Frostbite | Jake

"Frostbite?"

"Yeah?

"Can we just...talk? I'm feeling a little down today to be honest."

"Oh, um, yeah sure."

"Thanks Frostbite, but hey, can I ask you something?"

"Go on..."

"Well, do you mind me calling you Frostbite? It's a little mean, I know..."

"No, it's alright, I don't dislike it exactly. I mean I am calling you a douchebag, so it's fair."

"Right, but still. Well, can I get a name at least?"

"Depends..."

"On?"

"Are you a stalker, physcopath, or a possible murderer?"

"Um, last I checked, it's no for all of the above. Well, maybe. I might kill for you."

"..."

"..."

"Hardy-har-har, very funny."

"Only for you."