Location: Creation Hill Zone - Somewhere in the Green Hill Zones

Date: September 10, 2022

Time: 12:00 PM

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It all started somewhere around the Creation Hill Zones that is right next to the Green Hill Zones, we see a young F/c bear named Y/n L/n, who recently retired from the military and moved here from Happy Tree Village to start a new life. Right now, he just finished unpacking all of his stuff into his new house and decided to go explore around the Creation Hill Zones by himself to pass the time after moving into his new house.

Y/n: (Takes a deep breath and exhales) Finally, I finished moving into my new home and I'm now ready to go exploring. Wonder what kind of adventure will happen today?

So, he ran down the path in "Super Sonic" speed to find some "adventure" today to pass the time after a long day moving into his new house.

Location: Somewhere in the Green Hill Zones

As we cut over to the Green Hill Zones, we see the "Blue Blur" aka Sonic the Hedgehog taking a nap on the beach until he was being watched by Dr. Eggman and his robot sidekick, Orbot as the evil villain had an evil plan to take down Sonic the Hedgehog.

Orbot: Why are you smiling boss?

Eggman: (Laughs Evilly) Because I, the Great and Genius Dr. Eggman have created an invention to destroy that pesky hedgehog!

Orbot: An invention? May I see it please?

Eggman then smiles evilly before bringing out his latest invention to Orbot.

Eggman: BEHOLD!!! The Portal Gun!

That caused Orbot to collapse in shock to see such an amazing invention as Eggman explains how the Portal Gun works.

Eggman: This gun has the power to make any portal to any place you set it to!

Orbot: How do you plan to use it on Sonic?

Eggman: Well, this gun will be set to the bottom of the ocean since that little rodent doesn't know how to swim!!!

Orbot: Hmmm....that plan might actually work!

Eggman: Glad you agree. (Gives Orbot the Portal Gun) Now...set it up while I do my victory dance.

Orbot: Wait what?!

Then as Eggman started doing his victory dance, thinking about celebrating once Sonic meets his demise by drowning in the middle of the ocean due to his inability to swim as Orbot sets the Portal Gun on the ground and there are two settings on the Portal Gun that are labeled, "Bottom of the Ocean" and "Not Bottom of the Ocean" as Orbot is having a nervous breakdown on what to set the Portal Gun to before he pressed one of the buttons, hoping that he chose the right button to set to for Eggman to use against Sonic as he hands it back to Eggman to use it.

Orbot: Here you go boss.

Eggman: (Grabs the Portal Gun from Orbot) Thank you. Now since the gun is all set up, this hedgehog is gonna be gone in no time. Goodbye Sonic!

Then as Eggman aimed the Portal Gun at the sleeping Sonic, he soon began to hesitate on shooting the portal gun to finally be rid of that hedgehog forever. Then he soon began to see Sonic as a hallucination to tell him to shoot the portal gun at him until he had enough and prepared to blast the portal gun at Sonic.

Eggman: FIRE!!!

Then he fired the gun, which made a 'pew' sound and it literally missed Sonic and created a portal in front of the hedgehog.

Orbot: You missed boss.

Eggman: Not to worry. The portal should suck up everything near it's radius. We should head out now before it decides to suck us in too.

Orbot: Right!

So then, the two of them leave the area before the portal sucks them in, but not before Eggman took one last look at Sonic and continued leaving until the Blue Blur finally woke up.

Sonic: (Yawns) Nothing feels better than taking a nice, good nap.

Then his stomach began to rumble as he's now hungry after he had a long nap.

Sonic: It's only right to have a snack after a good nap.

Then he pulls out a chili dog that he's about to eat it, not even realizing that Eggman shot a portal next to him while he was taking a nap.

Sonic: This is gonna taste so good! Pause on that!

But as Sonic is about to take a bite out of the chili dog, the chili dog got sucked into the portal and Sonic accidentally bit down on his hand, causing him to scream very loud from the pain from his hand that he bit down on.

Sonic: (Screams in Pain Loudly)

It was so loud, Y/n suddenly heard that as he was exploring through the Green Hill Zones.

