I got home from the test boy am i tired or what?. I walk up the stairs and heading to the apartment when i open it i saw my friends was already home "what's up bitches" i said to them. They all groans"what's up with you three?" i asked walking into the kitchen to find something to eat"training" Alex said tirely.

I sneered grabbing some ramen "how can you be not tired?" Zeke asked looking over at me" oh i am but i'm just to damn happy" i answer boiling the ramen"well at lest YOUR happy"beachy grumbles rubbing her feet" so what team did you got put into?" i asked walking over to them with my ramen since it was done.

"team 8" zeke said" team 10" alex said" and team guy WHO NAMES A DUDE GUY?!" beachy yells throwing her hands in the air i giggled sitting down and starts eating my ramen "i don't know anyways i got some missions tomorrow"i said eating my ramen to fast it was aready gone. So i got up went over to the trash can and throw it away and heads to my room"night you guys im off to see the dream master" i said "night" they said at once. i crawl into bed and close my eyes falling asleep....

 next day....

"Sasuke point B" sasuke says. "Sakura, point C" she says. " Stupid Naruto thanks a LOT!, Hmph Shina at point D." I say stubbornly crossing my arms. " Sorry Shina, I didnt know you'd fall in my trap! Well anyways Naruto point A ." Naruto finishes. " Naruto, Shina your late." Kakashi says over the radio. " Oh Im sorry Grandma, I wanted to fall into an endless pit of terror that my FRIEND Naruto set up..." I say sarcastically rolling my eyes i swear if any of my friends see this they be laughing their asses off at me HUMP. " Okay team 7.. Wait the Target is moving, After it!" Kakashi orders. I was already got the target"got it" i said then naruto took the cat from my arms "Yhaaaah!! I got him! I got him!!" Naruto yelled while struggeling with the cat I sweatdropped. "You verify a red ribbon on his right ear?" Kakashi ased. "Afermative, we got a possitive ID." Sasuke said to Kakashi. The cat started cratching Naruto in the face. "Alright, 'lost pet Tora', captured. Mission accomplished." Kakashi-sensei said. "Can't we get a better mission then this?! I hate cats!!" Naruto yelled aswell. "damn it naruto! right my ear! what the hell did i said about that?!" i yelled in the speaker"hehe sorry shina" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head. 

later on...

We were all standing there while some fat lady was practicly suffocating the cat to death. "Hahahahaha, stupid cat, that kitty desevers to be squashed! Mhahahah." Naruto said while laughing. "No wonder it ran away..." Sakura said while giving a sypathetic look to the cat. I frowned "poor kitty" i said then i was thinking about paying a cat i miss having them around. Back home i live on a small farm two horses four dogs two chickens two cats two goats and fishes.

i shrugged it off. "Now then... for squad 7's next mission we have several available tasks. Hmmm... Among them, babysitting the chief chancellor's threeyear-old, helping his wife to do shopping, taking out patato's..." The Hokage said. "Noo!!" Naruto yelled angry. "I wanna go on a real mission!! "Naruto said while holding his arms in an X-sign. "Something challenging and exiting, not this little kidstuff!! Come on, old man!!" Naruto said stuborn. "He's got a point." Sasuke muttered to himself. "He's such a pain." Sakura said angry to herself."speak for yourself sakura" i said glancing at her as she shot a glare at me.

 How dare you?!" Iruka-sensei yelled angry while standing up from his chair. i minc him with my hand. "You're just brand new Genin with no experiance! Like everyone else, you start with simple mission to develop your skills, and improve yourself!" He yelled, still angry.

 "and shina! knock it off!" he yelled at me i smirk and stick out my tongue at him. Are you serious?! Babysitting is not a mission, it's just a stupid.... aaahh!!!!" Naruto yelled while getting hit by Kakashi on the head"nice kakashi" i comment he roll his eyes. "Will you put a lit on it?" He asked rather annoyed. "Naruto! It seems you do not understand the tasks that you've been givin'" The Hokage said. "Huh?" Naruto said while looking at the old man from his possition on the floor.

The Hokage started rambeling on and on about these 'missions about around that point i took out my phone and headphones and started listening to some music i put it on darkness by blackmore's night. toning out the rambeling of the old man. after the song "Silence!!" The Hokage yelled. i look up and put away my phone "Oh, sorry." Kakashi said while scratching the back of his head. "Arg!! You always lecture me like you're my grandfather or something!! But i'm not the little brat who used to pull pranks all the time! I'm a ninja now, and i want a ninja mission! Hmp!" Naruto said while crossing his arms and turning around.

