Me: *sees someone staring at me*
Me: *gets up*
Me: *pulls pen out of pocket*
Person: O_O
Me: I'll kill you, monster!
Person: *calls police*
*2 minutes later*
Me: I SWEAR SHE'S A MONSTER!
Police: You have the right to remain silent.
Me: DI IMMORTALES!
Police: What?
Me: It's Ancient Greek.
Police: ...
Me: 👍🏻
Police: Let's get you to a mental hospital.
Me: BUT-
Police: No.
Me: I SWEAR THEY'RE REAL!
Police: No.
Me: 🤐