This happened in real life.

I was in Seacamp, and we had to persuade 4th and 3rd graders to apply to Seacamp. One time, we saw a picture of a 4th grade teacher that has been to Seacamp, and one of my friends said, "That's a big butt.." We started laughing, and a boy replied, "I'm telling her that you said that." And we walked to her room. Just then another teacher came in and said, "What's going on here?" Then I replied, "Bottoms." Then the teacher said this...

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..." And we started laughing like crazy.

THIS LEGITIMATLY HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!