"but your still a brat at times"i mumbled under my breath and smirks "Hm... i'm gonna hear about this later.." Kakashi muttered to himself. "Probably." I stated. "Naruto wants us to know that he's not a brat, he's a former brat. And he wants a mission. So be it." The Hokage said. "Huh?" Naruto asked in disbelief. I look at the Hokage"yea what he said huh?" i asked blinking but i already know what will happen i just want to play along. "Since you're so determind, i'm going to give you a C-ranked mission. You'll be bodyguards on a journey." He said. "Really?" Naruto asked. "Yes!! Who? Are we guarding a princess? Or some chancellor?!" Naruto asked exited

."psh that's a rank mission we're doing a c rank" i comment on him "Don't be so impatient, i will bring him in now." He said while smirking."yea not liking that smirk right now" i said pointing it out. "Send in our visitor." The Hokage said. We all turned around towards the door behind us. The door opened revealing a man with a bottle of sake in is hands.  "What the...? A bunch of little snotnosed kids?" He asked as he took another BIG sip from his sake.

He leaned against the wall to be able to stand up straight."hey! i am a young adult! not a kid you old bat!" i shouted at him shaking my fist hangryly "watch it kid" he said i pouted and cross my arms "And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja?" He asked. "Hahahahah, who's the little one with the idiotic look on his..? Huh?" Naruto said as Sakura and Sasuke stepped closer i was the highest since im older then sasuke then sakura and naruto dead last.

"He means you, you dork." I muttered. "I'll demolish you!! Let me get my hands on him!!" Naruto yelled while struggeling to get out of Kakashi's grip. "I'm Tazuna, a master bridgebuilder and i must return to my countery. I'm building a bridge there that will change our world and i expect you to get me there safely, even if it means giving up your life." He said very seriously"PSH! "i said "ok meet up at the gates in a hour"kakashi order us we nodded and went home to pack. Once i got home i notice Alex was home"your home early" i comment getting my things"same you" she said looking at me as she follows me to my room"nope got a mission i be gone for a couple weeks" i said packing my shit "aw i'm gonna miss your crazniess "Alex said frowning. I just smiled "don't worry i'll be back...maybe" "WHAT?!" she yelled as i walk out laughing"just teasing well see ya" i said and walk out

later!...

I was walking in the back with Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke, while Naruto was in the front, and Sakura was next to Tazuna. I wonder if she is olding her breath from his sinkniess yea that's a word google that shit. Yeeeaaahh!! Alright!!!" Naruto yelled exited. "What are you getting so exited about Naruto?" Sakura asked him in a dull tone. "This is the first time i've even left the village, i'm a traveler now, believe it!!" He yelled while looking at his surroundings.

"nothing that exiting naruto" i said to him "but it is Shina" he told me i just shrugs "Heeeey, am i suposed to trust my life to this runt? He's a joke!" Tazuna said to Kakashi "but your a bigger one" i hisses earning a hit on the head by kakashi" ow! the hell?! what is this?! hit shina day?!" i asked rubbing my head. Sasuke smirked. He's with me, and i'm a Jounin, so you don't need to worry." Kakashi-sensei said. Naruto was boiling mad. "Hey! Never insult a ninja, it's a big mistake! I'm one of the greatest ninja ever! Someday, i'm gonna be Hokage and you'll look up to me!! My name's Naruto Uzumaki! Remember it!!" Naruto yelled proudly. "Hokage are powerfull and wise, you are puny and brainless.

The day you become Hokage, i'll sprout wings and fly." Tazuna responded. I sighed in annoyance. "Yeah well, you don't exaclty smell very well." I stated getting another hit by that damn kakashi. After a while of walking to totaly lost track of my surroundings. I grabbed my phone and headphonek

from my pocket and started listening some music. Suddenly, i felt my foot becoming wet. I growled in annoyance then remember something i smirked and starts playing in the puddle then walk off he he i have a sick mind everyone tells me that back home teehee.  I heard the sound of metal comming straight for us. I looked back and saw that Kakashi-sensei was chained. "Sensei!!" yelled Sakura.

