Daimen:you kids are way too cocky,plus your so dumb.

Troop #1:YOU FUCKIN BASTARD!(pulls out a giga memory)

T-REX!

Dipper:AH!

T-rex dopant:(snarls)

Daimen:hey kid!(tosses a case to dipper)

Dipper:huh?(takes a look in the case)

Dipper:what is this?

Daimen:put it together and put it on!

Dipper:well...okay...(does so)

(Pretend dipper is doing what is in the gifs)


Dipper:okay whats next?!

Daimen:grab the phone inside and type 5-5-5

Dipper:(grabs it and dails 555)

STANDING BY

dipper:uh,its making a werid sound,is it a bomb?!

Daimen:raise it in the air,say henshin,and put it in the belt!

Dipper:okay...

Dipper:henshin!

COMPLETE!

Kamen rider faiz(dipper):what the hell?! What is this?!

Daimen:your faiz. Deal with it,now fight that thing.

Kamen rider faiz(dipper):uh...okay?(punches the t-rex dopant)

T-rex dopant:(roars in anger and kicks dipper in the stomach)

Kamen rider faiz:UGH! Ah!(gets beaten up badily)trying to kill me!(gets tossed off)AAAAAAAAH!(lands near a rock)ow!...ugh...

Daimen:oh,i almost forgot,there's many features the phone can do

Kamen rider faiz:like what?!

Daimen:bend the phone!

Kamen rider faiz:o-okay(does so)what now?!

Daimen:enter 1-0-3!

Kamen rider faiz:(enters 1-0-3)

SINGLE MODE!

Kamen rider faiz:WE GET IT! FUNNY PRANK! IM A FUCKING VIRGIN! WE GET IT!

Daimen:(sighs in fustration)just pull the trigger!

The t-rex tried to kill him until

T-rex dopant:GAH!

Kamen rider faiz:woah...this is better than i thought! Anything else?

Daimen:type in 2-7-9!

Kamen rider faiz:alright...(enters 2-7-9)

BURST MODE!

T-rex:GAH!!!!! Oh you motherfucker!

Kamen rider faiz:this is awesome!

Daimen:now then,i suggest you finish this guy off(gives him a sword)use this.

Dipper:woah...(puts part of the phone in the sword)

REDAY!

T-rex:ugh...DIE!!!!(charges towards him)

EXCEED CHARGE!

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

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Daimen:i would like to help ya.

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Kamen rider faiz:whats the cost?

(Flashback ended)

[Woods]

Dipper:now with this helping me...i could be better.(dails 555)...henshin

STANDING BY!

COMPLETE!

Dipper became faiz then calls daimen

Kamen rider faiz:im reday.

Daimen(on the phone):good. We need you for this important task. Oh,i left you a gift,take a look at your right.

Kamen rider faiz does so and sees a bike

Kamen rider faiz:uh...thanks i guess.

Daimen(on the phone):no problem kid.(hangs up)

Kamen rider faiz:...(gets on the bike and drives off)

[Mystery shack]

Wendy:dipper?...hello?(sees a note)what the?

The note-

Dear everyone

I cant beleave im saying this but...im leaving,now i have many reasons why...but i cant explan them...now look,i want you all to...forget about me and...i gotta go...and wendy...if you're reading this...that goes for me too...

Dipper

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Wendy starts tearing up and cries a bit

Wendy:d-dipper...im so sorry...i should've never rejected you...(tears up)

Well...that was...something...so...yeah...dipper is faiz now...soooooo...yeah...uh...hehehehehehe...idk anymore...anyways im just gonna go and...work on the mext chapter...maybe...yeah..................

Lost:he just couldnt find a way to-

OH SHUT UP LOST!

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