It's dark in there.

I know you can't see me.

This makes me smile.

But you can't see that.

You could have heard my breath,

If I had breathed.

I'm not that far.

But I'm not breathing

I'm pretending to be dead

Even if I'm not.

It makes me smile,

Knowing you're wondering where I am.

I'm just there in the dark, where you can't see me.

And then,

Suddenly,

There's light.

You've used your lighter!

Cheater.