I got a part time job a couple of days ago- but got fired after I tried to help a customer out.

*Customer walks into Walmart*

Customer: E-Excuse me? Can you help me out? I-

Me: Sure! I would LOVE to help you out! Where did you come in from?

Customer: Wait- I didn't mean-

Me: No, I can help you out- no worries!

*Escorts women out the front doors*

(It was a joke, but my boss took it too literally- although I really did kick her out)