3rd P.O.V.

We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer, were we see Y/n as the new star host of the show replacing Kakyoin from the stand.

Y/n: Welcome back, everyone! To another episode of Waifu Interviewer! I'm your new star host, Y/n L/n at your service!

Kakyoin is seen standing next to Daito looking frustrated.

Kakyoin: The hell is this?!? Why is Y/n taking my spot as the show host!

Daito: Look, there been recent reports that the viewers prefer Y/n over you and I had to respond to the viewers request.

Kakyoin: But the title of the show has my name on it for crying out loud!

Daito: Yes but now is called Waifu Interviewer.

Kakyoin: What!? When did that happen!?

Daito: When you were trap in that poke ball, Y/n caught you in.

Y/n called over Daito.

Y/n: Daito, who are guest for today?

Daito: Your guest for today is.....

On the opposite side of table stand before Y/n or better yet sits in front of him with that iconic smiles of hers and wearing her favorite"Sugoi Dekai" shirt.

Uzaki: I'm Uzaki Chan~!

Y/n: Nice to meet you, Uzaki Chan!

Uzaki: Nice to meet you too, senpai~!

Y/n: Hey Asolfo look like you're not the only one who's short but big in some way.

Astolfo: I can see and are you thinking what I'm thinking~

Y/n: Wait Astolfo, we first have to ask Uzaki for her consent.

Astolfo: I understand master~

Kakyoin: Yeah no, I don't do "Chan".

Kakyoin grab Daito by collar of his shirt.

Kakyoin: The hell Dai!?

Daito: Oh my god, dude she's the biggest thing in anime right now. And Y/n requested her specifically because he's a huge fan of her.

Y/n: Correct! Well until Marin from My Dress up Darling came along then she became my favorite forever Otaku waifu.

Kakyoin looks back at Uzaki chan.

Kakyoin: Well... lot's of her are.

Uzaki looks at her chest on what Kakyoin is looking at.

Uzaki: Are you staring at my chest?

Y/n: Kakyoin is because he's a pervert especially to milf but me, Uzaki Chan. I'm staring at your face because I can't stop smiling on how cute you are.

Uzaki: Aw~ You're making me blush from embarrassment, senpai~!

Kakyoin: Are you kidding me, Y/n!? That is all there is of her. You big tittied loli!

Suddenly the whole theater start shaking and getting around Kakyoin as a demonic voice spoke to him.

???: Do not anger them.

Kakyoin turn to look at Uzaki chan who has her head down before lifting it up to look at him with yellow eyes and dark bags under it.

Uzaki?: They contain the lives of countless lost worlds.

Kakyoin: What the? Dai, Y/n, Astolfo did you guys hear what this shortstack just said?

However, Y/n and Daito see nothing different as they seen having a normal discussion with Uzaki.

Uzaki: I'm just so happy to be here.

Y/n: See Daito, Uzaki chan is really a nice girl once you get know her.

Daito: Yeah, she seems really nice.

Kaykoin just seemed confused by their reactions.

Kakyoin: What? No there's something wrong with baby blimps here.

Dark Uzaki chan stands up as she over towers Kakyoin.

Uzaki?: Do not mock the ultimate oppai. They are the Alphpai and the Omegapai. The beginning and the end.

Kakyoin: Big whoop you named your titties. How about I introduce you to my pulsing friend? Heirophant Green!

Kakyoin summons Heirophant Green only for it to have it neck snap by two floating purple hands.

Back with Y/n, Astolfo, Daito discussion with Uzaki chan.

Uzaki: Hahahahaha! And that's how I found out I can crush a soda under them.

Daito: That is hilarious. This is like, the most charming interview I ever had.

Y/n: Definitely, I wonder what else can those things crush.

Astolfo: I know what else they can be use other crushing if you know what I mean, master~

Y/n: Calm down, Astolfo or else I have to punish you.

Astolfo: Oh, please do master~

Daito: Thank you, Y/n for requesting Uzaki chan as the next waifu to interview.

Y/n: Don't mention it, Daito.

Back with Kakyoin.

Uzaki?: My oppai transcends the boundaries of your world. They are all-consuming and soon they shall be your world!

Kakyoin: Listen here you big tittied loli.

Uzaki?: You already used that insult.

Kakyoin: ...... Whatever! I'm not going to let you destroy this world of thicc waifus I love. For them, I'll gladly lay down my laifu.

Kakyoin put up his fist for a fight only for dark Uzaki to snap her fingers as the same purple floating hands from before grabs Kakyoin arms then body and last his crotch causing him scream like a girl.

KakyoinL *girliest scream imaginable*

Dark Uzaki portal open near her chest area as the disembodied hands start dragging Kakyoin toward the portal making him beg for mercy.

Kakyoin: No Uzaki Chan, please not the tit..ties!!!

Kaykoin gets sucked inside the portal as he disappears from existence.

Back with Y/n, Astolfo, and Daito.

Uzaki: So, I haven't really settled on a major in college yet.

Daito: Well, you got time.

Y/n: Not everyone knows what major they're going to choose after highschool.

Astolfo: Hey guys where Kakyoin?

Daito/ Y/n: Huh?

Both Daito and Y/n turn to see Kakyoin is missing and not in his chair anymore.

Daito: Wait, wai-woah-woah-woah. Where did kakyoin go?

Y/n: He was just sitting here a minute ago.

Uzaki: Oh, he's around.

Zooming in on Uzaki chan shirt we see Kakyoin face plaster on her shirt with a horrified expression.

Y/n: Eh! Whatever, he probably went somewhere to sulk because on loosing his show.

Daito: Hmm, make sense. Welp! I got somewhere to be see you later everyone.

Y/n /Uzaki/Astolfo: Bye Daito!

Daito leave to go somewhere leaving only the three of them by themselves.

Y/n: So, Uzaki Chan got anywhere to be?

Uzaki: Not really, my senpai has been ignoring me on wanting to hang out. So, I got nothing.

Y/n: Do you want to go with us to see John Wick: Part 4.

Uzaki: As in hanging out.

Y/n: Yeah! After the movie, we can go to the arcade to have fun then afterwards we go eat at this new restaurant that open up.

Uzaki smile in excitement.

Uzaki: No one has ever ask ME to hang out with them before! This is going to exciting!

Uzaki Chan grabs Y/n arm pressing it between her giant breast.

Uzaki: Let's go, senpai~!

Astolfo then appear next to Uzaki and whisper something to her.

Astolfo: And after dinner, you, me and master can have some fun together~ If you know what I mean~ And trust me, you won't be disappointed~ He can get rough at times in bed with his girls in his harem~

Uzaki blush a bit before exciting and determined look on her face.

Uzaki: I'm so in~! Onward senpai~!

Afterwards the three of them leave to hang out together throughout the day as they enjoy themselves before they go home to Y/n house on getting to the real fun.

Happy Birthday to Avion33001496 who requested this uploaded on his birthday.