prolouge part 2
[Kitchen]
Orange:(motterboating)
Toothless:(shut up)
Hiccup:toothless said enough.
Orange:(motterboating)
Stormfly:(PLEASE STOP!)
Astrid:your hurting stormflys ears!
Orange:(motterboating)
Pear:SHUT UP!
Orange:(laughs)
Pear:oh god.
Hiccup:pears right orange just please be quiet?
Orange:nah,i prefer doing this!(makes the annoying sound in the world)
Pear:ORANGE!
Orange:(contunes screaming)
Midget apple:stop it orange!
Orange:(contunes screaming)
Grapefruit:knock it off!
Lou the tick:PLEASE STOP!YOUR ALARMING THE ALIENS!
Orange:(laughs)
Grandpa lemon:agh,what is up with you wimper snappers?!i cant even get some-(sleeps)
Linkara:(looks outside)uh...guys?have you noticed a naked man with claws outside lately?
Pear:uh...what?
Linkara:yeah,take a look.
Everyone took a look
Daneboe:what the?
Nostalgia critic:what in the name of iron mans ass is this?!
Linkara:a man naked...with claws.
Midget apple:oh no...that must mean...(screams)ITS THE RAKE!
Orange:what?thats ridiculous!the rake is right there!
Rake(noah grossman):do you have any idea how many leaves are out there?!
Pear:no you idoit!THE rake!
Rake(noah grossman):i am right here!
Lou:not you!THE rake!wake up sheeple!the aliens have found us all!
Daneboe:uh...is that freddy kurger?
Freddy kurger:(waves)
Hiccup:somethings not right.
???:have no fear everyone!
Dr.bananas:with the aid of my favor halciator,we can find out if these guys are reap of if they're just illusions!behold!the genius of dr.bananas!
The machine detected them
Machine:warning!real threats.
Pear:uh...did dr.bananas machine just said they're real?
Hiccup:and whos the guy in silly white mouse costume?
Astrid:and the guy in the hood?
Daneboe:oh no...run,RUN FAST AS YOU CAN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!(screams)
Everyone ran away but jeff just made chloe trip over
Chloe:agh!
Jeff:hi there.
Daneboe:NERVILLE!START THE GIANT FURIT CART!
Nerville:(starts it up)EVERYONE GET ON!
Everyone got on and flew away
[Giant Furit cart]
Pear:whew...thank god everyone got on.
Grapefurit:who are those guys?
Orange:and wheres grandpa lemon?
[Kitchen]
Grandpa lemon:(sleeps)
Jeff:(wakes him up)hello.
Grandpa lemon:(screams)
[Giant Furit cart]
Nerville:ah just leave him.hes dead alreday.
Linkara:is anyone else not on the ship?
Max:chloe?CHLOE?!shes not here
Nerville:oh come on!seriously?!an actual person is left behind?!
Daneboe:ugh...do we have to go back?
Nerville:we might.i mean we all have weapons right?
90s dude:DUUUUUDE!LETS BLOW THEM UUUUUP!
BOOM!SPARK!
Nerville:OH NO!WE'RE GOING DOWN!
Everyone screamed and the furit kart crash landed
Nerville:WOAH!man,that uh...that was not what i was exspected...mission accomplished i suppose.
Daneboe:it was oranges fault.
Orange:me?
Lou:YOU ALARMED THE ALIENS!and they shot us down,OR IT COULD BE THE US GOVERMENT!
Orange:that reminds me i havent finished!(makes the most annoying sound in the world)
Hiccup:please stop,your hurting toothless's ears!
Toothlesa:(MY EARS!)
Orange:(keeps screaming)
Midget apple:stop it!
Orange:(keeps screaming)
Grapefruit:Knock it off!
Orange:(laughing)
Midget apple:ugh...wait...wheres mashmellow?!
[Kitchen]
Marshmellow:YAY!I LOVE BEING IN A CAGE!
Chloe:ugh...why am i listing to a marshmellow?
Grandpa lemon:WELL YOU BETTER LISTEN YOUR ELDERS BECAUSE-(sleeps)
[Furit kart]
Nerville:he'll be fine.i mean hes a marshmellow.
Hiccup:look this isnt gonna get us anywhere!nerville how long it will take to fix the cart?
Nerville:i dunno,a couple of hours.maybe longer.
Then 3 people came in
??? 1:STEP AWAY FROM THE SPACE CRAFT!
Pear:agh!what the?
??? 2:OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
Everyone was being told to leave then ??? 3 burned the place down with a lighter
...
Nerville:maybe alot,lot,longer?
Hiccup:oh by the gods...
Nerville:AND WHY DID YOU 3-
??? 1:(points an axe at him)
Nerville:okay!okay!ill get eaten
??? 3:MEAT!
??? 2:no jack!dont.
Pear:are you people this insane?!you burned the furit cart down!
??? 1:DO YOU WORK FOR RUFFNUT AND TUFFNUT?!
fishlegs:wait...what did you say?
??? 2:dont make is say it aga-
Hiccup:did you mention the two idiots who tried to kill me
Astrid:not to mention who made a command for the chicken thanks to dr.insano
Dr.insano:I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
linkara:and not to mention that they think a chicken is actually a god?
Grapefurit:what?who thinks a chicken can be a god?
Orange:ive may have ridiculous stuff but a chicken god?(laughsl)so funny!
??? 1:okay so your saying-
Hiccup:no we dont.im hiccup haddock and this...is toothless
Toothless:(hi)
Linkara:im linkara champion of earth...well...one of the champions anyway.
??? 1:im ticci toby,leader of the creepypasta rebels.this is jane.
Jane:hello.
Toby:and eyeless jack
Eyeless jack:I NEED MEAT!
Toby:NO MAN!YOUR NOT EATING THEM!
Eyeless jack:...stupid racoon...
Orange:(laughs)
Pear:ugh...
Nerville:and uh...even if you did mistaken us for chicken worshipers then YOU MADE A MISTAKE FOR BLOWING THE FURIT CART!
The furit kart is on fire
Passion furit:seriosuly?the furit cart is on fire?!
Midget apple:yep.
Pear:3 of our members have been kiddnapped and we lost our ship?!
Midget apple:pretty much.
Orange:aw seeds.
Toby:look we can help you guys.
Lou:how can you help us?AND HOW CAN A EYELESS MAN STILL BE BREATHING?!DID THE ALIENS GIVE YOU THESE POWERS?!
Jane:no.we dont know who anyway
Pear:and what if you do if you find him
Toby:if its slender,im gonna rip his head clean off!
(In this verson he knows slendermans ture nature and has decided to rebel against him)
Rick:seriously?slenderman?the guy who was not only in alot of comics,but also 2 video games,a documentary,and a moive?!ugh,fuck him!
Morty:WE GOT TO GET THEM BACK RICK!
Rick:seesh morty!calm the fuck down!
Usagi:and why did you make this team?
Toby:ive started this team when i found out the truth about slenderman,my best friend jack bleaved me,including jane,besides she also hated him for a few reasons...just like why she hates jeff.
Jane:he murdered me!
Toby:oh,right.
Eyeless Jack:meat...give me meat...
Jane and toby:YOUR NOT EATING ANYONE!
Nerville:hes a canibal?
Jane:thanks to that racoon.
Pear:serisouly?!
Shinji:so you want be cured.
Toby:except for me,when im done,ive always dreamed being just like any super hero or vigilante.
Linkara:you can always join me and my crew.
The critic:or me and my intire studio
Toby:im not much of an actor...
Grapefurit:look bro,we dont have time to chit chat.we gotta move!
Toby:alright,alright jeez,okay everyone follow me
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