He was shredded into pieces. "Huh?!" Naruto said while just noticing we were being attacked All of a sudden they appear behind me and Naruto and say " Second and third." I smirk as I kick one of them backwards i smirk hell ya i just did that! who is your mama now bitch! whao! so I was about to punch him but then a Shuriken flies and pins the chains against a tree, then a kunai goes through the shurikens hole and locks it in ' show off' i think.

Making them not move, " What!! were stuck!!" one of them say. Then sasuke comes up and kicks them both in the head making the chain fall out and send them flying. One of them goes for Sakura and Tazuna," Stay behind me!" Sakura yells getting infront of Tazuna with a kunai. Then the other one goes for Naruto.  he's froze and cant move"yo naruto! run like hell!" i yelled at him running towards him.  I tackle the ninja then flip him over into a tree, I was going over there to punch him but then he dissapeared and i punch the tree making it crack and fall over instead.

I turn around to see Kakashi having both of them in a headlock.' Kakashi-sensei, he's alive!' Sakura thinks, 'hhmmph what a show off.' Sasuke thinks,i look over at Naruto"you ok naruto?" i asked bit worry looks at his hand  Naruto, sorry I didnt help you out earlier, i got you hurt" Kakashi says, "I didn't think that you would freeze up like that. Anyways, Sasuke, Shina excellent job, you too Sakura." ' I....couldn't do anything, while Sasuke was able to do his first real battle.

he wasn't afraid at all! And saying he helped with that calm face and without soiling his clothes... and shina,she looks like she was having fun with this!' Naruto thinks " Hey, are you hurt... Mr. Scaredy Cat. " sasuke says while smirking. " Hey!!shut the hell up gay ass!" I yell, " and Naruto." he looks at me."don't worry you get better promise" i smiled at him " Naruto, there's poison in the guy's nails, you need to get it out right away, we have to open up the wound and leech out the blood. Don't move too much or the poison will spread through your body. And by the way Tazuna-san." " What is it?" " I need to talk to you." Kakashi says. " These guys are chuunin from the village hidden in the mist.

They are ninjas known to keep fighting no matter what the cost." KAkashi says. " How were you able to predict our moves." they ask. " It hasn't rained for a few days, and its sunny today, so a puddle shouldn't exist. One of my students Shina steps in it and notice which is why she was stombing in it." Kakashi explained. " Why did you let the kids fight when you knew all along?" Tazuna asked.im only 19! come on! i yelled in my head " If I was up to it, I could have killed these two with a blink of an eye. But... I needed to know who their target was." Kakashi said.

" What do you mean?" Tazuna asked again. "In other words, were you being targeted, or somebody from the ninja group?" Kakashi asks. " This mission has just been turned into a B ranked mission, we could stay, or head back and treat Naruto's wound. " " This is way out of our league, and anyways we need to see a doctor." Sakura says," So lets quit!" " Hmmm this mission is a burden, Let's go back to the village and cure Naruto's hand." Kakashi decides. Then, Naruto takes out a kunai and stabs his wound with it.

Everyone gasps in shock but me."didn't know you were emo naruto the hell!" i yelled i always wanted to say that to him he he. " Why.... why am i always so different, Why am I... DAMN IT!!" Naruto says. " Naruto what are you doing!!" Sakura yells. " I should be stronger.... I've accomplished lots of missions, and I've practiced techniques everyday... Im never going to do something that will require someone to help me. Im never going to be frightened or never back out of things.

I'm not going to lose to Sasuke, or let shina help me fight or protect me! I vow to this pain in my left hand. Im going to protect this old man with this kunai. This mission is still on!" Naruto says while smiling. " Naruto.. its cool that you took the poisoned blood out so spiritedly....but your going to die from loss of blood if anymore comes out." Kakashi finishes. Then Naruto turns all blue and starts to sweat. Then Kakashi walks over happily and says " Its not good if you dont stop it right away. Seriously." Then Naruto starts to scream and move around yelling" No,NO.,NO,NO,NO, I cant die like this!" " Let me see our hand." Kakashi says plainly.

' The wound is already starting to heal' Kakashi thinks. " Whats... Whats srong... you have a serious look on your face." Naruto asks still shaking. " Well, your going to be okay." ' It must be the nine tailed fox's power' Kakashi thinks. i laughs and shook my head as we all walk off to the land of waves joy well at lest i get to see the sexy man i smirk at my prevy thoughts

( the pic on the left is what Alex looks like)