Y/n: What the heck?! Is someone in danger? I better go look for whoever made that loud scream.

So, Y/n immediately ran over to whoever made that scream as he arrived at the beach that Sonic was sleeping at, only to find him gone (Probably got sucked into the portal after he screamed and hold his hand that he bit down on) and saw a portal nearby.

Y/n: The f*** is that? Is that an interdimensional portal.

Then suddenly, the portal started sucking Y/n in as he tried to get away from it as he grabbed a huge rock nearby to hold on to.

Y/n: (Grunts) What the heck is going on here? (Starting to lose his grip on the rock) Oh no, I'm losing my grip!!! It's sucking me in!!!!

Then as Y/n lost his grop on the rock, he soon got stuck into the portal, taking him to who knows where with the portal soon closed down after Y/n got sucked into.

Then we cut over to Orbot and Dr. Eggman as the evil villain soon started to feel like something's wrong after he gave the Portal Gun to Orbot to set the invention to that created the portal that both Sonic and Y/n got sucked into.

Eggman: Why do I feel like something is wrong.... (Looks at the Portal Gun for a closer look) Hmm? (Realizes what's wrong) ORBOT! Where did you set the portal gun too!?

Orbot: I set the gun up to bottom of the ocean.

Eggman: THEN WHY IS THE BUTTON FOR NOT BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN PRESSED!

That's how Eggman felt something wasn't right the moment he gave the Portal Gun to Orbot as he accidentally set it to "Not Bottom of the Ocean", meaning that the portal that both Sonic and Y/n got sucked into has brought them somewhere that is not at the bottom of the ocean.

Orbot: Yes, I'm sorry I do not speak English, okay.

Eggman: So, Sonic was still alive all along! After all these years of failure I thought I finally won....but I still failed. WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Orbot: I'm just gonna go out on a limb her and say...my bad.

That kind of mistake has gotten Eggman into RAGE Mode as he is gonna to turn Orbot into scrap metal for making on simple mistake on getting rid of Sonic once and for all.

Orbot: Well, that's the end of me.

Eggman: I'm going to kill you and then kill you again!

Then without warning, Orbot ran away as fast as he can while Eggman started chasing him down as Eggman dropped the Portal Gun to the ground as he continues to chase down Orbot after failing one simple task and plans to turn him into scrap metal.

Eggman: Come over here you hunk of scrap!

Orbot: I'm sorry boss please don't hurt me. It was a mistake!!

Eggman: I AM GOING TO DISASSEMBLE YOU AND THROW YOU IN THE JUNK YARD, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF METAL!!!

Then as Eggman chases down Orbot, the camera zooms into the Portal Gun, showing to where the portal led both Sonic and Y/n into after they both got sucked in, which turned out to be....Inkopolis Plaza.

So, it looks like Y/n and Sonic the Hedgehog is about to go out on an adventure at the world of Splatoon.

Location: Inkopolis Plaza

As we cut over to Inkopolis Plaza, we see the portal open up again and both Y/n and Sonic came out of the portal, falling down to the Plaza area of Inkopolis. Luckily, Y/n had brought a parachute with him in case of an emergency as he released it and landed safely on the ground while Sonic landed on the ground with a loud thud.

Y/n: Perfect landing!

Sonic: OWWWW! My head!

Y/n: Oh my god! Are you alright?

Sonic: Yeah, I'm good. Who the heck are you?

Y/n: Well, my name is Y/n L/n and I just moved into Creation Hill Zones, and I was out exploring the Zones until I heard a loud scream nearby and I ran over to where the scream came from until I got sucked into an interdimensional portal and ended up here.

Sonic: Oh? Makes sense. The name's Sonic the Hedgehog and that was me screaming because I lost my chili dog, and I bit my hand and got sucked into the portal after that.

Y/n: You lost your chili dog?

Sonic: Yep.

Y/n: Okay then. Where are we anyway?

The two of them looked around to see that the place is crowded with Inklings as the two of them ended up in the Splatoon Universe and they're at the Inkopolis Plaza, where the Inklings are enjoying their lives and minding their own business like any normal would do.

