chapter 1
[Ruffnut and tuffnuts hideout]
Chloe:(in a cage)THIS FUCKING SUCKS!
Tuffnut:maybe,but we have a BOAR PIT!
Chloe:REALLY?!A BOAR PIT!
Marshmellow:yay!i love boars!
Tuffnut:SILENCE!
Ruffnut:YOUR FRIENDS HAVE KILLED CHICKEN!
Chloe:so your all crazy vegan animal rights people.
Tuffnut:THAT CHICKEN WAS OUR GOD!
Ruffnut:AND YOUR FRIENDS KILLED HIM!
Grandpa lemon:what was that?speak up?
Tuffnut:DO NOT DISGRACE THE CHICKEN!
grandpa lemon:or else w-(sleeps)
Ruffnut:eh,whatever.
Tuffnut:jeff,kurger,kill the talking lemon.
Freddy kurger:(takes the lemon and throws him in the juicer)
Grandpa lemon:(screams)
Tuffnut:HA!HA!
Tuffnut and ruffnut:LOKI!PRAISE THE FALLEN CHICKEN!
...
Jeff:are they always like this?
Freddy kurger:maybe.
[Cabin]
Everyone packed up
Orange:why are we skipping breakfast again?
Pear:WE'RE NOT SKIPPING BREAKFAST!
Toby:we're heading to ihop
Orange:ihop?WOO HOO!
Nerville:alrighty then.lets get some pancakes!
Toby:alright,heres our car
Orange:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pear:woah...is that limmo?
Toby:yep,i won it at a poker game one time.
[Ihop]
Pear:man!these pancakes are really good!
Daneboe:ihop is the best.
Linkara:although these pancakes are good.i prefer waffles.
Jaries:im more of a french toast kinda giy but these pancakes are good!
Eyeless jack:meat...
Toby and Jane:EAT YOUR DAMN PANCAKES!
Orange:soooooo...why are we at ihop again?
Toby:to discuss about how to stop jeff
Daneboe:wait,you mean the guy with the hoodie?
Toby:yep.
Linkara:so how do we stop jeff?
[Road]
Hiccup,astird,fishlegs,and heather were following toby
Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEENDS!
Pear:STOP IT ORANGE!
Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEENDS!
Grapefruit:knock it off pun for brains!
Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEEENDS!
Nerville:ORANGE BE QUIET!
Orange:(laughs)
Grpaefuirt:ugh...
[Scp faldation]
Toby:here we are.welcome to the scp faldation
Lou:THE SCP FALDATION!EVERYONE PUT YOUR TINFOIL HATS ON!
Daneboe:lou,calm down.the scp faldation is just like make a wish faldation
Lou:JUST,LIKE,MAKE A WISH FALDATION?!ill keep my tinfoil hat on,thank you very much!
Daneboe:ya know(pulls out his phone)maybe we should take selife.
Lou took his phone
Daneboe:HEY!
Lou:EVERYONE!THROW YOUR PHONES IN THIS VAT OF ACID RIGHT NOW!(throws danes phone into a vat of acid)THIS FALDATION IS LISTENING THROUGH OUR PHONES!
Pear:ugh...
Hiccup:i dont have my phone on me
Astrid:neither do i
Scp soilder:halt!get out of there now!
Toby:i need to see the wolf.
(THE WOLF WINS!)
Scp soilder:sorry buddy,cant do.
Dr.bananas:greetings fello troops(shows then his scp badge)i so happen to work for you guys.
Scp soilder:oh...sorry sir.come on right in.
Dr.bananas:thank you fello soilder.(walks off)
Everyone went inside
[Scp prison cells]
90s dude:DUDE!HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PRISON CELL?!
Harvey:look we need to find the wolf.any idea where he can be?
Astrid:(sees a "the rake rip off")what the?
Astrid:WHAT THE?!
Midget apple:AH!(piddles)
Linkara:(looks at the next cell)
Scp-862(played by jovenshire):what are you looking at?!
Linkara:uh...nothing.have a good day sir.
Scp-862:fuck you too.
Hiccup:(finds the plauge doctor)
Plauge doctor:you look hurt.
Hiccup:no i dont.
Orange:HEY!HEY MESKTO FACE!HEY!
Plauge doctor:i beg your pardon?
Orange:HEY MESKTO FACE!HEY!
Plauge doctor:yes?
Orange:do you suck blood?if so does that make you a weremeskto?(laughs)
Plauge doctor:i dont suck blood,i am the plauge doctor.
Orange:oh,you wanna hear a song?THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEENDS!
Hiccup:SERIOUSLY?!
Pear:orange!
Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEENDS!(laughs)
Grapefurit:UGH!now im never gonna get that out of my head!
Orange:(laughs)
Pear:(groans)
Orange:what?too soon?
BARK!BARK!
Nude dude:uh,guys?did you hear something?
Captain obvious:THAT WAS A WOLF!
pear:thank you Captain obvious.
Rick:everyone get back!(pulls out his gun)
...
Toby:hey boy
The wolf came up to tony and lets toby pet him
Toby:whos a good boy?you are.yes you are!
Nude dude:woah...you tammed this wolf?(gets eaten)GAH!
Pear:i am not cleaning that up!
Orange:(laughs)
Fishlegs:must you laugh at everything?!
Orange:not everything makes me laugh.
Pear:oh really?
Fishlegs:well explan why you laughed at that!
Orange:oh come on!nude dude just got eaten.whats not so funny about it?
Pear:ugh...
Dr.bananas:i am not gonna fight about this.
Grapefurit:alright,lets just get that wolf,out if its cage!
Hiccup:are you sure its a good idea?
Grapefurit:oh come on!its tobys own wolf why is that a bad idea?
Midget apple:ITS BECAUSE IT JUST KILLED NUDE DUDE!
Toby freed the wolf
Toby:you reday boy?
The wolf:woof!
ALRIGHT!VOTING TIME!
Im also calling DarkDragon2486,Desertstorm272,Empress__of__Hell,Gin3310,Ironprime100,RathsBone96,machito96,MiraculousKamen,Infinitetheedge,and SonicKev101,and Zume11 out!
Now,this time,its all random!so tell me who to add!
The scream guy
Bill chiper
Nemesis
Bowser
...
Thats all i got.i dont wanna give out whats next,but this for the next story AND!there will be 2 winners!2 i say!2!i bid you fellwell for now
...
Bill:IM WINNING!
Bowser:NO IT WILL BE ME!
Scream:(drinks a beer)im too drunk to know whats going on!
Nemesis:(shurgs)
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