Epsidoe 6
3rd P.O.V.
We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer! However, ........
Daito: Welcome! Heh, welcome. Well, tonight we have uh, a special guest for you! straight from Black Lagoon, it's the gun queen herself. The fire runapore, the two gun genocide, Revy! Please clap, please. Please clap.
The camera change to perspective as we see Revy sitting down with her feet up on the table while Y/n, Astolfo, and Kakyoin try their best to remain calm in order not to piss off the gun wielding maniac.
Revy: Clap or I'll freaking kill ya!
We hear the audience clapping for Revy in fear.
Kakyoin: Isn't she wonderful?
Kakyoin slam his fist down in front Daito.
Kakyoin: Where did you get her? She's going to rob us!
Daito: Ask Y/n, he requested her!
Y/n: Me?! I requested Roberta! Not Revy!
Daito: How was I supposed to know that?!
Y/n: I told you in person! Astolfo was even there to confirm it!
Astolfo: Is true! I was there!
Revy: You know I can hear ya right?
They got nervous as they return back to their seats.
Kakyoin: Of course you can. We love you and your, guns. You're wonderful! Wonderfully terrifying.
He said looking away.
Revy: Hah! Finally, simp cuck who gets it.
She said as she punch Kakyoin in the shoulder.
Kakyoin: I don't like any of those words.
Revy: Hey happy waifu you get to keep your laifu. How much are you worth?
Kakyoin: Beg your pardon?
Y/n quickly whisper to Daito while Revy is distracted.
Y/n: Call Roberta, now! While Revy is distracted!
Astolfo: Or else we're all dead!
Daito: Don't have to tell me twice!
Daito start dialing someone on his phone as call someone.
Revy: Money dipshit! How much you got?
Slamming her fist on the table in anger.
Kakyoin: Maybe..... A hundred thousand?
Revy was surprise by the amount.
Revy: On ya?
Kakyoin: Of course! Who trust banks?
Revy got up her seat as point her gun Kakyoin head as he was distracted pointing his thumb at her while looking at the others.
She then start shooting at Kakyoin multiple times until she ran out of bullets and reloaded again to keep shooting at Kakyoin dead corpse.
She then robs his dead corpse while Y/n, Astolfo, and Daito look at Revy dumbfounded by what she did. Revy then tries to play it off by acting shocked to everyone.
Revy: Oh no that man has killed him.
She said pointing at Dio who was about to eat a burger.
Dio: I mean technically yes I did. But that was a different continuity i-
Then she shot Dio in the head killing him.
Revy: I've murdered the murderer. Justice has prevailed. Now pay me!
She said pointing at Daito who has hands up while Y/n and Astolfo are hiding behind the couch.
Daito: I don't have any money on money!
Revy: You got YouTube money or whatever?
Daito: Clearly you don't understand YouTube demonetization. Allow me to explain.
Revy: Wow so that's how YouTube treats people, and I thought I was a criminal.
Y/n: It not only YouTube, it's the same for Wattpad authors who have to worry about losing their accounts and stories from Wattpad.
Revy: Same for them, Damn. Is there no where safe for authors or YouTubers from getting demonetize.
Y/n, Astolfo, and Daito started to relax a bit but Revy scoot over to Daito as she points her gun at his head.
Revy: Now, about your Patreon.
Daito: Someone help?!
Y/n: What's taking Roberta so long to arrive?!
Suddenly the doors explode open as someone finally arrive to save the day.
???: Sorry, I'm late. I had something to do before I got here.
Y/n /Astolfo: Roberta!
Daito: Oh, thank god!
Yes, the person standing before them is none other Roberta herself as she has her hair down and wearing her same outfit from Blood trail.
Revy: Well if isn't the maid bitch.
Roberta: Right back at ya! Gun maniac slut.
Revy: Slut!?
Revy get up from the table as she walk toward Reborta. Daito hide behind the table with Y/n and Astolfo.
Daito: Holy crap, I thought I was going to die!
Y/n: Reborta is finally here! Yes! Sure Revy is cool and all but Roberta takes it to a whole new level.
Astolfo: What did you tell her to get here fast?
Daito: I told her if she get here soon then she can go on a date with Y/n and sleep with him at the same time.
Y/n: Really?!
Daito: Yeah, turns out she's a big fan of yours.
Y/n: Roberta a big fan of mine. Awesome!
Back with Roberta and Revy.
Revy: So, we meet again. What brings you hear anyway?
Roberta: Yeah, I heard you been causing trouble for someone particular I care about.
Revy: Who the guy with the weird glasses?
Daito: Hey!?
Roberta: No, not him. The guy name Y/n who's next to the Femboy.
Astolfo: Femboy?!
Y/n: She not wrong, Astolfo.
Astolfo: I know but I didn't like on how she said it.
Revy: Oh, "him". I was planning on taking him with me after this shit show to see if I get anything from him.
This pissed off, Roberta.
Roberta: So, you're planning on taking my new master after I finally got the chance to meet him.
Revy: Hey, not my fault you couldn't be here instead of me.
Roberta: Ready for round 2, slut.
Revy: Ready as I ever by bitch.
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After the intense fighting scene between Revy and Reborta. Reborta can out victorious in the fight as Revy lies on the ground bleeding from her wounds.
Revy: D-Dammit.....
Revy pass out from her wounds.
Y/n: Holy crap, Reborta! That was awesome!
Reborta smiles at Y/n for his comment.
Reborta: Thank you, master. I'm glad you're safe. Now, I'm about my reward.
Daito: Oh right, you know the deal Y/n. I know this wasn't what you expected-
Y/n: Are you kidding, Diato!? This is the best day of my life! I'll see you later, Astolfo.
Astolfo: Take care, master.
Y/n start leaving with Reborta as they went on their date.
Y/n: So, master. When did you start calling me that?
Reborta: When I fell in love with you~ *giggle*
Y/n: Nice~
And Y/n yet again gains another member for his harem while Kakyoin lays on the ground dead. See you next time, everyone!
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