Sonic: What is this place?

Y/n: I don't know. I think we both ended up in some kind of alternate reality where these human/squid hybrids developed some sort of advanced civilization.

Sonic: I see. All of this is very strange.

Y/n: I agree. This world is both weird and interesting in my opinion.

Sonic: Whatever floats your boat, man. How did the heck did that portal show up and why did it take us here?

Y/n: I don't know, but whatever got us here in the first place is in for some serious butt kicking.

Sonic: Now you're speaking my language. But none of this is adding up together.

Y/n: Then who could have created that portal in the first place then?

Then as they both start to think about who created that portal that led them both here, Sonic soon spotted the chili dog that he's going to eat.

Sonic: Well, I can't figure out what's going on with an empty stomach.

Y/n: How could you be thinking about food at a time like this?

Then without thinking twice, Sonic went over to the Chili Dog so he can eat it with Y/n following behind him.

Y/n: Sonic. You can't be serious about eating that Chili Dog that's been sitting on the ground for probably 10 minutes since we got here.

Sonic: So what? I don't care if it has a little dirt on it, it's still good to eat.

Y/n: Whatever.

Then as Sonic is about to grab the Chili Dog from the ground, an Inkling just swooped in and grabbed it before Sonic could get his hands on it.

Inkling: Sweet, free chili dog.

Then Sonic tapped on his shoulder to get his attention as the Inkling looked at Sonic as he explains to him that the chili dog belongs to him.

Sonic: Excuse me, but that's my chili dog you have. So would you mind giving it bac-

Then suddenly, the Inkling began to scream and freak out after witnessing Sonic as he punched him square in the face, causing him to hurl over to the nearby wall in the process.

HOME RUN!

Sonic: Oh yeah, I have OCD! Oversized C*** Disorder!

Then he collapsed on the ground after that.

Inkling: I'm just gonna pretend that didn't happened.

Y/n: (Turns to the Inkling) What the hell is wrong with you, dude?! Are you insane!!

Inkling: (Screams) A creepy teddy bear!

Y/n: The f*** you say to me you little shit!!!

Then without warning, the inkling kicked Y/n in the stomach, causing him to get hurled over and crashed into a nearby wall as the Inkling ran away, but that did not stop Y/n as he climbed out of the wall that he crashed into as he is now really angry as he plans to get back at that Inkling that attacked him.

Y/n: (Growls) BITCH WANTS TO DIE!!! 

He then ran after the Inkling while Sonic is still knocked out as we cut over to three Inklings with two of them named Zane and Ashley as the Inkling that attacked Y/n and Sonic as they are waiting for him to arrive to practice for the next Splatfest Tournament and he is late to meet up them once again as this is not the first time that he's gotten late to meet up with them for practice.

Zane: Why is he always late!

Ashley: It's SGA what do you expect?

Then the Inkling known as SGA came up to them as he is happy to see them.

SGA: What's up guys? Sorry I'm late. I just had to...deal with something real quick. Anyways enough talk, ready to win another turf war match.

Zane: What do you mean win another. We've never won a single match. Since we added you to our team.

SGA: What? What are you talking about? Name one match we lost because of me.

Zane: Oh really? What about that time when you were sniper in the last match.

He wasn't joking about what happened at the last match as SGA was playing as the sniper and he was about to take the shot until he got scared by one of the team members that made him scream like a little girl causing him to fall down to the ground.

SGA: She just caught me off guard that's all.

Ashley: What about the Rainmaker match? 

Then during a Rainmaker match, SGA was in charge with the Rainmaker, but he thought he won the match until he got the Rainmaker to the wrong side of the goal post that he's supposed to aim at, thus making the other team win the Rainmaker match and getting kicked in the crotch by Ashley and calling her a bitch, making her mad as she started beating the absolute shit out of SGA, causing him to hit his head to a wall and making him say "notice me Senpai" multiple times due to the blow to the head, thus making him look like a fool.

SGA: Ah come on. It was a common mistake. Plus, you got me saying, "Notice me senpai" for a whole week.

