Third Person POV

"Enter!"

Mya reached her hand towards the doorknob, turning it and nervously shuffling in. 'I'm gonna fuck this up what if I say something that I'm not supposed to oH MY GOD-' She rambled nervously to the demon in her mind. "I would reassure you, but you're probably right," Yami grunted out, resisting a snort. 

"You're the one who fell from the sky, yes?" The Hokage questioned, eyeing Mya suspiciously. Who was this girl? She looked no older than 12, what had she been doing falling from the sky? How did she get there? Who was she? He had never seen her before. Why was she here? She gave a stiff nod, averting her gaze awkwardly and pursing her lips.

"I see...I'm going to ask you some questions, dear, alright?" He said. She seemed rather awkward. She cleared her throat before mumbling out a quiet 'sure'. He raised an eyebrow.

"Firstly, what is your name?"

She looked up at him, opening her mouth to speak. "Mya Ikimono, sir." The Hokage widened his eyes at this. "Ikimono? I haven't heard that name in years!" He exclaimed. "Well, uh, my brain demon told me that I was born here or something even though it's supposed to be impossible-"

"Brain demon? What do you mean it's impossible that you were born here?" The Hokage raised his voice slightly. He discovered that a person of the Ikimono clan, thought to be long dead, had fallen from the sky, speaking about how she has a brain demon? Absurd!

"I have the demon of darkness or something sealed inside me. His name is Yami and he's a dumbass- shit, excuse my language?" She tried, wincing slightly. "You're the literal definition of dumbassery, you know that?" 'Fuck off, dipshit.'

He raised both his eyebrows at this, clearly amused, before-"You're telling me that Yami, the demon of darkness is sealed inside of you?" The Hokage said again. "Uh, yes, sir." The Hokage sighed. This was going to be interesting. He sighed.

"And...where did you come from?" He asked. She widened her eyes nervously, playing with her hands before stuttering out the first thing she could think of: "H-Hell?" She gave a nervous smile, clearly questioning where she had gone wrong in life. "Excuse me?"

"I-I-I uh- You won't believe me, sir!" She let out weakly, shaking her hands in front of her, as to tell him to ignore what she had just said. Hiruzen raised his eyebrows again. This child seems rather amusing. "I insist, just tell me." He gave her a smile. She looked at him nervously, before speaking again.

"Well, long story short, I went to sleep and then I was falling from the sky? I was teleported somehow...you see, this is...uh..." The Hokage waited patiently for Mya to speak. "This is not my world. At least it's not supposed to be, but Yami tells me I'm from here. But I grew up in another world, very different from this place." She finished, clearing her throat.

"Another world?" The Hokage questioned. "Do you know how you got there?" Mya looked mildly surprised that he believed her...or maybe he didn't, and he just wanted to see how this would go. "Well, uh, when Yami was sealed inside me as a baby, I was teleported to this other world for my safety or something? And my father put a seal inside me along with Yami that was basically a timer so that when I'm twelve I will be brought here. That's what Yami says."

The Hokage looked at her eye wide, before asking one more question. It is rather believable, seeing how large and uncontrolled her chakra seems. If she has a demon in her, that would make sense. It could also explain why she hasn't trained to hide it- she's from a different world. If she was a spy, she would have had to hide her chakra.

The Hokage cleared his throat. "And could you prove that Yami, er, the demon of darkness is taking residence in you?"

'Here we fucking go.' "IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, PEASANTS," The two said at the same time. Mya looked rather done, waiting for Yami to do some stupid shit. Before she could say anything to the Hokage, all the light from the room disappeared. Even the sun was blocked out- the rays of sunshine seemed to stop at the window, as though not reaching the room. The Hokage let out a shocked gasp as a circle of light appeared around Mya, as though a spotlight.

"DANCE, CHILD!"

'nO'

"BUT THE MOVES, MYA! THE MOVES-"

"I can't even walk without tripping over air, you expect me to fucking dance? Shame on you, demonling. Shame- oh wait I said that out loud didn't I-"

The darkness lifted, revealing a bewildered Hokage. "Wasn't me. 't was the damn demon. I don't know how to control all this darkness stuff," She shrugged. The Hokage looked at her warily, before nodding his head shakily.

"Well, um, I suppose your story checks out. I could let you live here until you find a way home- of course, I will try my best to assist you with that- unless you want to stay here...?" He trailed off, looking at Mya expectantly. She thought before answering. "I'm not sure if I want to go home...but, knowing how to will be good in case I ever to want or need to go back. If that is ok with you?"

"Yes, of course, dear. Now for apartments, I believe I will put you in an empty apartment next to Kakashi Hatake, one of our Jonin. He'll keep an eye on you," The Hokage nodded at the ANBU who seemingly appeared out of no-where. He rushed off to retrieve Kakashi, "I will lend you some money to buy your basic necessities. And, uh, is there anything else...?"

"Hm...well, it would be good to learn to control my, uh, chakra?" She said, her voice going higher at the end to sound more like a question. The Hokage nodded and gave her a closed eye smile. "That's right! I suppose you could train with Kakashi's genin team, Team 7."

"Sounds great," Mya said. She sounded and looked rather calm on the exterior, but her mind was a mess.

'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WITHOUT MENTIONING SOMETHING I WILL REGRET I'M GOING TO BE MEETING THE KAKASHI HATAKE AND THE REST OF TEAM 7 OH GOD--'

"CALM DOWN CHILD WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS, JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SPOIL ENDGAME BUT INSTEAD OF ENDGAME IT'S THE WHOLE NARUTO SERIES-"

'GENIUS!'

"Yeah, I am."

Mya almost cried.