Peter

I'm so booorrreeeddd

???

What happened to "stranger danger?"

Peter

school + boredom + nobody else to text

I hope you can solve that equation

If not, I honestly have nothing to say...

???

Shouldn't you be in school anyways kid?

Peter

How do you know that I am in school?

???

Well I know for sure now

Just a lucky guess

Peter

:(

Stalker

???

I am not stalking you

Peter

...

Suuure

???

Shouldn't you be not texting right now

And focusing on school

Peter

Shouldn't you be not texting right now

And focusing on work. ( ͠° ͜ʖ °)

???

...

...

You got me there

Peter

Ha!

Then what are you doing?

???

In a meeting

But it's boring

And I can just get the notes afterwards

Peter

Isn't everyone noticing you texting?

???

Probably kid

But I can really do what I want in this meeting

Besides, I'm actually tired for once

boring meeting + tired = ugh

Peter

For once?

When was the last time you slept?

???

Hmm...

Like 3 days ago

Peter

3 days?!

???

That sounds about right

Peter

(ʘᗝʘ)

...

I got it!

???

Got what?

Peter

Your name

???

My name?

Peter

Yes

I, sir no-name, now dub you

DruMrolL PleaSe...

Mr. Insomniac!

Imma gonna assume your a Mr.

Mr. Insomniac

What?

That's an awful name

And yes, I'm a Mr.

Peter

And for the record, I'm a teenage male (you already know the teenage part anyways)

Too bad

You're stuck with it :)

Mr. Insomniac

>:(

Fine...

Then I, Mr. Insomniac, get to dub thee...

My Kid

Peter

Really?

I am touched

While at the same time disappointed that you couldn't come up with a more unique name

Mr. Insomniac

Too bad Kid

I've already been calling you my kid anyways

Might as well make it official

Peter

I'm touched

Truly :,)

So now I have 2 family members!!

Mr. Insomniac

Just two?

Are you including me in this?

Peter

Yes I am

My parents died when I was young  :(

But I am able to live with my Aunt! :)

So positives in everything right?

Mr. Insomniac

You are just the most innocent kid ever...

What class are you in anyways Kid?

Peter

BC Calc

Mr. Insomniac

Really?!

That's a college level math class!

Peter

Yes...?

Mr. Insomniac

And your texting during it?

Peter

I already know all this stuff

Mr. Insomniac

That's insane

Peter

Thanks I guess

Mr. Insomniac

So what are you then, a senior?

Peter

Nope, sophomore

Hey wait!

You already know too much about me

Now you need to tell me your age

Mr. Insomniac

I'm 46

Peter

Wow, your old

Mr. Insomniac

No I'm not!

Peter

Yes you are

Mr. Insomniac

No I'm

You know what?

I give up arguing with you

You're to pure to argue with

Peter

:)

A/N: Heyo all! I hope you've liked this story so far. Thanks for taking the time to read it! I really appreciate it!

So originally I was going to publish the last chapter and this chapter together, but as I started writing them, they became way longer than I was expecting them to be. So I split them up.

Anywho,

Thanks ya'll! Have a good life!