History class with Athena, YAY:

So after a few centuries, the Han, despite it's glory fell into corruption. So when the throne was passed onto an emperor who was around the age of six, rebellion broke out and it was called the rebellion of the Huang Jing. But the rebellion was suppressed by the three brothers, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei and Guan Yü. Meanwhile in the palace, the puppet emperor was controlled by the Grand Vizier who was a corrupt and disgusting man. So there was a plot to assassinate him and a man named Cao Cao (No, not Cocoa) volunteered to do so, but he failed and ran away. And then somehow, Cao Cao was able to gather eight armies to fight against the Grand Vizier. The three brothers was one of the eight, granted armies because of the quelling of the rebellion. Then after they have defeated the Grand Vizier, Cao Cao took the liberty to continue to control the puppet emperor who was but six years old. The three brothers took a bit of ground themselves and another one of the army, the Sun, took the land to the east and founded Wu. And that's the three kingdom: Shu, of the three brothers. Wei, of Cao Cao, and the Wu founded by the Sun family. In the end Wei won and founded the Jin dynasty.

Dear journal,

So Han ended on a pretty bad note... I feel kinda bad because that was my favourite dynasty so far. And now we're on a crazy roller coaster of wars and conquering again. Amazing.

Me and Yao had a pretty big fight yesterday about which side we were taking. I'm taking Cao Cao's side because I know that that man is cunning and can get things done. But Yao being all traditional and stuff said that Liu Bei had the royal blood in him and was the rightful heir.

Like I give two flying cheese about that.

So I am now Cao Cao's tactician while Yao is on the other side doing who knows what. They made an alliance with Wu just the other day as the scout reported.

They somehow also got the smartest man on their side (Zhu Ge Liang) who was dubbed the "sleeping dragon" for his cleverness. Well, we can still find the "phoenix". It is said that if you have one of them on your side, you can rule the world!

Damn we're at a disadvantage here.

But by the signs of the heavens I can sense that their doom isn't far off!

....

Ah who am I kidding here? We're losing every freaking battle!

I mean I try! But damn that dragon's an smart ass! His intelligence is one of those you get every few thousand years! He can come up with the most intricate plans you will ever hear of! Like seriously, summoning the east wind?! I, as a country can't fvcking do that!!

One of their spies tricked me into chaining the boats up saying that the boat wouldn't rock as much and would help since 90 percent of our soldier are seasick. So I, as a pretty stupid person, believed it and ordered the boats to be chained up.

Guess what happened next, they started shooting fire-arrows at us and that smart ass summoning the East wind, blew the fire all the way down to the last boat...

Heavens I hate him! Yao's probably laughing his butt off at this crushing defeat.

And I just found out that earlier this morning, we lost 20,000 arrows to them and those flaming arrows are actually ours...

I'm going to go and bang my head against the pillar right behind me, it'll be quick. 

Ok I'm back with a hole in my head. Now, I don't even fvcking know what those generals were thinking but you don't just shoot a fvcking boat the moment it reaches our territory! Especially if you haven't figured out if it's just a boat filled with scarecrows ready to harvest our arrows!!! I mean sure there was a slight mist in the morning but that's no ducking excuse!!

I  am so ready to see their heads cut off along with their walnut, no, pea sized brain. But Cao Cao said not to kill them because they were one of the smarter and better ones....

If they are one of the better fvcking ones then we are doomed!!!!!

Ugh, I mean Cao Cao can't really execute me because I'm the nation but I can tell how ready he is to do that. But really, I couldn't give two shed what he wants to do with me as long as he can't actually do it.

So I had requested to go secretly to try and find the Phoenix and get him to our side. Cao Cao permitted within a second (he probably just wanted me out of his sight) and so as I'm writing this, I am getting ready to set off.

We'll see who gets the last laugh, Yao!

Again, y'all welcome for the censor of swear words. XDXD- Note from me