"BLU Team, defend the control point!" A voice echoed into the ears of the BLU Team as Helen, the Administrator, twisted a key into a hole. "RED Team, take the control point!" The same voice echoed into the ears of RED as Helen twisted her key into another hole.

As she was about to put the key into another hole, a soft voice came from behind her: "Administrator? Um, I have some news for you..." "Get on with it Ms. Pauling, I have mercenaries to attend to." Barked Helen.

"Administrator, I did the regular survey with the 2 teams and it seems that the, uh, RED Demoman and BLU Soldier have formed a lifelong friendship with each other." Miss Pauling blurted out. "WHAT?! How long has this been going on Miss Pauling?!" Screamed the grumpy Administrator. "6 months Administrator, 6 months." Replied Miss Pauling.

"6 months?! How could we have not have noticed this?! Miss Pauling, if they are friends Miss Pauling, they will talk. If they talk they will talk about work. If they talk about work, then they will talk about us. Miss Pauling, we must stop this at once. Give me a line to Hale quickly and send messengers to both of our 'friends'. The only way to stop this," Helen explained as she picked up a phone, "is with a healthy competition."