Ashley: (Laughing) I forgot about that part. I even recorded it on my phone.

SGA: Don't you dare play that-

Too late. She already started playing the video on her phone with a smug look on her face.

SGA: Anyways you can't name any more reasons that I messed u-

Then she holds up a sign that says "Times when SGA F*cked up.

SGA: Alright just listen for a sec. I promise not to cost our team another loss.

Zane: I don't know about that.

SGA: Just give me one more chance to redeem myself.

Zane: Fine. But if you cost us this match-

Then SGA got a bit close to Zane, he pushed him away.

SGA: Enough of the chit chat let's secure victory.

Timeskip: ONE MATCH LATER

THEY LOST AGAIN!!!

Zane was not happy that they lost once again as SGA lost his chance to redeem himself to his teammates as he lost another match again.

SGA: Sorry.

Zane: THAT IS IT!!! You're kicked out of our team!

SGA: WHAT!!! What for?

Zane: Because you suck at everything you do!!! Especially at shooting!

SGA: I don't suck at shooting!

Then Zane pointed to Ashley getting a face full of blue ink all over body to prove a point that Zane sucks at shooting.

SGA: She was in my way!

Zane: LEAVE!

SGA: You can't kick me out of the team! Because.....I can't just abandon my girlfriend here.

Ashley: I'm not your girlfriend!

SGA: Will you be my girlfriend?

???: GET BACK HERE DAMN IT!!!

Then suddenly, they looked to see Y/n charging at SGA as he is still angry at him for knocking him into the wall.

Y/n: YOU AND I AREN'T DONE YET!!! YA LITTLE BASTAAAAAAARD!!!!

SGA: (Screams then runs away) 

Then as SGA started running away from Y/n, Ashely and Zane started laughing at SGA after he started running away screaming like a little girl, which caused Y/n, to stop running and look at them with an angry glare in his E/c eyes as it is glowing red with anger.

Y/n: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING AT?!

Ashley: Oh man, this is hilarious. I gotta record this and post it online.

Y/n: DON'T YOU F***ING DARE, YA STUPID BITCH!!!

That actually made Ashley made her angry that Y/n called her a Bitch, but she doesn't realize that she is about to make the worst mistake of her entire life.

Ashely: The f*** you say to me, ya little shit?!

Y/n: Oh you're dead!!! You're so dead!

Ashley: Try me Bitch!!!

Y/n: That's it!!! You're going down!!!

Without warning, Y/n grabbed her and started slamming her body at the pavement multiple time with her screaming in pain with Zane and other inkling named Kelly in pure shock of what's happening right now. Then Y/n lifted her up and looked at her with his eyes glowing red and baring his sharp teeth as he is not finished with her.

Y/n: Had enough?!

Ashley: (Weakly) Noooooo.....

Y/n: Well too bad, Bitch! I'm not done with you yet! You're gonna learn the color red when you bleed out of your eye sockets bitch!!!!

Then he lifted her up in the air and is about to do the Bane on her as she began begging for mercy.

Ashley: No! Not the Bane! Not the Bane!

But it was already too late as he hit her back with his knee, breaking her spine in half as she began screaming in agonizing pain, causing Zane to shit bricks and Kelly passing out before Y/n threw Ashley on top of a tower before jumping up high to get to her before he performs a few savage wrestling moves to finish her off.

Y/n: POLARIS PILE DRIVER!

ANTAREAN ARM BAR!

OPHIUCHUS FACE PLANT!

SERIOUS BUTT-KICKING! 

After a swift kick in the butt, Ashley was sent to the middle of the arena, all battered and bruised as Y/n walked over to her with his eyes still glowing red in anger as Ashley was about to black out from all of the pain she had to deal with from Y/n as she asked him about something before she blacked out.

Ashley: So....was it like...the star...or just something important....

Y/n took a moment to think about it before answering her question in an angry tone in his voice.

Y/n: LIKE THE STAR!!!!

