prolouge part 2

[Kitchen]

Orange:(motterboating)

Toothless:(shut up)

Hiccup:toothless said enough.

Orange:(motterboating)

Stormfly:(PLEASE STOP!)

Astrid:your hurting stormflys ears!

Orange:(motterboating)

Pear:SHUT UP!

Orange:(laughs)

Pear:oh god.

Hiccup:pears right orange just please be quiet?

Orange:nah,i prefer doing this!(makes the annoying sound in the world)

Pear:ORANGE!

Orange:(contunes screaming)

Midget apple:stop it orange!

Orange:(contunes screaming)

Grapefruit:knock it off!

Lou the tick:PLEASE STOP!YOUR ALARMING THE ALIENS!

Orange:(laughs)

Grandpa lemon:agh,what is up with you wimper snappers?!i cant even get some-(sleeps)

Linkara:(looks outside)uh...guys?have you noticed a naked man with claws outside lately?

Pear:uh...what?

Linkara:yeah,take a look.

Everyone took a look

Daneboe:what the?

Nostalgia critic:what in the name of iron mans ass is this?!

Linkara:a man naked...with claws.

Midget apple:oh no...that must mean...(screams)ITS THE RAKE!

Orange:what?thats ridiculous!the rake is right there!

Rake(noah grossman):do you have any idea how many leaves are out there?!

Pear:no you idoit!THE rake!

Rake(noah grossman):i am right here!

Lou:not you!THE rake!wake up sheeple!the aliens have found us all!

Daneboe:uh...is that freddy kurger?

Freddy kurger:(waves)

Hiccup:somethings not right.

???:have no fear everyone!

Dr.bananas:with the aid of my favor halciator,we can find out if these guys are reap of if they're just illusions!behold!the genius of dr.bananas!

The machine detected them

Machine:warning!real threats.

Pear:uh...did dr.bananas machine just said they're real?

Hiccup:and whos the guy in silly white mouse costume?

Astrid:and the guy in the hood?

Daneboe:oh no...run,RUN FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!(screams)

Everyone ran away but jeff just made chloe trip over

Chloe:agh!

Jeff:hi there.

Daneboe:NERVILLE!START THE GIANT FURIT CART!

Nerville:(starts it up)EVERYONE GET ON!

Everyone got on and flew away

[Giant Furit cart]

Pear:whew...thank god everyone got on.

Grapefurit:who are those guys?

Orange:and wheres grandpa lemon?

[Kitchen]

Grandpa lemon:(sleeps)

Jeff:(wakes him up)hello.

Grandpa lemon:(screams)

[Giant Furit cart]

Nerville:ah just leave him.hes dead alreday.

Linkara:is anyone else not on the ship?

Max:chloe?CHLOE?!shes not here

Nerville:oh come on!seriously?!an actual person is left behind?!

Daneboe:ugh...do we have to go back?

Nerville:we might.i mean we all have weapons right?

90s dude:DUUUUUDE!LETS BLOW THEM UUUUUP!

BOOM!SPARK!

Nerville:OH NO!WE'RE GOING DOWN!

Everyone screamed and the furit kart crash landed

Nerville:WOAH!man,that uh...that was not what i was exspected...mission accomplished i suppose.

Daneboe:it was oranges fault.

Orange:me?

Lou:YOU ALARMED THE ALIENS!and they shot us down,OR IT COULD BE THE US GOVERMENT!

Orange:that reminds me i havent finished!(makes the most annoying sound in the world)

Hiccup:please stop,your hurting toothless's ears!

Toothlesa:(MY EARS!)

Orange:(keeps screaming)

Midget apple:stop it!

Orange:(keeps screaming)

Grapefruit:Knock it off!

Orange:(laughing)

Midget apple:ugh...wait...wheres mashmellow?!

[Kitchen]

Marshmellow:YAY!I LOVE BEING IN A CAGE!

Chloe:ugh...why am i listing to a marshmellow?

Grandpa lemon:WELL YOU BETTER LISTEN YOUR ELDERS BECAUSE-(sleeps)

[Furit kart]

Nerville:he'll be fine.i mean hes a marshmellow.

Hiccup:look this isnt gonna get us anywhere!nerville how long it will take to fix the cart?

Nerville:i dunno,a couple of hours.maybe longer.

Then 3 people came in


??? 1:STEP AWAY FROM THE SPACE CRAFT!

Pear:agh!what the?

??? 2:OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!

Everyone was being told to leave then ??? 3 burned the place down with a lighter

...

Nerville:maybe alot,lot,longer?

Hiccup:oh by the gods...

Nerville:AND WHY DID YOU 3-

??? 1:(points an axe at him)

Nerville:okay!okay!ill get eaten

??? 3:MEAT!

??? 2:no jack!dont.

Pear:are you people this insane?!you burned the furit cart down!

??? 1:DO YOU WORK FOR RUFFNUT AND TUFFNUT?!

fishlegs:wait...what did you say?

??? 2:dont make is say it aga-

Hiccup:did you mention the two idiots who tried to kill me

Astrid:not to mention who made a command for the chicken thanks to dr.insano

Dr.insano:I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

linkara:and not to mention that they think a chicken is actually a god?

Grapefurit:what?who thinks a chicken can be a god?

Orange:ive may have ridiculous stuff but a chicken god?(laughsl)so funny!

??? 1:okay so your saying-

Hiccup:no we dont.im hiccup haddock and this...is toothless

Toothless:(hi)

Linkara:im linkara champion of earth...well...one of the champions anyway.

??? 1:im ticci toby,leader of the creepypasta rebels.this is jane.

Jane:hello.

Toby:and eyeless jack

Eyeless jack:I NEED MEAT!

Toby:NO MAN!YOUR NOT EATING THEM!

Eyeless jack:...stupid racoon...

Orange:(laughs)

Pear:ugh...

Nerville:and uh...even if you did mistaken us for chicken worshipers then YOU MADE A MISTAKE FOR BLOWING THE FURIT CART!

The furit kart is on fire

Passion furit:seriosuly?the furit cart is on fire?!

Midget apple:yep.

Pear:3 of our members have been kiddnapped and we lost our ship?!

Midget apple:pretty much.

Orange:aw seeds.

Toby:look we can help you guys.

Lou:how can you help us?AND HOW CAN A EYELESS MAN STILL BE BREATHING?!DID THE ALIENS GIVE YOU THESE POWERS?!

Jane:no.we dont know who anyway

Pear:and what if you do if you find him

Toby:if its slender,im gonna rip his head clean off!

(In this verson he knows slendermans ture nature and has decided to rebel against him)

Rick:seriously?slenderman?the guy who was not only in alot of comics,but also 2 video games,a documentary,and a moive?!ugh,fuck him!

Morty:WE GOT TO GET THEM BACK RICK!

Rick:seesh morty!calm the fuck down!

Usagi:and why did you make this team?

Toby:ive started this team when i found out the truth about slenderman,my best friend jack bleaved me,including jane,besides she also hated him for a few reasons...just like why she hates jeff.

Jane:he murdered me!

Toby:oh,right.

Eyeless Jack:meat...give me meat...

Jane and toby:YOUR NOT EATING ANYONE!

Nerville:hes a canibal?

Jane:thanks to that racoon.

Pear:serisouly?!

Shinji:so you want be cured.

Toby:except for me,when im done,ive always dreamed being just like any super hero or vigilante.

Linkara:you can always join me and my crew.

The critic:or me and my intire studio

Toby:im not much of an actor...

Grapefurit:look bro,we dont have time to chit chat.we gotta move!

Toby:alright,alright jeez,okay everyone follow me

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