chapter 1

[Ruffnut and tuffnuts hideout]

Chloe:(in a cage)THIS FUCKING SUCKS!

Tuffnut:maybe,but we have a BOAR PIT!

Chloe:REALLY?!A BOAR PIT!

Marshmellow:yay!i love boars!

Tuffnut:SILENCE!

Ruffnut:YOUR FRIENDS HAVE KILLED CHICKEN!

Chloe:so your all crazy vegan animal rights people.

Tuffnut:THAT CHICKEN WAS OUR GOD!

Ruffnut:AND YOUR FRIENDS KILLED HIM!

Grandpa lemon:what was that?speak up?

Tuffnut:DO NOT DISGRACE THE CHICKEN!

grandpa lemon:or else w-(sleeps)

Ruffnut:eh,whatever.

Tuffnut:jeff,kurger,kill the talking lemon.

Freddy kurger:(takes the lemon and throws him in the juicer)

Grandpa lemon:(screams)

Tuffnut:HA!HA!

Tuffnut and ruffnut:LOKI!PRAISE THE FALLEN CHICKEN!

...

Jeff:are they always like this?

Freddy kurger:maybe.

[Cabin]

Everyone packed up

Orange:why are we skipping breakfast again?

Pear:WE'RE NOT SKIPPING BREAKFAST!

Toby:we're heading to ihop

Orange:ihop?WOO HOO!

Nerville:alrighty then.lets get some pancakes!

Toby:alright,heres our car

Orange:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pear:woah...is that limmo?

Toby:yep,i won it at a poker game one time.

[Ihop]

Pear:man!these pancakes are really good!

Daneboe:ihop is the best.

Linkara:although these pancakes are good.i prefer waffles.

Jaries:im more of a french toast kinda giy but these pancakes are good!

Eyeless jack:meat...

Toby and Jane:EAT YOUR DAMN PANCAKES!

Orange:soooooo...why are we at ihop again?

Toby:to discuss about how to stop jeff

Daneboe:wait,you mean the guy with the hoodie?

Toby:yep.

Linkara:so how do we stop jeff?

[Road]

Hiccup,astird,fishlegs,and heather were following toby

Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEENDS!

Pear:STOP IT ORANGE!

Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEENDS!

Grapefruit:knock it off pun for brains!

Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEEENDS!

Nerville:ORANGE BE QUIET!

Orange:(laughs)

Grpaefuirt:ugh...

[Scp faldation]

Toby:here we are.welcome to the scp faldation

Lou:THE SCP FALDATION!EVERYONE PUT YOUR TINFOIL HATS ON!

Daneboe:lou,calm down.the scp faldation is just like make a wish faldation

Lou:JUST,LIKE,MAKE A WISH FALDATION?!ill keep my tinfoil hat on,thank you very much!

Daneboe:ya know(pulls out his phone)maybe we should take selife.

Lou took his phone

Daneboe:HEY!

Lou:EVERYONE!THROW YOUR PHONES IN THIS VAT OF ACID RIGHT NOW!(throws danes phone into a vat of acid)THIS FALDATION IS LISTENING THROUGH OUR PHONES!

Pear:ugh...

Hiccup:i dont have my phone on me

Astrid:neither do i

Scp soilder:halt!get out of there now!

Toby:i need to see the wolf.

(THE WOLF WINS!)

Scp soilder:sorry buddy,cant do.

Dr.bananas:greetings fello troops(shows then his scp badge)i so happen to work for you guys.

Scp soilder:oh...sorry sir.come on right in.

Dr.bananas:thank you fello soilder.(walks off)

Everyone went inside

[Scp prison cells]

90s dude:DUDE!HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PRISON CELL?!

Harvey:look we need to find the wolf.any idea where he can be?

Astrid:(sees a "the rake rip off")what the?

Astrid:WHAT THE?!

Midget apple:AH!(piddles)

Linkara:(looks at the next cell)

Scp-862(played by jovenshire):what are you looking at?!

Linkara:uh...nothing.have a good day sir.

Scp-862:fuck you too.

Hiccup:(finds the plauge doctor)

Plauge doctor:you look hurt.

Hiccup:no i dont.

Orange:HEY!HEY MESKTO FACE!HEY!

Plauge doctor:i beg your pardon?

Orange:HEY MESKTO FACE!HEY!

Plauge doctor:yes?

Orange:do you suck blood?if so does that make you a weremeskto?(laughs)

Plauge doctor:i dont suck blood,i am the plauge doctor.

Orange:oh,you wanna hear a song?THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEENDS!

Hiccup:SERIOUSLY?!

Pear:orange!

Orange:THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER EEEEEEEENDS!(laughs)

Grapefurit:UGH!now im never gonna get that out of my head!

Orange:(laughs)

Pear:(groans)

Orange:what?too soon?

BARK!BARK!

Nude dude:uh,guys?did you hear something?

Captain obvious:THAT WAS A WOLF!

pear:thank you Captain obvious.

Rick:everyone get back!(pulls out his gun)

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Toby:hey boy

The wolf came up to tony and lets toby pet him

Toby:whos a good boy?you are.yes you are!

Nude dude:woah...you tammed this wolf?(gets eaten)GAH!

Pear:i am not cleaning that up!

Orange:(laughs)

Fishlegs:must you laugh at everything?!

Orange:not everything makes me laugh.

Pear:oh really?

Fishlegs:well explan why you laughed at that!

Orange:oh come on!nude dude just got eaten.whats not so funny about it?

Pear:ugh...

Dr.bananas:i am not gonna fight about this.

Grapefurit:alright,lets just get that wolf,out if its cage!

Hiccup:are you sure its a good idea?

Grapefurit:oh come on!its tobys own wolf why is that a bad idea?

Midget apple:ITS BECAUSE IT JUST KILLED NUDE DUDE!

Toby freed the wolf

Toby:you reday boy?

The wolf:woof!

ALRIGHT!VOTING TIME!

Im also calling DarkDragon2486,Desertstorm272,Empress__of__Hell,Gin3310,Ironprime100,RathsBone96,machito96,MiraculousKamen,Infinitetheedge,and SonicKev101,and Zume11 out!

Now,this time,its all random!so tell me who to add!

The scream guy

Bill chiper

Nemesis

Bowser

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Thats all i got.i dont wanna give out whats next,but this for the next story AND!there will be 2 winners!2 i say!2!i bid you fellwell for now

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Bill:IM WINNING!

Bowser:NO IT WILL BE ME!

Scream:(drinks a beer)im too drunk to know whats going on!

Nemesis:(shurgs)

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