3rd P.O.V.

Welcome back, everyone! We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer!

Kakyoin: Come on, Daito! Where is she?

Kakyoin was seen standing on top of the table while thrusting his hips making everyone in the room feeling awkward by the he's behaving.

Y/n: Calm down, Kakyoin! You making everyone feel uncomfortable by the way you're behaving.

Astolfo: And they say I don't have manners when I get excited for something.

Daito groans in annoyance.

Daito: Augh, she'll be here any minute.

Daki leans in to whisper to Y/n.

Daki: What's his deal?

Y/n: Kakyoin has a thing for milf especially the ones who are tall and thicc.

Suddenly footsteps can be heard as everyone turn their attention towards the entrance seeing none other the giant milf in Resident Evil Village... Lady Dimitrescu.

Dimitrescu: Hello my little darlings~

Kakyoin: *Greatest fangirling noises*

Kakyoin falls off his seat in excitement as Daki was amazed and turned on by the giant milf.

Daki: Whoa mama!

Y/n: I know right. I totally imagine her saying "Ara-Ara".

Daki: Totally!

Kakyoin got back to his seat as tries his best to calm himself in front Dimitrescu.

Kakyoin: So, um mommy mil- I mean, milf no- No i mean uh,. Hmm, uh.

Dimitrescu was destroying and tossing furniture everywhere while Kakyoin tries to welcome Dimitrescu properly.

Y/n: What the heck lady!? Stop destroying the furniture around here! You don't see me, coming to your home and destroying your stuff.

Kakyoin manage to calm himself as he took a deep breath before speaking.

Kakyoin: I want you to dominate me, giant monstrous mistress. THERE I SAID IT!

Dimitrescu: Hahaha, well if that's all you want.

Dimitrescu pulls up Kakyoin chin with one finger to make him look at her.

Dimitrescu: I could just sit on you and crush you under my weight.

Kakyoin: *Moans in excitement*

Y/n: And this is why you're still single Kakyoin.

Daito: *groan* We're going to get demonetized for this, aren't we?

Dimitrescu: Donate to his Patreon then you fun, miserable little simps. That way I can do what I want to these three without worrying that their show will be cancelled.

Daito: Hoho, I like her.

Dimitrescu: Of course you do, I have tits the size your head littles ones.

Dimitrescu slaps her breast making them bounce.

Y/n: Look at them bounce.

Kakyoin: Eye literal, giant milf?! Am I in heaven, Daito?

Daito: No, she's real by all grace of the gods above she's real!

Both Daito and Kakyoin start kneeling in front of Dimitrescu.

Astolfo: Why aren't you kneeling master?

Y/n: Because I'm no simp. You can ask Azula herself.

Azula: It true~

Kakyoin slams his fist down as he yells at Y/n.

Kakyoin: I saw her first!

Y/n: Pardon?

Kakyoin: She's mine.

Kakyoin started twitching and making Gollum noises from Lord of the rings.

Kakyoin: We are inseparable, she's my precious, big titty, giant milf lady.

Daito: I think we're losing him.

Dimitrescu: It's quite alright, I have that effect on many little ones.

Y/n: *whisper* Not everyone...

Dimitrescu pulls Kakyoin head to her lap as she rub his head like a dog.

Dimitrescu: Mmm, who's mommas little pegchamp?

Y/n: Wait what? Did I mishear that. Did she say Pegchamp?

Kakyoin: My goddess- Wait, you mean pogchamp right?

Dimitrescu: I mean my little pegchamp.

Y/n: I was right, I did hear her correctly.

Dimitrescu looks at Kakyoin with a lustful look making him scared.

Dimitrescu: I have a 16-inch strap on ready to impale you dear little ones!

Kakyoin: W-Well... I'll only do that if that would help the ratings,

Daito: Oh-ho-ho our ratings would explode.

Dimitrescu: That's not the only thing that would explode~

Y/n: Well Kakyoin you ask for it. Now you have to deal with it. Good luck buddy.

Kakyoin start shaking in fear for the worst to come as the sound of buzzing can be heard in the background.

Kakyoin was seen on the floor in his own pool of blood.

Dimitrescu: Damn it, lost another one.

Kakyoin: *weakly* Worth it.

Daki: Well he did asked for it.

Y/n: Very true, Daki.

Dimitrescu then turn her attention to Y/n.

Dimitrescu: So, little one want to become my pegchamp~?

Y/n: Yeah, nice try Lady Dimitrescu. I'm no simp, sure I enjoy a milf like any other guy but don't think I'll go down that easy.

Dimitrescu: Is that so~?

Y/n: Yes and if you don't believe me then let see who can dominate the other.

Dimitrescu: Hahaha! I like to see you try little one. But there's no way you can dominate this.

She said as she slap her ass and made her breast bounce.

Y/n: Can't I? Bet! However, I won't be doing this alone.

Y/n pulled Astolfo and Daki to his sides.

Y/n: I'm sure Astolfo and Daki want to get a taste of the big milf. Right you two?

Astolfo: Oh, definitely~

Daki: Yes!

Dimitrescu just smirk at the three.

Dimitrescu: This will be fun~ I hope you three will be ready on what about to come~

Y/n /Astolfo/Daki: Your on!

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Dimitrescu can be seen passed out in bed with a satisfied look along with Daki. Y/n and Astolfo are seen cuddling beside them.

Daki: That was incredible~

Dimitrescu: I can't believe someone smaller than me can be this big~

Astolfo: Never judge a book by the cover, I say~ Right, master~?

Y/n: Absolutely~ Now, Dimitrescu do you understand not everyone is a simp.

Dimitrescu: Oh yes, who knew being dominated by someone can feel this good~ I wish I can experience this feeling forever.

Y/n: You're welcome to join my harem. We have fun like this all the time! Isn't that right, Astolfo, Daki?

Astolfo/Daki: Totally~!

Dimitrescu: How wonderful~

Daito can be seen mopping the floor, cleaning up the blood from Kakyoin after deposing the body.

Daito: At this point, I'm wondering why I keep bringing him back to life only for him to be killed off again.