(Warning mentions of death and suicide, as well as adult fun times. Read at your own risk.)

I woke up, which was weird considering the last thing I remembered was getting stuck in a house fire. Looking around the first thing I thought was, this is the worst fucking apartment I've ever seen. And I've seen some shit one in my day. Standing up I noticed I was a few feet taller, heh who's the short one now assholes. Fuck I was reincarnated wasn't I? I checked myself out and was shocked, am I a Gaster? No, I'm not... Holy shit I'm freaking G? Not the worst Sans to reincarnate as. I'll practice magic later, for now I'm cleaning this shit hole up a bit. As I did I found half packs of Cigarettes mini cigars and cigarillos everywhere. Combining the packs to make whole ones I had 20 full ass packs of smokes. 

Did this asshole just lose shit in the mess and buy new packs? Wasteful, no wonder he didn't live in a nice place. About an hour later I started cleaning to take a break and lit up a cig. God they were shit cigs, I thought G had better taste than this. Whatever, I'm not letting them go to waste ever way. Sitting there at the kitchen table, which was really a fold out poker table. I began to play with the magic I was feeling circulate around inside me. And was able to summon a bone pretty easy, playing with it I began to think about what I should do. G wasn't a villain, so I probably shouldn't do anything to insane. Then again I'm G now so I can do whatever the hell I wanted.

I wondered what kind of multiverse this was, was it an Fgod multiverse or a normal one, or a swap or something else. Figuring out how to use my inventory was a bit harder but once I did i pulled out G's phone to check it out. And instantly saw the 50 missed calls from Lust?! What the hell? May as well call, not like I got anything else to do. A few short rings later and Lust answered the phone freaking out.

G: "Jeez do you have to yell? I can't understand you."

Lust: "Where were you damnit!?"

G: "Dead."

Lust: "That isn't funny."

G: "Who said I was joking? Look I just woke up like an hour ago, what did I miss?"

Lust: "......I'm coming over."

G: "What why?"

Lust: "You're hiding something."

G: "I've literally told you everything."

Lust: "I'm still coming over."

G: "This a booty call?"

I could hear Lust get flustered on the other end of the line, and couldn't help but laugh a bit. Who knew Lust was weak to teasing, I sure didn't. I had just lit up a different brand of smoke to test it when a portal opened and Lust walked through.

G: "Shit, I didn't think you'd actually show up. Sorry for the mess I guess."

Lust: "Okay, what the hell is going on? You vanish for 3 weeks and then suddenly call me?"

G: "Told ya I was dead."

Lust: "That isn't funny..."

I point up to the dusty Noose I was going to take down in a bit, and Lust's face drains completely of color.

G: "I told you I wasn't joking."

Lust: "H-how are you... alive then?"

G: "I'm the new G, new soul and everything, I'm sorry for your loss. I'm not sure what your relationship was but..."

Lust took a step back and fell to their knees sobbing, I wasn't sure what I was allowed to do in this situation. So I did what I felt was right, and picked them up. I let them hit my chest for a bit, I let them cry, I let them sob and finally I let them sleep on my chest. Honestly after a bit I fell asleep too, and woke up to Lust crying again. I blasted the Noose to ash, just in case he got any ideas. Lust clung to me for a few good hours, before speaking again.

Lust: "Can... we...?"

G: "If your asking for sex, I honestly don't care either way. But are you Sure that's what you want? To fuck a guy that looks like your..."

Lust: "I just need... something..."

G: "To cope?"

Lust nodded and looked at me pleadingly, damn it I hate puppy dog eyes. Pulling a condom out a Sighed lightly.

G: "You better not regret this after or I'm going to be pissed."

Instead of saying anything they Activated their Female Ecto and started striping, not that there was much to take off. Luckily magic was pretty instinctual and I was able to activate my male Ecto pretty damn easily. From there it went as you'd expect, we did it for a while in a lot of places mostly the couch and the kitchen. Afterward they fell asleep next to me, they seemed to be calmer at least. So that was good at least, but it felt off the whole time. And no it wasn't cause I was still getting used to my new body, and no it didn't feel forced. It was the opposite, it felt to I don't know impulsive maybe? To voluntary? Like they were desperate to have sex, was it the lust Virus, or something else? Whatever, I'm more shocked at how well I'm taking reincarnating. Then again I didn't have anything to live for in my past life anyway. I was brought out of my thoughts by Lust waking up.

G: "Morning sunshine... You okay?"

Lust: "... A bit numb... I'm not sure what to think right now."

G: "Well why not help me out a bit? Tell me about this multiverse, I'm new here after all."

Lust: "... You're... not going to judge me or kick me out?"

G: "Why the hell would I do that? Hell I'm just as horny and lustrous as you are without the lust virus or what ever it is."

Lust: "H... how do you know about that.... I haven't told anyone outside my AU..."

G: "I'm not from this Multiverse remember I know a lot of things I shouldn't. Now tell me about this multiverse hun."

Lust blushed lightly and started explaining everything, from what I could gather it was either a F God multiverse or something close to it. So damn cliché, what a mess, oh well as long as I have Lust I'll be fine. I've decided, they're mine now, and I'm going to protect them. Even if I die trying.

G: "Hey."

Lust: "Yea?" 

G: "You're mine okay? If anyone fucks with you let me know and I'll protect you."

Lust blushed and nodded, sure I said it in probably the creepiest fucking way I could. But they seemed to understand, so that's all that mattered. Leaning in I sealed the promise with a kiss, I may have just met them, but it felt like this was meant to be. Like I met my soulmate, and maybe I did, all I knew was, Lust was mine and I was theirs. And they better hope nothing happens to Lust now, cause I'm not taking any prisoners if it does.