Ashley: Just....wondering.....(Blacks out)

Then after that, Y/n finally calmed down before looking at Zane and Kelly as the male Inkling ran away screaming like a little girl, not wanting to die in the progress but Kelly couldn't move as she is paralyzed in fear after what happened to Ashley as Y/n walked up to her to ask him where SGA ran off to.

Kelly: Please don't hurt me!!

Y/n: I'm not gonna hurt you.

Kelly: (Calms down a bit) Y-You're not.

Y/n: No, but can you tell me where that Inkling with the blue hair in a ponytaill just ran off to?

Kelly: Um...I think he ran back home. I can give you his address if you want to.

Y/n: That would be great, thanks. Also, your friend there is fine, but I suggest get her to a hospital ASAP.

Kelly: Ok....

She then gave him the address to SGA's house as Y/n ran in super speed over to SGA's house before Kelly suddenly started saying "notice me senpai" over and over again like what happened to SGA back at the Rainmaker Match, but before Kelly could get her to a hospital, she decided to record Ashley acting like an idiot as a way to get her back for humiliating SGA.

Ashley: Notice me Senpai. Notice me Senpai.

Kelly: Karma's a bitch!

Then we cut back to Sonic, who finally regained his consciousness after that blow to the head as his head is pounding like crazy.

Sonic: Ow! My head is killing me today. I wonder where that F/c bear went off to?

Then he saw his chili dog that SGA somehow dropped on the ground as he attempted to grab it, only to be crushed by Eggman in his flying machine as he arrived with Orbot at Inkopolis Plaza to find Sonic and destroy him, not even realizing that he is crushing Sonic with his flying machine.

Eggman: Are you sure you set the gun up to this place?

Orbot: Yes. The portal gun said it sent Sonic to this exact location.

Eggman: This place is weird if I do say so myself. But there is still no sign of Sonic unfortunately. We should probably ask around if anyone has seen him.

Orbot: Right.

Then Eggman flew away, getting off of Sonic, despite of the evil villain not even realizing that he literally just landed on the hedgehog with his flying machine as Sonic is in a lot of pain right now.

Sonic: If bread in French is pain, then I own a F***ing BAKERY!!!

Then we see Eggman flying around the plaza, asking anyone is they've seen Sonic anywhere.

Eggman: Have you both seen a blue creature anywhere around here?

Inklings: Nope.

Eggman: Have you seen a blue hedgehog anywhere around here?

Alex Spider: Nope.

Then he asked the severely injured Ashley if she saw Sonic around here.

Eggman: Have you seen Sonic around here?

Ashely: Notice me Senpai! Notice me Senpai!

Eggman: Nevermind.

Then he continued on asking every Inkling he can find if they have seen Sonic anywhere, but they all said no until he finally asked a couple of indivuals if they have seen Sonic anywhere.

Eggman: SONIC?!

Y/n aka SMG5: WHAT THE F*** IS A SONIC?!

Mario: GET AWAY YA UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Eggman: UGH! No one has seen that pesky rodent anywhere!

Orbot: Let's ask one more person before leaving. (Points to the blue inkling named SGA still running away from Y/n) Maybe he knows something about Sonic.

Eggman: Fine then. Let's go after him.

After that, they both left the Plaza to go after SGA. Then Sonic finally got up once again with his Chili Dog still untouched as he tried to grab it once again until it was taken by a pigeon that grabbed it and flew away with the chili dog.

Sonic: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

But then suddenly, Sonic got hit by a trash can by the Comedic Duo were trying to make another adventure in Inkopolis, but got distracted by Sonic's screaming.

Y/n: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!

Mario: YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO FOCUS ON OUR NEXT ADVENTURE HERE!!!

Sonic: (Mario Voice) I can't feel my pingas!

Mario: (Enraged) That's my joke! I'll kill you!

Then Mario charged at Sonic in a fit of rage as the chapter ends with a 'TO BE CONTINUED' meme.

Stay tuned for Part 2 of this amazing adventure in this Spin-Off Series, War and Chili Dogs.

See you next time everyone!

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END OF PART 1 OF 2

TO BE CONTINUED....