Episode 8
3rd P.O.V.
Welcome back, everyone! We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer!
Y/n, his harem and his friends are seen sitting in the round table with Y/n checking on Slick network on his phone and Kakyoin looking at android 18 with a confuse expression as 18 made herself comfortable.
Kakyoin: Ok screw it, what is wrong with your voice?
18: No idea what you mean Kpop.
The minute 18 spoke, it didn't sound feminine for some reason making everyone minus Y/n and Daito confused.
Kakyoin: I've seen DNZ, I know what you're supposed to sound like.
Lucoa: I have to agree it doesn't sound feminine.
Astolfo: And you sound like old man.
Daito: To be accurate, you sound similar to Rick from Rick & Morty.
18: It's called a dub, bubs.
Y/n: It the reason WHY she sound like that. Her vocal cords are all messed up by the many dubbing a anime waifu can take. Haven't you notice Goku and the rest of Z-fighter sounding different by each version of the companies they been produce.
18: Exactly, I've been overdubbed by tons people (stutters) you see-
Krillin: Hey! Get away from my girl!
Krillin came flying in the room as tries to punch someone only for everyone minus Kakyoin to side step making Kakyoin take the hit in the face.
Y/n: Ha! You got punched in the eye!
Kakyoin quickly recovered as he rubbed his eye that got punched.
Daito: What the?
Y/n harem: Who's he?
18: It's my ex. Look smalldy baldy I told you it'd over. The last time we were together I crushed your pelvis!
Y/n: Really? That sad Krillin, I have a whole harem and not once have I broken my pelvis. Just ask them!
Y/n harem: It's true! Not once!
Astolfo: We're not kidding! And that's coming from me who's both a trap and a woman.
Krillin: I'm okay now. I've trained in the way of "I fuk yu".
Y/n: Excuse me?
Kakyoin: I-Oh what now?
Krillin: And I have a full sack....
Krillin: Of Senzu Beans.
Kakyoin was about to press the "Cuck" button until he stopped after hearing what Krillin said next.
Krillin: I just want to be enough to please you.
Y/n: Really!? That wasting good Senzu Beans! What will Goku say if you wasted all the Senzu Beans because for sex while they're suffering in battle.
Daito: I'm sure they can grow more.
Y/n: Is really not easy, Daito. Trust me, I heard it from Slick.
18 look at Krillin directly in the eyes.
18: Well, you know how Tien has a 3rd eye? Well you have 3rd leg baby.
18 pins Krillin on the table as everyone minus Y/n was getting confused and feeling awkward of the situation that's about to happened.
18: We're gonna empty both of your sacks.
Kakyoin: Ok let's get the hell out of here.
However, everyone minus Y/n already left the building in a hurry, leaving both Kakyoin and Y/n behind.
18: N-No stay or I'll kill you. It's hotter if someone watches.
Kakyoin: This isn't NTR!! Heirophant Green get me the hell out of here!
Heirophant Green took note of the situation that's about to happen and decided to off himself from this place.
Kayoing: You fucking coward! Y/n aren't you going to do something!?
Y/n was still checking on the Slick Network until he smiled mischievously as he discovered something.
Y/n: I would want to rethink that, 18.
Both of them stop on what they're doing as Y/n Harem pokes their heads around the corner.
Y/n harem/Kakyoin/18/Krillin: Huh?
Y/n: Did you know Krillin is still seeing his ex-girlfriend, Maron.
18: Excuse me, what!?
Y/n: It says it right here in the Slick network.
Y/n presents his phone to 18 as she grabs it from him seeing a post where Krillin is on a date with Maron along with showing the date and time it was posted.
18: Hey?! This picture was posted when we were still together! WTF!?
Krillin: I-I can explain 18-
Y/n: It even says on the post, "I can't believe 18 hasn't noticed by now the reason why my pelvis broke so easily is because I've been spending most of my time and money on Maron." Hence, the reason for the full bag of Senzu Beans.
18: Then why would we he come back to me.
Y/n: It because he doesn't want to lose his side chick if Maron is not around. Why do you think he convinced you on naming his future daughter after his ex.
18: That's explain everything.
Suddenly, Krillin throws a destructo disc at Y/n but he just flicks it away from him. This surprises everyone in the room by what Y/n just did.
Krillin: How dare you destroy my plans! I was so close on getting 18 back!
Y/n: 18 is not a something to be own Krillin. She a living person, who was turned into an android against her will. Don't think you can own her just because she has nowhere to go, she can literally kick your ass if wants to in a matter of seconds.
18 blushes by Y/n comment about her.
Krillin: Doesn't matter! I won't let you take her from me!
Y/n: Spoken like a crazy ex. Reminds me of Adam from Rwby.
Y/n gets up from his seat as stares directly at Krillin.
Y/n: Considering I want to kill you for trying to trick 18, I have to spare you for Goku sake from your universe.
Krillin: What are you going to do me. Keep in mind I'm stronger than you.
Y/n: Yeah right, did you forget what I just did with your destructo disc. Anyway, I have a better way on dealing with you.
Y/n put a hand over his eye as he reveals a geass underneath it.
Y/n: NOW! OBEY ME!!
Krilling get put in a trance as Y/n smiles having Krillin under his control.
Y/n: Now Krillin, you will leave 18 alone and forget about her. You will also forget about ever meeting us or this place. NOW LEAVE!!
Krillin: Yes sir.
Krillin then leaves the building until he reaches the outside and regain focus.
Krillin: Huh? How did I get here? Eh! Better go see how Maron is doing.
Krillins flies off as everyone back inside relax but still surprise.
Kakyoin: Since when you can do that?!
Y/n: I always had it. Thanks to the author himself.
A/n: Hello.
Bae: But wait! Why haven't you used that ability on us.
Kawakami: It would have made things easier for you.
Y/n: One, I'm not that type of person to misuse his powers. And second, I will never use it to get the ladies like those scumbags from those NTR stories or shows. I prefer to be honest with them and earning their love.
Y/n harem: Aww~! We love you too, Y/n~!
Y/n: So, 18 want to join the harem. I promise you you'll enjoy it.
18: Sure, what the heck! Is better than being with that Baldy. But about my voice...
Y/n: I got it covered. *snap*
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18: What did you- My voice! Is back!
Y/n: Feel much better now?
18: Oh definitely! And I know how I can repay you for it~
Y/n: Oh boy!
18: You girls want it get on this? I go both ways~
Y/n harem: Don't have to ask us twice!
18 drags Y/n away with his harem following behind.
Kakyoin: And there goes another lost for me, again. Damn it!
Y/n yells out to Kakyoin.
Y/n: Just a reminder Kakyoin! We're going to have a new member on the show!
Kakyoin: New member?
Later....
Louds moans and skin slapping against each other are heard coming from Y/n house.
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