chapter 12
Rick:(playing arround with the cords of the guitar)
Morty:uh,rick,why are we making a song?
Rick:for the end of the flim
Morty:what flim?!
Pidge came in
Pidge:oh,sorry i didnt know you were.
Rick:its fine,also make sure you dont slip on any banana peels,im dealing an cybernetic monkey who can make pranks
Pidge:oh,its fine,i was just(slips on a banana peel)woaaaaah!(falls on morty)
Morty:AGH!...ow...
...
Pidge was on top of morty
Morty:oh,uh...s-sorry.
Pidge:no,no,i-its fine. Really.
Morty:uuuuuh...
Rick:damn it morty,what did i tell you about the cybernetic monkey?!
Cyber monkey:(goes crazy and was on bezes head trying to kill him)
Beze:HE'S ON MY HEAD! HE'S ON MY HEAD!
Rick:god damn it.(runs off)
Pidge:is he always like this?
Morty:this is heathly,trust me.
BEEP! BEEP!
[Atlis-control room]
Shiro:its the diamons saint. Prepare for transformation sequence.
[Space]
The diamond saint was using his own robot
Diamond saint:(laughs evily)
The lions arrived
[Black lion]
Keith:alright palidans,form voltron!
[Space]
The diamond saint(in his gundam):(chuckles evily)you will all die here.
Voltron and the atlis got reday to fight
The diamond saint:(chuckles then was interupted by chase who was in his own robot)what the?!
[Gundam]
Inuyasha was inside
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):i will handle this.
[Green lion]
Pidge:uh,guys...i think we found inuyasha on the way.
[The atlis]
Shiro:focas fire on the diamond saint.
[Space]
Imuyasha(controlled by Chase):(shoves the diamond saint off and kills him)
Diamond saint:GAH!
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):hmph.(destorys him)
...
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):he is not part of this.(defeats the atlis with all of his missles)
BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
[The atlis]
Everyone in the ship:AAAAAAAAGH!!!
[Space]
Voltron saw this
...
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):fight me...the winner shall live...and the loser shall die.
[Red lion]
Lance:seesh. This guy must be depressed
[Black lion]
Keith:hunk,soilder cannon!
[Space]
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):(uses some wires to trap voltron)without...(electrocutes them)the lions.
[All lions]
The palidans:AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
[Chase gundam]
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):(to the computer)crash land and self distruct.
[Space]
Chase's gundam flew off and crash lands with voltron then inuyasha got off and the gundum exploded but the lions were fine
...
[Black lion]
Keith:my loin is offline.
[Yellow lion]
Hunk:mine too!
[Earth]
BREAK UP!
Chase:...palidans of voltron,you must fight me without your lions.
...
TUNE! RHINO!
SUPER! BREAK UP!
The palidans got out of their lions
Keith:let inuyasha go.
Chase:he didnt even finish his tests!(charges towards the palidans)
GUN!
PHEW! PHEW! PHEW!
Lance and aulra blocked the attacks
Hunk:(fires back)RAAAAAAAGH!!!!
BLADE!
SLICE! SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
Chase defeated lance,allura,pidge,and hunk
...
Chase:now...we fight...paldain of the black lion.
Keith:...bring it!
Chase:(charges toward him)
SLICE!
GUN!
PHEW! PHEW! PHEW!
BLADE!
SLICE! SLICE!
...
SUPER! EXACUTION!
Chase:this is the end.
Keith:(turns his bayonet to a cannon and fires)
Chase:what?
BOOOOOOOM!!!
Inuyasha(controlled by chase):GAH!
Tune rhino is now broken
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):...tch...not bad...paldian...but...(pulls out a mashou driver)
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):tune rhino isnt the only strongest power in the arsenal.(puts it on)
SINGAL BIKE!
RIDER!
Inuyasha(controlled by Chase):henshin.
CHASER!
Keith:what the?!
Kamen rider chaser:i am...kamen rider...chaser.
SHINGO AXE!
Keith fights him again
SLICE! SLASH! SLING!
Kamen rider chase:(charges towards and disarms keith)this is the end.
HISASU!
WAIT!
BEEP(3)! BEEP(2)! BEEP(1)!
GO AHEAD!
BEEEEEEP!
FULL THROUTE! CHASER!
SLICE! SLICE! SLICE!
Keith:GAH!!!!
...
Kamen rider chase:inuyasha pasted the 2nd test...he only has 8 hours left.(walks off)
[Random area]
Lp-0
Beze and bence lost to a shadow duelist
Shadow duelist:(laughs)thanks for both of your rarest cards!(walks off while laughing)
Tamas:bence! Beze!(notice they were dead)...damn it.
[The atlis]
...
Lance:so where are we-
Shiro:rick told us about this place called...the creepu taloon?
[The creepy taloon]
Rick,morty,usagi,momoru,adian pearce,shiro,wrench,pidge,lance,and alura head inside
Usagi:what the hell?
Rick:yep,this place is a sex bar which has fetish that every desires including...
There were two stuffed bears licking each others guts then bitting them gently
Rick:two bears eating each others stomachs sexaully.
Allura:(gags up)
Lance:why would someone do that?!
Rick:its a sex bar with no rules.
Usagi:(sees jordi chin)excuse me. Are you jordi chin?
Jordi chin:(sees usagi)you one of the girls?
Usagi:uh,what?
Jordi chin:part of this striper club?
Usagi:...no.
Jordi chin:eh,kinda figured. When are they ever gonna get here?
Adian pearce:jordi? You've been here this intire time?
Jordi chin:speak of the devil. Adian. Long time no see. Ya here to join some fun? I know a women who can-
Adian:no. Im here because we need your help?
Jordi chin:oh...i see...eh,the ladies can wait. What for?
Aullra:our friend is-
Jordi chin:killing your friend? Woah,thats a little too much...but i like it. Give me details.
Rick:he's haif demon,haif human. If you kill him,we'll pay you 100,000,000 dollars
Morty:what?!
Rick:shiros robot arm to replace yours
Shiro:what?
Jordi chin:ah,i like the deal,what else?
Rick:you also get the lions of voltron
Allura:WHAT?!
Rick:also you get this meeseeks box!
Adian:RICK! Stop. And jordi,we do not want to murder him
Rick:ugh!
Jordi:your no fun.
Adian:(sighs)we need your help,and you are snipping from above
Jordi:im sniping the target
Adian:no!
Rick:yes.
Morty:rick!
Jordi:whats in it for me?
Rick:what im offering
Allura:THE LIONS ARE NOT FOR SALE!
Shiro:along with my robot arm
Morty:AND WE DONT HAVE A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS RICK!
Rick:not in a dimenson where robbing a bank is legal(pulls out his portal gun)
Adian:put it down
Rick:...fine. you guys are no fun anyway.
Jordi chin:so...what are we dealing with?
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