We as women
Have a monthly visitor
That makes us anything
But angels

Moods change
Appetite increases
Or decreases
And forget about sex

Men have to not
Ever make light of
Aunt Flo
Because she'll make
Their woman
Turn on a dime

When guys haven't a clue
Let's educate the testosterone race
We leak like our plumbing is bad
Our stomachs rip to shreds
From the inside out
The Goodyear blimp has less air
Our heads ache
Bodies are sore

And you want us to smile
At you silly beings
Oh no
That won't do

If you think this is
Pfft no big deal
Our hormonal bodies
Will make
The Exorcist
Look like a Disney film

Beware
Beware
For once a month
Be patient
With your loves

We groan and complain
But don't do it for us
That game won't work

Be gone
Before someone
Drops a house on you!